Your office IT professional can't seem to use the photocopier.
Did I say that out loud?
You know you're in trouble when...
Your office IT professional can't seem to use the photocopier.
There's nothing more expensive than a "free" boat.
Old Grey Inquisitive One
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
Too specialised.
It really is quite difficult to build an ugly wooden boat.
Senior Member
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
I don't blame em. A photocopier doesn't rely on high technology, the only thing that can make one of those things work properly is dark magic and sacrifice.
I'll just take my chances with those salt water joys.
AR
Senior Member
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
a virgin sacrificeOriginally Posted by Captain Intrepid
Did I say that out loud?
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
I'm not sure we'd find one around our office.
Well, if the guy was trying to do something complicated, it would have been understandable. However, 15 minutes to try to get a copy of a couple of things was outta hand.
There's nothing more expensive than a "free" boat.
Chief Adm!n.
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
While I should let the Virgin sacrifice comment slide.......I'm not sure we'd find one around our office.
Well, if the guy was trying to do something complicated, it would have been understandable. However, 15 minutes to try to get a copy of a couple of things was outta hand.
.... Have you been talking to Carter? Her IT guy at work has to ask her to scan documents for him....
Never trust a man with a clean workshop.
homeslap
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
Your own wife starts a thread calling your sorry ass out in the bilge. . .You know you're in trouble when...
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
Senior Reader
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
Yeah, that would be a sign...
Grateful Member
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
He's a conversation I had with our IT guy this week:
Me: [long detailed explanation including error codes]
IT guy: "Hm"
Me: I did >>> a..... >>>>> b..... >>>>> and got <<<<<< ////// and got error code whatever
IT guy: "Hm"
Me: So I did ..... <<<<< ***** and ______ and got error code whatever
IT guy: "Well that's odd"
Me: "No **** Sherlock"
IT guy (getting attitude): "Well you don't have to be huffy"
Me (giving him a slight taste of huffy): *&(8******$$$%%!
Actually, I didn't say that. I just went around to everyone's desk and got their list of error and fixed 90% of them, called the guy back and told him problems 1-whatever were resolved.
Senior Member
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
No Paul, it's only trouble when she calls your sorry ass out in court......
You know you're in trouble when...
The hand washing sink at your favorite eatery has been out of order for a month and none of the staff knew....
regards,
Waddie
Senior Member
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
You see a guy from the town water department drinking Polar Spring.
Did I say that out loud?
Re: You know you're in trouble when...
It's IT support like that which has brought about our own internal "Self Help Group" for computer users.He's a conversation I had with our IT guy this week:
Me: [long detailed explanation including error codes]
IT guy: "Hm"
Me: I did >>> a..... >>>>> b..... >>>>> and got <<<<<< ////// and got error code whatever
IT guy: "Hm"
Me: So I did ..... <<<<< ***** and ______ and got error code whatever
IT guy: "Well that's odd"
Me: "No **** Sherlock"
IT guy (getting attitude): "Well you don't have to be huffy"
Me (giving him a slight taste of huffy): *&(8******$$$%%!
Actually, I didn't say that. I just went around to everyone's desk and got their list of error and fixed 90% of them, called the guy back and told him problems 1-whatever were resolved.
There's nothing more expensive than a "free" boat.
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