Democrats! It's time to step it up!

[Rich Jones]

Come on, guys! By this time in the '08 campaign, the right-wing nutters had already been attacking Obama with made up lies depicting him as non-American, born in Kenya, a commie-socialist, a member of the Islam faith. Claiming all his academic records were made up, that he's some sort of subversive enemy from within. All of these lies based on racial and social hatred of the man. Over the course of the years, weaker-minded people in this country, having heard this crap over and over again, are starting to believe it. Worse, the rational minded leaders of the GOP have failed to put a stop to this.

So, now it's our turn to churn up some crap. As Democrats this isn't easy, since we're progressive thinkers and not regressive haters. But, let's give it a try. Remember, any suggustions can't be based on half-lies, stretching the truth or taking a speech out of context. It has to be a total fabrication of nonsense pulled out of nowhere and told like you REALLY believe it.

Where to start? Let's see... Romney is a Morman, right? Grandfather moved there to keep his multiple wives and Mitt's father was born there.
NEWS FLASH!! It has now been revealed that Mitt Romney has multiple wives in Mexico. Also, he's transported at least one illegal immigrant wife to each of his homes here in the U.S.
NEWS FLASH!! On his recent trip to Israel, Romney signed a secret pact to nuke Iran on the day he takes office.
NEWS FLASH!! Many of Mitt's "grandchildren" are really his own, fathered by his multiple wives stashed through-out the U.S.

I know these aren't really that good. Again, I'm not a hater and I have a hard time faking it. Perhaps some of you other guys are better at this.
Any suggestions of pure, unbridled hate-filled lies to instill hatred of Romney? We can't let those Tea-baggers get the best of us!

[hanleyclifford]

If I had multiple wives I would definitely transport them to separate homes. It's a Republican thing.

[Canoeyawl]

The money that he cheated us out of is in a bank in the Cayman islands.

[seanz]

If Romney is elected he will make Salt Lake City the capital of the USA.

This could be fun............

[seanz]

The money that he cheated us out of is in a bank in the Cayman islands.

I think you've misunderstood the premise of the thread.......

[ccmanuals]

Is that why Willard has so many homes, to stash all his wives and kids?

[Chris Coose]

Up till this year the SOB hasn't paid any taxes for 10 years running.

He committed voter fraud at least 3 times.

[hanleyclifford]

Is that why Willard has so many homes, to stash all his wives and kids?

Just think of all those new young Republican votes coming along...

[Kaa]

I think Harry Reid heard your call and is coming to the rescue.

Kaa

[seanz]

OMG, he is Mexican! I didn't know.

And, it is possible that he is a were-sheep.

[ccmanuals]

go Harry!

A month or so ago, he said, a person who had invested with Bain Capital called his office.

"Harry, he didn't pay any taxes for 10 years," Reid recounted the person as saying.

"He didn't pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain," said Reid. "But obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?

[hanleyclifford]

OMG, he is Mexican! I didn't know.

And, it is possible that he is a were-sheep.

Very interesting. Your (birth certificate) papers, please.

[ccmanuals]

[seanz]

Very interesting. Your (birth certificate) papers, please.

Buy me a ticket to Hawaii and I'd be happy to show you my birth certificate.

[hanleyclifford]

Buy me a ticket to Hawaii and I'd be happy to show you my birth certificate.

No, No, not you....MITT!

[ccmanuals]

[Rich Jones]

Yep, he's a Mexican Morman with multiple wives. I knew it!! Repeat 10,000 times until convinced.

[ccmanuals]

When he was in Israel he was secretly gathering names of dead Jews to take back to Utah so they could be baptized as Mormons.

[2MeterTroll]

a friend of a friends cousin by marriage was told by an aid of the intern in the mitt romany for president campaign that Mitt changes from boxers to thongs in the buss before every press interview.

[Canoeyawl]

a friend of a friends cousin by marriage was told by an aid of the intern in the mitt romany for president campaign that Mitt changes from boxers to thongs in the buss before every press interview.

Magic thongs ?

[2MeterTroll]

with harry potters picture and sparkles on the wand..... (I think i just threw up a little bit)

Magic thongs ?

