What is your job title?

[Monkey Butler]

... and what would it be if you were in charge of doling out titles?

Mine is Technology Coordinator. I got to pick it myself even though I have a hard time spelling it. Still, my screen name fits.

[MiddleAgesMan]

Capital Him.

[Gerarddm]

Mister Sir.

[2MeterTroll]

He he he he job title......

lol.

[purri]

"The principal" aka da bossman.

[B_B]

My daughter calls me "Boss, but mommy's the REAL boss".
Son calls me "Dada".
SWMBO never calls me late for dinner.

[Stiletto]

My stepson used to call himself an Energy Transfer Technician when he was pumping gas.

[Michael D. Storey]

Well, it used to be King of America.
Now I get by with Director of Promotion and Development
Never Mind what Judith calls me.

[johnw]

Well, since I turned the bookstore into a corporation, my title is president. And I hate the fact that you people don't salute me.

[David W Pratt]

Stiletto-
He could say he is in charge of the orderly transfer of power

[Dale R. Hamilton]

Head Goober, Boomslang Boats Inc.

[Steve McMahon]

Complaint Department,

[Steve McMahon]

Complaint Department,