Yup, it's a media conspiracy!
From that Arizona crackpot sherrif:
Arpaio Claims Media Conspiracy
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio tells the Arizona Republic
that a media conspiracy "bigger than Watergate"
is purposefully downplaying his investigation
of President Obama's birth certificate.
Said Arpaio: "I'm not going to drop this. You don't think I did a press conference and let it die? I'll make a decision real quick where to send the evidence we have. There are not many options. You do know this is complex. Many conflicts of interest from the White house to the Attorney General. I can go on and on."
I got in touch with my inner self today... that's the last time I'll buy single-ply toilet paper!