Re: Coming Soon to Salem Mass! (RF)
The next newspaper, blog or tv reporter who perpetrates the blatant lie of "reproduction 1600-era pirate galleon" is going to get a stern talking-to from me. This flagrant nonsense has got to stop! Folks who co-enable a madman's delusions ought to be charged as accomplices.
Amphibious Macroplankton Oughtredia doublendus
Mostly found frequenting the littoral and estuarine zones in the southern half of the Salish Sea, though sightings have been recorded both north and south of this area, and occasionally, but rarely, inland, in freshwater environments. This species lives on micro-brewed beer and dutch-oven biscuits,and displays brightly colored nylon and gore-tex plumage during the rainy season. Approach with caution!