A natural boat deodorizer - creating boat smell soup

[Ted Hoppe]

I am going to this weekends Master Mariners Wooden Boat Show at the Corinthian Yacht club with Black Jack... I recently cleaned the cabin of the boat with peppermint soup, wiped down painted the bilges to a minty fresh state, washed the pillows and even used fabreeze on the cushions.

Now I am thinking of making a concoction of boat smell soup...
1/2 part sandlewood oil
1/2 part bergamot oil
1/2 part single malt scotch (lol)
1 part tung oil
1 part peppermint oil
1 part pine tar/linseed oil

Defused over a tea hurricane lamp in an attached magnetic steell cup.

Thoughts or suggestions

[Rum_Pirate]

What no Stockholm tar?

[Ron Williamson]

No diesel/kerosene/linseed/paint thinner/mildew/old beer cans?
R

[Cogeniac]

I think Ron is onto something. Mildew, aged diesel, decaying upholstery, algae, and maybe a little leaking holding tank...I'm certain it would be a big hit!!

[johngsandusky]

Right, that smell could be added to new fg boats to make them smell "salty".
I'm off to bottle some air from my boat. We'll all be rich!

[Ted Hoppe]

I am working on finding some beer drunk sweat, corn beef methane and essence of a swishers sweet cigar blend oils. Now that would make any boat of any make a clincher for WBS best of show.