[Rich Jones]

Some good replies so far, but none going nearly far enough. Remember, the lies have to be vicious to the maximum.
Take Michelle Bachman's latest lie. She makes up this nonsense about Sec. Clinton's aid being a Muslim mole. Taking a totally innocent, loyal American and using her to attempt to make the Obama administation appear to be influenced by the Muslim Brotherhood. Bachman is good at this. She has no morals and has shown she is willing to destroy anyone in her attempt to get Obama out of office.
Perhaps I'm asking too much of my fellow Democrats. We just don't have the ability to sink that low.

[LeeG]

Romney is really a Democrat Manchurian candidate who will institute socialist healthcare policies

[Chris Coose]

Take Michelle Bachman's ........

I'm not sure I know anybody who can step up to that level of batsht crazy.

Then you've got to know there is a brain dead army Republican voters who adore her.

You are asking a lot Richard.

[John Smith]

I think the dems can make this simple and straight forward.

I'd run a series of ads on the theme that you cannot trust Mitt Romney. I'd begin with one of the ads that Romney bashes Obama by taking stuff out of context, showing the full context, and showing Mitt saying the exact same thing to businessmen. or olympic athletes.

I think you can simply show example after example of Romney taking totally opposite positions on virtually anything.

I think his words praising the Israeli health system and showing how similar it is to Obamacare would be an affective ad.

[Canoeyawl]

Romney is secretly married to Michelle Bachman and they have another family in Switzerland.

[Kevin T]

Every time I see this picture of MB above, I get a bigger laugh from the guy behind her and the look on his face.

[PhaseLockedLoop]

I'd begin with one of the ads that Romney bashes Obama by taking stuff out of context, showing the full context, and showing Mitt saying the exact same thing to businessmen. or olympic athletes.

I think you can simply show example after example of Romney taking totally opposite positions on virtually anything.

If that were all that's necessary, we wouldn't have Romney running. Or Obama. The campaigns are strictly window-dressing. Who really cares if the dressed window resembles the world? You've kind of missed the point of the thread--telling the truth doesn't seem to be working.

I think his words praising the Israeli health system and showing how similar it is to Obamacare would be an affective ad.

John, he actually instituted a similar health system in Massachusetts. Praise of the government of an ally isn't expected to be sensible.

[Lew Barrett]

If I had multiple wives I would definitely transport them to separate homes. It's a Republican thing.

* "Republican's Tombstone"



1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

*some liberties were taken with this old saw to fit the moment

[hanleyclifford]

* "Republican's Tombstone"



1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

*some liberties were taken with this old saw to fit the moment

I met a guy in Africa who claimed he had seven wives running seven stores in seven villages. The one I met was eighteen and he was in his seventies.

[Lew Barrett]

I met a guy in Africa who claimed he had seven wives running seven stores in seven villages. The one I met was eighteen and he was in his seventies.

One presumes he was pretty good at keeping them separated, then?

Mitt has only one wife though secretly he is gay!

[Dave Wright]

Where's Dutch, where's Botebum???

This Bachman photo with the distinctly drug affected eyes require their unique comments. I had no idea she was a porn star.

[hokiefan]

I met a guy in Africa who claimed he had seven wives running seven stores in seven villages. The one I met was eighteen and he was in his seventies.

Rumor has it that the guy who was the subject of the "stir" in our plant yesterday has 8 kids with 7 different baby mamas. With that situation there is no doubt that someone is pissed off at any given moment.

Cheers,

Bobby

[johnw]

All right. I promised not to tell anyone this, so don't repeat it, okay? Mitt's not Mexican, although he is an alien. He doesn't let the press get too close, because they might see through the makeup.

So, we're all agreed to keep this a secret just between us, right? Here's a picture of him before he's done his morning makeup (the picture is from this site):



Now, there's nothing you can do about this in the normal course of the political process. The fix is in, it was all negotiated on the moon -- that's what the NASA program was really about, setting up a meeting with the aliens who wanted to wipe us out over the "alien autopsy" (it was really vivisection) at Roswell.

