Position available: Marine Carpenter, San Francisco
Thought somebody might be interested, or know someone who is:
http://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/31380770
The person selected for this position will serve as a Carpenter (Marine) for the San Francisco Maritime National Historical Park in San Francisco, CA.
In this position you will assist journeyman Carpenter's aboard ships, on docks, and in shops which are open to the public with restoration, repair and maintenance work of the wooden components of historic ships.
Sometimes you've gotta leave the kibble out where the slow dogs can get some....
... Roy Blount, Jr.