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Well, there's intentional procrastination and unintentional procrastination. Building my Eun Mara falls into the unintentional category. There's a WHOLE LIST of little things that fall into the...

I'm in Boston this week, and I note that people here seem to eat dinner REALLY late. Like 8: 30 at night and beyond. Finished up the day at the trade show, had some training and a short meeting and...

I see so many threads where despite our best efforts, a bit of creep sets in and what may have been a trip to the northwest suddenly takes a turn to the south and the original topic gets left behind...

In 2002 they did put the Mustang motors in the Crown Vic's. With a decent rear end they found out that there was a problem with blowing up the transmissions. Too much torque + too much traction and...

I'm not that far away this weekend. Don't MAKE me come down there.

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And I've got the sunglasses to go with it!

It's my company car. I sell police equipment. :cool:

Recreational sex? There's RECREATIONAL sex!?! Are you telling me I don't have to do it with professionals?

You're right, George. Eggs should definitely be cooked at lower temperatures. If the pan's too hot, the eggs will scorch. You may remove them from the heat too soon, leaving the yolk parts...

Hope this doesn't get scotted....

Workmen were building a new house in the neighborhood. The little 5-year-old girl next door was fascinated, and stood at the edge of the yard intently watching...

Oh - and I looked for Roosevelt in the bushes. It was just after dark so I couldn't really see anything - but I did hear some suspicious rustling.....

Work? Well, if you consider an inspection and some discussion about "The Plan" work then we got a bunch done. :D

Phoenix looks very happy and snugged-in for the winter. She's looking a little...

Let her know that there are a BUNCH of people here who are sorry, who care about her and who wish her the best through her recovery.

Ken

There is nothing so precious as a child. They are, after all, what we're here for. They are both our task and our joy.

I cannot take your burden - but I can share your pain. Know that I am...

Fortunately, the pain goes away fairly quickly. It's the self-flagellation that continues every time you look at the injury.

I have a nice scar on my right palm that looks like the Greek letter...

Relations with both North Korea and China improved during the Clinton years. That's why North Korea now has nuclear weapons. And the nondescript suitcases delivered by nondescript Chinese people to...

I was feeling poorly one morning, and told the boss that I'd be taking half a sick day after lunch.

The boss said, "What I do when I feel like that is go home and have a nooner with my wife. ...

Or the short version:

Excessive intake of purines can contribute to gout.

In case you aren't familiar with purines:


Purine is a heterocyclic aromatic organic compound, consisting of a pyrimidine ring fused to an imidazole ring.

The general term purines also refers...

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator on the end of the rope, and asks the bartender, "Do you serve Iranians here?"

"Of course!" said the bartender.

"Good" says the guy "bring me a beer and...

Thank you Doug and Phil! Checked out my presents. No boat again.

But there's always next year!

Actually, "sparrow's fart" can be attributed to Dingo from his "smell the roses" thread. My own explorations on the topic, however, are (thankfully) unique to me.

Thanks all for the "happies!"...

I wish we would have only taught the North Koreans to fish.

Not many people know that Edison was an avid fisherman. He usually included some trout fishing in his infrequent vacations. During one such trip to the west he was befriended by an Indian tribe. ...

Nick, it all depends on who bombs first. If Iran nukes Isreal, we'll be forgetting about the polls and heading for the poles.

Don't worry. The numbers will come back up when a nuclear exchange starts in Iran.

It's been postulated somwhere that no free society has been able to exist with a tax rate in excess of 40%. We're gettin' mighty close.

Ghandi walked almost everywhere, and as a result his feet were very tough. Despite all of his exercise, he remained for most of his life a thin, frail man. The only complaint he had, however, was...

Always be sure to tie your boat up properly after docking.

My all-time favorite falls into the "I Wish I Would Have Said That" category.

My son, who was 16 years old at the time, worked at a Hill's Department Store (a now-defunct K-Mart wannabe) as a...

I guess I could see eating them before they were worn, but .......

Dunno, but that is an important enough topic that we should spend considerable time on it!!!!

I'm sorry, Paul. You're gonna have to start paying for this coffee ....

Believe it or not, I was speechless. All I could do was laugh and pretend that the blush was sunburn.

:D

During my stint as a cabinetmaker, I usually took care of banking right after the mail came at 3pm. Of course, I was well-basted with sawdust and chips by that time, and usually in jeans and a...

We REALLY need a pig smilie so that we can do snorts again.

Thanks, Paul, and a coffee snort right back atcha!

As I understand it he started out with dogwoods, but switched because he didn't like the bark.

I'm marking this thread. This one's gonna go STRAIGHT downhill.......

Um, ..... yeah. I, er, uh .......

When I was in the computer industry I was in the clean room where one of the techs, a young girl, was assembling a personal computer. All of the techs wore surgical gloves to keep skin oils from...

In a related news story Regina Campbell, superintendent of School Administrative District 74, told reporters "That Ex-Lax is a powerful product. They advertise that it works by 8am - I just wish...

Al Gore spoke at a convention of food preparation professionals.

Afterward, at the party, they did the macarena with cheese.....

A magician walked down the street and turned into a restaurant....

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The waiter asked Rene' Descartes if he wanted another coffee. Rene' said "I don't think......." and...

Is an abortion in Czechoslovakia a cancelled Czech?

At a baseball game in the Midwest, pitcher Mel Faimey was down in the dumps because he felt he should have been the starter. From time to time he'd slip into the locker room, pull a beer out of his...

Two horses met on the bridle path. One said, "The pace is familiar but I can't quite place the mane!"

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A king in Africa coveted a golden throne from a...

The government is studying it.

So far their best answer is to take away the guns.

The water is different in Maine.

But it's not the water. It's the fact that we're actually upside down, and the government refuses to tell us. By rights, we should all be living in Australia and...

The popular thinking used to be 3 days for a city to become moribund without resupply.

Katrina shows us that anarchy will actually happen in less than 24 hours.

With some, that's euphemistic ....

I don't come in here near often enough.

Prayers for her, you and yours Shane.