Bilge best Quotes.

[bobbys]

PCford in the How much for a burger thread.

>>>>You are correct to reflect a dubious opinion on these guys' being able to "split it with a nice girl." Something makes me believe that a lot of the guys here at the Wooden Boat Forum are not particularly lucky with the ladies. Maybe it's the Greek fisherman's cap that scares them off.<<<<

[I, Rowboat]

You don't have to be lucky with a lot of ladies, just a few of them and then, eventually, The Only One That Matters.

I refer to the time-before-Allison as "My Period Of Overwhelming Dismay."

Although she doesn't prefer it when I introduce her at parties as "my first wife."

[Milo Christensen]

You had a period?

[I, Rowboat]

You had a period?

Yes, a prolonged and overwhelming one, with pronounced dismay.

Have you not had one yet?

[pefjr]

Bobbys: the birther thread

>>>>>>>>>Good catch however i ran some numbers of my own just to compare.

There were 35 million people that did not think Obama was born in the US.

There were 30 Million dems that thought John MaCain was born outside the US.

Thats a difference of 5 million.

But 3 million dems think Cheny is the Devil so scratch them but add One million Reps that think Clinton was a Commie but subtract one million Dems that think Halliburton is tied in with big oil and Bush but subtract 200000 dems that believe Barbra Striestand is still a good singer but add 100000 people that think Jake and Elwood are really on a mission from God but add 4500 people that think Bush ordered God to destroy Black people in New Orleans, Subtract 400000 that think George Cloony impregnated Bristol Palin for spite butadd 2000 people that think the girls on the view are "hot" but subtract 1500 people in Idaho that we dont know what they believe but add one person that thinks Rosy O"donald is funny, Subtract 6500 people that believe Obama is going to buy gas for there cars but add 4000 people that dont like sean penn but add 567 that fry twinkies, subtract 2675 people that want Rush Dead but add 2400 that would steal his drugs if they could, Subtract The cast of "cats" but add the Cast of "growing pains" and you wind up with 34 people that are "birthers".

Ok i made up some of these numbers.<<<<<<<<<<

[I, Rowboat]

Ok i made up some of these numbers.

Don't you think we know that? Nobody thinks that Rosie O'Donald is funny.



(Has anybody actually ever fried a Twinkie?)

[WX]

(Has anybody actually ever fried a Twinkie?)

Isn't that what gay men call young lads?

[John B]

Beach Party.

I have a date in about an hour and a half with a hotty I met on the beach, but I smell like a gasoline tanker- been helping a friend siphon gas out of his old ride today before he junks it. What can I do to get rid of the smell- its all over my hands arms and legs! I tried to wash it off but it still stinks!

Roll around in fish guts

Light a match

[The Bigfella]

Oops, was that last one me?

[pefjr]

Don't you think we know that? Nobody thinks that Rosie O'Donald is funny.



(Has anybody actually ever fried a Twinkie?)

I don't think you know that this thread is "Bilge Best Quotes" and that was Bobbys quote on the Birther thread, not mine, though I wish I was as creative as Bobbys.

[John B]

Oops, was that last one me?

nah. Dave Fleming said

A lit match should do it.

followed closely by Chuck ( with the above quote)

Thread

http://www.woodenboat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52532

ahahahaha.

[Paul Girouard]

Dave Fleming

Thread

http://www.woodenboat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52532

Couple , at least, guys who are no longer with us on that thread. Dave F. and Ken H. Rich K. hasn't posted in awhile either, although it says he was last active 8-8-09.

Oh ya and Beach party Dutch is banned.

[andrewe]

Back to quotes:
" Ah, yes. Playboy and National Geographic, both take beautiful photos of places you will never go to"
A

[WX]

" Ah, yes. Playboy and National Geographic, both take beautiful photos of places you will never go to"

yeah that was a good come back.

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

The Reverend preaching to Phillip Allen on one of the gun threads......


"You just don't seem to get it at all. There are those of us that have to live with gun violence on a daily basis and you ain't one of them."

[pefjr]

Post of the month: Bobbys


Re: Baptist pastor prays for Obama to die like Kennedy
The last Baptist Church we went to they asked us not to come back.

How is this guy gonna handle the Prez if they could not handle my teenagers???

