A cry for help ... the pcford story.

[Yeadon]

So, if you were going to go get help, what type would it be? Charm school to work past the mouth breathing? Or perhaps lessons on horse hair paint brush maintenance?

[Paul Pless]

Dude, you're killing me. Can we expect a thread discussing James frikkin Mcmullen's impending apprenticeship under Cleek to become a fullfledged O&O?

[bobbys]

I would love to contribute but i have my hands full just keeping Glenn under control.

Hes running amok from thread to thread with desperate cry's for help.

Now he is a Atheist commie.

That combined with him being in Texas is a dangerous situation.

I had to walk him to the 7/11 just the other day cause he needed skittles..

[George Jung]

skivvies, bobbys. it matters.

[David G]

PC does NOT issue cries for help. Just demands for more rum and smarter discourse!

[Phillip Allen]

you guys need a hobby

[Joe Dupere]

you guys need a hobby

Jeepers, Phillip!! At 44,000+ posts, you're one to talk!!

[Phillip Allen]

You mean like collecting gunpowder and rabid bees?
No, thanks!

no... collecting rabid guns and bee powder

[Mrleft8]

Rabbit bees sound somewhat terrifying..... Long eared, buck toothed, twitchy nosed, honey producing, flying varmints with stingers.....

[Paul Pless]

you guys need a hobby

Jeepers, Phillip!! At 44,000+ posts, you're one to talk!!

LMFAO!!!


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[Ian Marchuk]

Got stung by a rabbit bee once while varnishing. Buggers bite like a horse. Surprised ,I almost kicked the varnish bucket. By the time I was done swatting that bas^@#!^&% I was worn and out there was hair and rabbit bee bits all over the fresh varnish..... whatta wreck I tell ya. Varnish sellers doan tell ya about how them fumes attrack rabbit bees.
Betcha them rabbitt bees got to PC ..... he will need help. Fluids...... lotsa fluids.

[George Jung]

Ian, you might want to wear that respirator, or ventilate a bit better. Just judging from your post, you understand. We're here for ya...

[Ian Marchuk]

Gosh thanks Doc, I need all the help I can get.

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

Dude, you're killing me. Can we expect a thread discussing James frikkin Mcmullen's impending apprenticeship under Cleek to become a fullfledged O&O?

Anyone on this forum for a period of time has apprenticed under Cleek. Newbies expecting to build boats the first day at the shop are usually surprised when they get handed the broom and dustpan

[Canoez]

Dude, you're killing me. Can we expect a thread discussing James frikkin Mcmullen's impending apprenticeship under Cleek to become a fullfledged O&O?

C'mon - James is too young for the first "O" . Mr. Cleek is just training him to be "&O".

[Canoeyawl]

[QUOTE=Glen Longino;3448619Hey, I was an athiest humanitarian in Texas when you were a whippersnapper roofer in Joisey sliding off roofs on your diaper.[/QUOTE]

Was that before or after you handcuffed me to that chainlink fence?

[James McMullen]

I ain't nobody's apprentice, Pless. This is natural talent!

[David G]

I ain't nobody's apprentice, Pless. This is natural talent!

Don't let him feed you that. Everything he knows, he learned from watching Harvey... and yet he's still unable to work up the gumption to build his first traditional sealskin kayak! <G>

[Lew Barrett]

I have no idea what this thread is about. I am going to assume that is a good thing.

[James McMullen]

Ummm. . .David? Have you ever smelled an actual sealskin kayak? Sweet Jeebus!

All props to my homie Harvey, nonetheless. We used to stay late after work at Crosscut to build boats together you know, way, way back in the day. Harvey is a badass.

[Yeadon]

I have no idea what this thread is about. I am going to assume that is a good thing.

And I think that's fitting in a pcford sort of way.

[David G]

Ummm. . .David? Have you ever smelled an actual sealskin kayak? Sweet Jeebus!

All props to my homie Harvey, nonetheless. We used to stay late after work at Crosscut to build boats together you know, way, way back in the day. Harvey is a badass.

Pffft... excuses, excuses. <G>

Harvey's working on book #3 now. I hope he becomes rich and famous soon. Amazing amount of research he's done.

[Yeadon]

Did you two know each other way back in the day? And did you know Ernie, too?

Which reminds me, I need to call Ernie. I'd like to hear what he's up to.

[James McMullen]

"you two". . .did you mean me and Harvey, or David G and his alter-ego?

If its Harvey, then yes, I've known him for like 20 years. Ernie I only met a few years ago.

[David G]

We didn't really know each other. I shopped at C'cuts. James worked there. He was known to the customers as the 'odd' one... but enthusiastic <G>Harvey was the 'earnest' one. Didn't know Ernie back then.

To be serious for just a moment -- it's sad to me that the mezzanine is so quiet these days, and no boats are being built up there. That activity always lent the joint an air of purpose and vigor!

[Yeadon]

Harvey must've been pretty earnest if he was known as the "earnest" one, considering James was in the vicinity.

[Yeadon]

"you two". . .did you mean me and Harvey, or David G and his alter-ego?

If its Harvey, then yes, I've known him for like 20 years. Ernie I only met a few years ago.

James + DavidG/other = "you two"

[David G]

James, at the time, was more enthusiastic than earnest. Think Irish Setter! <G>

I don't think James even knew I worked on boats. I also did furniture, cabinetry, architectural millwork, and some exterior goodies (gates, gazebos, pergolas, etc.). I talked to Harvey more about boats.

BUT... back to the man of the hour: PC Ford. He always knows what the thread is about. Sometimes he's wrong... but he always KNOWS, dangit! <G>

Wait! Is this turning into a Seinfeld thread?

[bobbys]

I have no idea what this thread is about. I am going to assume that is a good thing.

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It helps to have a alter ego, Without a good alter ego it gets confusing.

You can use DavidG if you need to on Saturdays .

[Yeadon]

Hey bs, can I have the DavidG login/password? I'll get him banned again within the hour.

[David G]

He'll never rat me out. I know where he lives. Besides... I've got a load of dirt on him!

[pcford]

So, if you were going to go get help, what type would it be? Charm school to work past the mouth breathing? Or perhaps lessons on horse hair paint brush maintenance?

Dude, p-dawg is busy and will not rise to the bait. Sorry.

anyways, moving Syrene to Shilshole tomorrow. Friday to Orcas.

[bobbys]

Hey bs, can I have the DavidG login/password? I'll get him banned again within the hour.

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You are under a obligation to use your powers for good not evil...

[Mrleft8]

you guys need a Bobby

Nah!..... We've already got one.... (Or two...... Or a dozen......)

[Yeadon]

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You are under a obligation to use your powers for good not evil...

Will do. Please PM me that information.