Our Reptilian Overlords now rule us through the Trilateral Commission, the U.N., and the Bohemian Grove participants. They have been very upset about Barack Obama, who is human, being elected president, and have done everything they can to convince people he is not One of Us, because having an actual human being as president is a disaster for them. Hillary Clinton was supposed to win, of course, and continue the Reptilian rule started under Ronald Reagan (that "chicken neck" thing he had wasn't really from a chicken, it was a failed effort to hide the fact that he was a reptile.) You may have noticed that at about that time, THEY started trying to get us to stop eating eggs. And who reproduces with eggs, I ask you? Reptiles!

Now, it is important that we don't tip off Our Reptilian Overlords that we know about this. That's why I've infiltrated this unassuming wooden boat forum to recruit an elite corps of incorruptible craftsmen whose insane devotion to outmoded materials demonstrates that they cannot be turned from the Cause by things like reason or practicality.

Only in secret enclaves of anachronistic anarchists can we begin to form the core of a corps of saw-wielding maniacs who will someday take the earth back from the evil Reptilian Overlords.

Are you with me, friends? Mammals uber alles!

[LeeG]

Protect the mammaries!

[Rum_Pirate]

So, now it's our turn to churn up some crap. As Democrats this isn't easy, since we're progressive thinkers and not regressive haters. But, let's give it a try. Remember, any suggustions can't be based on half-lies, stretching the truth or taking a speech out of context. It has to be a total fabrication of nonsense pulled out of nowhere and told like you REALLY believe it.

Do two wrongs make a right?

[johnw]

Do two wrongs make a right?

Reptiles don't care about right and wrong.

[Rum_Pirate]

Reptiles don't care about right and wrong.

So does that include both Republicans and Democrats?

[John Smith]

If that were all that's necessary, we wouldn't have Romney running. Or Obama. The campaigns are strictly window-dressing. Who really cares if the dressed window resembles the world? You've kind of missed the point of the thread--telling the truth doesn't seem to be working.



John, he actually instituted a similar health system in Massachusetts. Praise of the government of an ally isn't expected to be sensible.

I'm well aware of Romneycare and hope someone asks him to explain the differences between that and Obamacare.

Where we disagree is that I think one common thread among people is we really don't like being lied to. The Romney ads are extremely, and deliberately, dishonest. Those who watch right wing media will never know this.

I would actually runn some simple ads on Fox showing simply and undeniably that Romney and his people have been lying to them. Hell,Fox has been lying to them.

I'd like to see some full page ads on the back cover of some papers and magazines listing the good things that Obamacare is doing as of now.

I'd like to see some angry right wing leaners who realize they've been lied to.

[johnw]

So does that include both Republicans and Democrats?

You clearly didn't read the post if you need to ask that.

[Rum_Pirate]

You clearly didn't read the post if you need to ask that.

I asked if two wrongs made a right.

response

johnw
Reptiles don't care about right and wrong.

I then asked "So does that include both Republicans and Democrats?"

[Lew Barrett]

On this thread, it's just Republicans. If you want us to invent unsavory lies about your least favorite Democrat that will still be believed by some percentage of the voting public, then you have to start another thread. On this one, the outrageous accusations are limited to Romney if you opt to comply with the OP.

[johnw]

I asked if two wrongs made a right.

response


I then asked "So does that include both Republicans and Democrats?"

Well, if you read post 35, that should clear things up. Hint: What party does Hillary Clinton belong to?

Not only are you not getting the joke, you're not bothering to read the thread before commenting.

[Yeadon]

Mitt Romney has an odd number of nipples.

[johnw]

Mitt Romney has an odd number of nipples.

or



?

[Keith Wilson]

(√-1) is a very odd number of nipples indeed.

[johnw]

Certainly one of the odder number's I can think of.

[Keith Wilson]

So should I count my imaginary friends on the WBF using imaginary numbers, i.e. there were 45i people at Lefty's EBS?

Hey, maybe that's what iPads and iPods and iPigs and things are all about . . .

[johnw]

Not only that, you should talk about them using imaginary words.

[Keith Wilson]

Wodels mo nguha dochet wu ixnthrod.