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That's not the point. The point is the count, and only post counts count. :D

scab > bras
perch > porch
bathes > swathe
torches > chortle
assorted > assarted

Poor marines. After getting all that hopey changey thing about Obama being different, they come to find out he's just like the last three Republican presidents.

I haven't worn a wrist watch for over 25 years. I used to carry my grandfather's pocket watch, but after two repairs, it's on display now since I can't afford to keep having it fixed. I work outside...

Epicurian? I thought that word started with an "F"?

slot > spot
stare > traps
sacred > decals
section > suction
stockers > stickers

I disagree completely. Other than email, almost all I use my computer for is to read the Bilge. Oh. Wait a minute.

Not too terribly far from where I used to live in NC, at the end of a dead end long dirt road, was the small community of Tick Bite.

hasp > gasp
steam > meets
cranes > braces
secured > decrees
centaurs > recusant

hags > sham
feats > teats
assent > ascent
seduces > deduces
resonant > resonate

nosh > gosh
hasty > shaft
sweats > skates
decries > rescued
trenails > lanterns

hope > hose
spray > stray
fasted > wasted
strewed > screwed
neutrals > slattern

I'm sure he's probably tempted to call an airstrike, but you left out the obvious target; the Capitol Building when the entire Congress is in session. It's probably the only thing he can do that...

tore > gore
strip > parts
biased > debase
priests > pesters
entrails > centrals

Only 70 or so to go and a Bilge milestone will be reached. Whatever will we do to celebrate? :D

I dunno, a reversed and inverted counter?

Every day that goes by means my Mac SEII gets more and more valuable as a nostalgia item.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8

I think it was you. All those farts corroded the hardware!! :D

Not according to Scot's message on the banner. But maybe he doesn't know yet?

I'm not sure, but one end has a hole thingy where you put the little exploding thingy that looks like a lipstick, and at the other end there's another hole thingy that the exploding thingy comes out...

snow > snot
yeast > years
sniper > pipers
trances > prances
​scantier > recusant

As Lefty mentioned, he gave me an antique book of maps which is quite musty. I don't have a microwave or an electric range, and the oven on the gas stove doesn't work. Maybe I could bake it for a...

While I was watching the second link above, I came across this video. Just another day in Paradise! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=EAyDS1NuK_A

I'm guessing he was ranked as DNF. :D

We wonders, does we? Sounds like Smeagol/Phillum having a conversation with itself. I know where it will go. Somebody, somewhere will interpret being "near a mosque site" as being in a mosque, and...

year > airy
crate > cream
unrest > sunder
donates > tendons
notaries > latrines

If you're from KAOS, you'll never get Smart!

I wouldn't rule out the "Southies" just yet. After all, Chechnya is right next to Georgia. :;

It sounds like the new Dutch tulip bulbs.

That's curious. The hot air only started blowing after you left? Geez, I worked there for 20 years and the wind blew all the time. :D

Wow. The problems I avoid by not having a garage!!

soft > loft
sated > tamed
search > archer
slanted > descant
citizens > inciters

Looks like there were two different sub threads going here at first. Not counting this post, now there are three. Not bad for eight posts.

There sure is a rat's nest of sheets in that cockpit sole. But it is a pretty boat.

I hate that I have to drive fifteen miles to get to the nearest stop light. And sometimes, when two or three cars are backed up behind a tractor? You have to wait a whole fifteen or twenty seconds...

As long as I can keep my swords...

racy > tray
races > faces
aisles > lassie
detract > retract
marinate > martinet

harp > pray
glass > class
washes > bashes
hardier > tardier
​restrain > painters

Having previously demonstrated his proficiency in US domestic politics, geng is now moving on to international affairs.

trap > pram
clogs > goals
caress > shears
curried > hurried
treatise > arteries

Ah, that's the reverse side of the Great Seal of the United States. ;)

That's why I put all my trust in Sealy Posturepedic National Trust. Only one depositor, who has instant access to all of his accounts. On the downside however, it's not covered by FDIC.

And a final 2% think the Bilge is a place where people come to discuss wooden boats.

Well, unless you can prove that ole' cayuse popped the top on that PBR and chugged it without help, you'll probably get charged for aiding and abetting. Or contributing to the delinquency of a minor...

When my wife and I built our cordwood masonry house we used a wheelbarrow and hoes to mix about 546 'batches' of lime putty mortar. A batch was 30-32 lbs of lime putty and two five gallon buckets of...

He brought black velvet paintings to a high art form.

This reminds me, it's been a while since we had a vasectomy thread.

Also, it kind of makes you wonder, if they're willing to say that the first amendment is subject to being ignored, what other amendments might they be willing to ignore? The Thirteenth? The...

I grew up in NC. Given the number of independent "One Way True Church of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" churches there are, once they pass this, they'll have a hell of a time deciding which...