[bobbys]

Braam Berrub.

has nothing to do with making the business better, usually it has to do with internal politics: good folks who are ethical and good at their jobs are often terrible at internal politics....it's the useless ****s who spend all their time scheming that get ahead in most co.s.

good luck to you, b.t.w.; the recession we hear, is over

[bobbys]

Posted by Robmill0605.

No they are not " nuts", they are tired of liberal apologists for America like you and Barack Obama, and so am I.
America is exceptional.
We are the beacon of freedom in the world. We have freed billions of people who lived in oppresion in the world. Fought two world wars which enslaved Europe.
The same freedom that let's you snipe and bitch about the terrible USA while at the same time demanding your rights granted to you under the Constitution while you slam your country and look for every thing wrong with it instead of seeing what is exceptional about it does'nt surprise me.
Socialism and liberalism are failed policies. The Soviet Union wasn't destroyed by armies, it was destroyed by captialism and freedom.
I'd love to see what would have happened to you and your liberal opinions in the old USSR.
Do you think for one minute that you would be able to spout your drivel and hatred for their country under their system?
The answer is no.
America is exceptional.
We have the abilitiy to do anything with our lives, fail and try again. We are limited only by our intelligence and our drive to do anything, be anything, go anywhere we want or desire to.
We have a Constitution that guards our rights. We are the only super power left in the world.
We are FREE to do what WE want with our lives. A nation of equal opportunity.
Europe has been around for 800 years or more and yet in a mere 200 plus years we are the beacon of freedom and the only super power in the world.
Not Europe.
And THAT is what you hate. America is unfair, we had slavery, we killed the indians blah blah blah. Have we commited injustices to Native Americans, blacks etc? Of course we have. We have also struggled to correct it, and paid a price for it.
We fought a civil war over it.
We have a black POTUS and that still isn't enough for you?
NOT the greatest country on the face of the Earth?

BULL****.

[oznabrag]

Andrew Craig-Bennett
Old member number 506
Join Date: Aug 1999
Posts: 13,535


Re: Norman! Come back, Norman!
The "UK Politics" thread died because we all agreed with each other for 90% of the time, and for the remaining 10% we were all too polite to mention it.
...

[Tylerdurden]

My favorite of the year....

"there's a clear desire to pile on. I don't know just what they get out of it.... does it give them pleasure? Do they enjoy it? People like that strike me as 'near sociopaths'" Norman

[Tom Montgomery]

You are aware, I hope, that absent the nuclear-driven process of plate tectonics, the earth would be uninhabitable?

And I feel like I've been here before
Feel like I've been here before
And you know it makes me wonder
What's going on under the ground?
Do you know? Don't you wonder?
What's going on down under you?

[Flying Orca]

And I feel like I've been here before
Feel like I've been here before
And you know it makes me wonder
What's going on under the ground?
Do you know? Don't you wonder?
What's going on down under you?

Carry on
Love is coming
Love is coming to us all

[P.I. Stazzer-Newt]

From Got lucky and drew a Sheep tag!

I hope you and your sheep are very happy together. Really, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

[pefjr]

Donn
Member #1938
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Great South Bay, Long Island, NY
Posts: 24,388


Re: Quit being jerks!
Funny! A jerk calls for an end to jerkdom, and then joins the other jerks who advertise their ignore lists. VDonn





Quit being jerks!

[C. Ross]

Captain Blight on the "toilet art" thread"

I want to install apehanger bars, highway pegs, a jockey flush and put flames on the crapper bowl. I think that'd be all kinds of awesome.

http://www.woodenboat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=89842

[pefjr]

This has become Normy's MO. Locker room language from someone who has probably never seen a locker room.

Boehner's boner Posted by Donn

[pefjr]

bilge best thread: ACB's Hong Kong Thread:ACB, where is the Hong Kong thread you promised?

[B_B]

...
Although she doesn't prefer it when I introduce her at parties as "my first wife."

Mine doesn't like it when I refer to her as "My Favourite Wife" - being my only wife, ever, she's also my least favourite, by default, but that's neither here nor there....

[Phillip Allen]

Mine doesn't like it when I refer to her as "My Favourite Wife" - being my only wife, ever, she's also my least favourite, by default, but that's neither here nor there....

for me, marriage is in total remission

[pefjr]

Today, 11:13 AM
TerryLL
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sandpoint, ID
Posts: 1,749


Re: Question for Catholics
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

I attended Catholic grade school.
I was an altar boy.
I attended Catholic high school.
My sister was a nun.
I attended Catholic university.
I considered becoming a priest.

