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  1. 04-06-2012, 04:18 PM #1
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    Anyone got a good caption for this one?

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    Mr. Magoo was not the most reliable yacht delivery captain...
    On the trailing edge of technology.

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    "Anchor seems to be holding!"
    This new ship here is fitted according to the reported increase of knowledge among mankind. Namely, she is cumbered end to end with bells and trumpets and clocks and wires. It has been told to me she can call voices out of the air or the waters to con the ship while her crew sleep. But sleep though lightly. It has not yet been told to me that the sea has ceased to be the sea.--Rudyard Kipling
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    Vous tournez-vous vers droit ou gauche quand la lumière est rouge ?
    It really is quite difficult to build an ugly wooden boat.
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    Photoshop rocks!

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    At a certain age, most Bayliners just start moving toward the light ...
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    Yeadon is right, of course.
    Hey, where's my Hvalsoe 19?
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    Okay we're up, grab the paint!
    Nosce te ipsum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeadon View Post
    At a certain age, most Bayliners just start moving toward the light ...
    Now, that's good!
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    "Captain Bob went to considerable trouble to find the center of gravity of his new vessel."
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    Putting the owner's son into 'timeout' sort of took on a whole new meaning!
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    The new GPS is accurate to within 30 feet
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    Damn those tide thingies...
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    Don't rock the boat!
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    The unfortunate pairing of Captain Spooner and his sympathetic helmsman.

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    Ted's practice for becoming a cruise captain started with small steps…
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    Well ****!
    Mother, should I trust the government. . .
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    "Left, leaving green? Red, right, reversing?...oh, screw ii, just go!"
    This new ship here is fitted according to the reported increase of knowledge among mankind. Namely, she is cumbered end to end with bells and trumpets and clocks and wires. It has been told to me she can call voices out of the air or the waters to con the ship while her crew sleep. But sleep though lightly. It has not yet been told to me that the sea has ceased to be the sea.--Rudyard Kipling
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    "Oops".
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    I hate when that happens.
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    Obviously, a "photoship" job. Not all that far fetched, though. This one actually happened just off Alcatraz Island in SF Bay. Salvaged by a buddy of mine, Tim Parker, of Parker Diving Services.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Cleek View Post


    Obviously, a "photoship" job. Not all that far fetched, though. This one actually happened just off Alcatraz Island in SF Bay. Salvaged by a buddy of mine, Tim Parker, of Parker Diving Services.
    Actually, I've seen a sailboat hit that rock...you could hear it....TOOOoooooonnnnggg. LoL
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    "Pinpoint navigation"

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    "Tide's out"
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    I told you not to bring the chart from Howard Johnson's.
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    And I claim this island for Canada.
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    Todd's first attempt at "blind pilotage" wasn't nearly as successful as he'd hoped.
    I'll just take my chances with those salt water joys.

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    Due to recent budget cuts, the Coast Guard is experimenting with cheaper, alternative methods to replacing aging lights on America's waterways.
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    "MY BOW MOVEMENT, You're clear for landing."
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    Had he realized it was a lighthouse, he would not have held course and speed and insisted on the right of way.
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