Re: The scale of the thing
I had the best opportunity.....a Very wealthy gentleman in Saudi made a very, very substantial offer for number 1 daughter.....6 feet tall, long red hair, good looking sexy woman......I was sorely tempted.....she came to tea with me one day, and the Sheik asked me if I had considered his offer......and I remarked that the "fee" that we were discussing was a bit low.....Sonja got involved...stuck her 2 cents in it and really didn't know what we were talking about....but she was using the sheiks logic, obviously I had something that I wasn't using, that he felt that he could use quite regularly and he was offering a very substantial price......so she was bugging me to see if I wanted more money, and with my guest to see if he was willing to add more money to the pot...we negotiated back and forth for over an hour.....never cracking a smile at any time, never letting her know that we were negotiating her sale.....finally, we reached an agreement, the sheik brought out what was to be over $100,000 in gold. He offerred it, I acceppted it, he handed me the gold and I reached over and took Sonja's hand and handed her over to the sheik.....she freaked out.....what the hell is going on here? she yelled....I said the sheik made an offer for you, and we have been discussing price, we have finally agreed on the price...so he gets you and I get the gold. "Are you two poeple out of your gawdamn minds? You can't sell me!
Au Contraire.....You can, in this country.....and remember, you helped negotiate the terms for the transfer of goods.......
It took a while to calm her down that it was only a joke that we hatched up....but it was a good one.
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