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  1. 06-07-2012, 07:46 PM #1
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    Default IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    This PC is dummer. Won' download ispell..SEE? I had to edit this. Words landin anywhere..PC H*ll...Ughh. Miht be last woords..(Think im pusshing the limits of splin?)
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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    It's a proven fact that if you spill too much tequila on a computer that it will forget how to spell

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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    Probably the watch did it. Water proof dont mean....you know..(Slamming a "T") Might have been a EMT, but the microwave's working..car started..
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    Eet's French..... what do you ezpect?! Enh????
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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    That don't help! This will post in 10 minutes- if ever. Refresh-F/5 is lurking here in this one...
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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    I'm in Microsoft IE8 suryup..Still wont let ispell in.I get the yellow caution on every page "Done,but with errors on page." (Kind funny, as I am fatal error)
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    Better watch out on them Hamsters..(they watch) I HAVE seen the distruction..Dont wear stripped socks with sandals The Hamsters will move in.
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    I swear I"m learning another language...
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    YES I CAN! Don't make me send Gerbils- MUCH worst..
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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip Allen View Post
    I swear I"m learning another language...
    Cool - Skipper's near the best show on the web!


    (Think im pusshing the limits of splin?)
    Might be.. But Doug's got your back.. ;-) ETA: My mistake, Fred's got it covered.. & dina worry, it's 3 somewhere! (maybe.. ;-))


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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    ROTFLMAO- no spitting on the keyboard, DANG IT! Well,much worst than gerbils or hambsters. WE have BEAVERS...:O
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    BIG BEAVERS-it's all in the tail, ya know....
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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    Now your showing off the "Quote" I cant. Have a great night-hoping to get the boat uncovered Saturday.Any help appreciated. Send Help, this PC is SOO Slow!
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    Nighty Night Fred Z. You Funny
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    Default Re: IT's officale. lm having services . PC dead:(

    Does anyone else think that this is an excessively STRANGE thread?

    It's disheartening, when you are used to being the strangest man in the building, to find this thread and realize that you're not even in contention for the title.

    Keep us posted, Skipper. Or send smoke signals, or - perhaps - one of those beavers...
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    "Thanks, I just had it stuffed."
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    .... OK...... I'm just not gonna even go there!.......
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    Beavers are so busy here, a woman stepped off the dock, and went hip deep when the ground under her gave way. What did they do?? Filled the hole with FIRE WOOD. DUH! This PC thinks the hour glass icon is the curser Chris Ben told me how to remove videos and pix that slow it down.Thanks.) The iSpell finally loaded, but I really miss Mozilla's speed and no Squint add on. P.S. No worries Vince, our still the strangest MAN
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    Beavers are so busy here, a woman stepped off the dock, and went hip deep when the ground under her gave way. What did they do?? Filled the hole with FIRE WOOD. DUH! This PC thinks the hour glass icon is the cursor Chris Ben told me how to remove videos and pix that slow it down.Thanks.) The iSpell finally loaded, but I really miss Mozilla's speed and no Squint add on. P.S. No worries Vince, your still the strangest MAN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skipper68 View Post
    but I really miss Mozilla's speed and no Squint add on.
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    IE you can also hold control and roll your mouse wheel. Control 0 to return to normal.
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    you need to accelerate it...down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y Bar Ranch View Post
    you need to accelerate it...down

    Ok , everything I download makes me do house work-UGHH Going there now, Thanks..Taking a pill..Dr.s Orders. Poof on a PC hurts! Whats the worst could h............. Umm, that guy don't look like me..I will pull up the rest of the download in an hour.UGHH 8 hours to download. Good Grief! I'm good.
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