I am in recovery. It's a twelve-step program. Every day I do my best to put my past behind me. Two steps forward, one step back. Slow progress.

Hello, my name is Terry, and I'm a Catholic.

[pefjr]

TomF
Recalcitrant Heretic
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Fredericton, New Brunswick
Posts: 9,480


Re: What do Democrats think?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pefjr
Republicans are Alpha dogs
democrats are cowed

Cowed? Bull.
__________________
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
- Heinlein

[Concordia...41]

Best bilge quotes:

In no particular order

Just cause you drink and write does NOT make you Hemingway.
Joe ( CSOH)

Then some will just switch seats on the Titanic and die anyways.
Chris Coose

Wooden boats and shingles. Similar but different. Recurring and often painful.
Peter Malcolm Jardine

and my personal favorite

For what it's worth...Money's overvalued. Concordia's ain't and our time in this world is short...
Art Read

[Paul Pless]

41.

[Paul Pless]

In no particular order . . .


"I'm not a liberal."

"I'm not a socialist, I'm not!"

"I'm a centrist."

"You don't know what a socialist is, dammit."

"GFY" (good for you)

[Phillip Allen]

I don't understand this thread...I'm SO confused

[B_B]

someone mentions 41 and Phillip's there in two posts...amazing, like Pavlov.

[PeterSibley]

someone mentions 41 and Phillip's there in two posts...amazing, like Pavlov.

[Paul Pless]

someone mentions 41 and Phillip's there in two posts...amazing, like Pavlov.

classic

[Donn]

someone mentions 41 and Phillip's there in two posts...amazing, like Pavlov.

You mean Pavlov's dogs, of course.

[Phillip Allen]

bow-wow...back at ya (smart a$$es)

[Phillip Allen]

classic

at least I have class...

[switters]

Ian, on cutting a canoe into bits and then putting it back together.

There's a certain defiant charm in a boat that really defies all common sense and then performs below expectations.


not a bilge thread but a great line.

[switters]

bump to top since Pless can't find a thread halfway down the page.

[Peerie Maa]

bump to top since Pless can't find a thread halfway down the page.

A new best quote.

[Paul Pless]

D'oh!

You are, as I said, mistaken.

Kaa

[pefjr]

Katherine's comeback to Paul on Hypothyroidism


Katherine



Re: Obesity

Originally Posted by Paul Pless

tmi

It also causes decreased sex drive. Hope you're handy dear. [QUOTE] Katherine

[George Jung]

Bobbys: the birther thread

>>>>>>>>>Good catch however i ran some numbers of my own just to compare.

There were 35 million people that did not think Obama was born in the US.

There were 30 Million dems that thought John MaCain was born outside the US.

Thats a difference of 5 million.

But 3 million dems think Cheny is the Devil so scratch them but add One million Reps that think Clinton was a Commie but subtract one million Dems that think Halliburton is tied in with big oil and Bush but subtract 200000 dems that believe Barbra Striestand is still a good singer but add 100000 people that think Jake and Elwood are really on a mission from God but add 4500 people that think Bush ordered God to destroy Black people in New Orleans, Subtract 400000 that think George Cloony impregnated Bristol Palin for spite butadd 2000 people that think the girls on the view are "hot" but subtract 1500 people in Idaho that we dont know what they believe but add one person that thinks Rosy O"donald is funny, Subtract 6500 people that believe Obama is going to buy gas for there cars but add 4000 people that dont like sean penn but add 567 that fry twinkies, subtract 2675 people that want Rush Dead but add 2400 that would steal his drugs if they could, Subtract The cast of "cats" but add the Cast of "growing pains" and you wind up with 34 people that are "birthers".

Ok i made up some of these numbers.<<<<<<<<<<

There are a lot of folk here, guilty of memorable quotes, and not to slight them - but if we were to have a POLL, I suspect this one of bobbys would be in the running for 'best of show'. And I hate that.

I mean - really - what do we know about this guy?

[Bradley]

Two of my own quotes:

"My personal life is far too rewarding to piss it away on a career"

"there is nothing like the feeling of utter security on a tumultuous sea..."

Brad

(loves the sea)

[George Jung]

You dipstick - that is the point.....

Your mom and I tried to give Bobby a good raisin'..... but the boy was slow as a tick....

[George Jung]

You dipstick - that is the point.....

I hope you realize, B of T, that this entire exchange was all in fun..... right?