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... Lobsters live at the bottom of the sea,While I'm at the bottom of the air.

--Malvina Reyolds

Let's see... Our Esteemed Leader has lied about every single thing that has crossed his tonsils, what are the odds that he is lying again...?

At the last university where I served I happened to meet our IT guy, who was just returning from the Dean's office. The IT had tried to explain what the Dean should do when Spell-check didn't...

A friend of ours is an RN at the major hospital in our part of the state. She says that they are running out of supplies and beds, and we're not one of the hot states.

Yeah, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's about a year ago, that was kinda depressing, and it messes a guy up physically and mentally. There's no cure but with a lot of drugs the effects of Parkinson's...

Yes, although not lately. I have two bows, both are Bear brand recurves. I used to make my own target arrows and the other odds and ends.

My best shot was at one hundred and fifty yards to hit a...

Right! However since I haven't the body-mass for Power Lifting, nor am I pretty enough for serious Body Building, so I explain that I'm a "Hobby Weight-lifter."

I have a really cool black iron...

Was it Satchmo who said, "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

I thought about that for a while and decided that I could be okay at Fifty.

Oh to be seventy-five again...

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After the head to toe examination do you send flowers to the Lovely Middle-aged Woman, or does she send flowers to you?

My parents had three small kids to raise so my dad was told that he wasn't eligible for the draft. However he was ordered to report to the aircraft factory at Fairfax, MO, where they were building...

Free boat. Just needs TLC and a fresh coat of Bondo.

But the situation could still mushroom!

...is throwing his toys out of the pram.

You might also like Tuchman's Stilwell and the American Experience in China, a biography of General Joseph Stilwell.

I'm retired from thirty years of teaching Photography at a women's college...
...

... And his Brown Shirts will
show up with AR-15s locked and loaded.

Good luck Kat and Paul !

Pence: "Oh my beloved president! Is there anything I can do for you on your bed of suffering?"

Trump: "Yes, there is something... take your foot off of my oxygen hose!"

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Yes. Lake of the Ozarks is mobbed with "Bickerfest"-ers today.
Personally I wouldn't go anywhere near where these idiots are congregating. A
couple were interviewed on national news...

I may have mentioned this in the past, but it's a true story and sort of funny.

I was teaching an evening Life Drawing in the Gulfcoast Art Center. Our scheduled model called to tell me that she...

The boys seem not to be wearing masks, and not practicing much social distancing.

...

Saying goodbye to a fur-friend isn't easy.

Kipling noted that when he spoke about giving our hearts to a puppy to chew.

A gentleman I knew called me to come and help him finding his pet Kinkajou--that's also called a "Honey Bear." We spent a couple of hours searching his house, then I thought to ask, "Does your...

Is this intended to be a Koi pond or a water garden?

If either, ask me. I've built both, complete with working waterfalls and filtering systems.

Oh, twodot mentioned iguanas--been that...

" The latest in right-wing couture is a coronavirus mask with a pocket for your handgun.While some open-carry holders prefer a safe holster on their hip or a hidden ankle strap, a new fashion...

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Perhaps you saw the newspaper item several months ago about a group of residents of the Lake of the Ozarks who packed themselves together in a large swimming pool because they didn’t give a fig...

Is that what they mean when they say "Dog watch"?

Nice boat!

One reason that the 'BK716 is not being recovered is that the debris is scattered over a large area, and there is no way to know if its bomb load was on board when it went down.

My laptop displayed the following:
"Your version of Windows 10 is nearing the end of service. Restart and install a newer version of Windows..."
Then I'm offered several options to click to...

Last time I got banned the charge was "Talking in a antisocial tenor to one's betters" (I seem to remember that Scot phrased this somewhat less formally).

In any case I was thrown into the Bilge...

BTW...if you cook on a glass top range don't use cast iron pans, they scratch the glass.

In India I noticed that the policemen don't carry billy clubs, instead they have lathi sticks. When I first saw a lathi I assumed that it was bamboo but later I was able to buy one on the black...

A Water Bed Story

A fellow we know wanted to relocate his water bed from one side of his bedroom to the other, but didn't want to drain the water first. He had the fantasy that six or eight...

Sleeping cat purrs
dreaming of slow mice

Crazy man tries
to catch butterflies
when leaves are falling

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" Bunker Butt" took shelter in a White House bunker as protests raged.


https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/01/trump-took-shelter-in-a-white-house-bunker-as-protests...
17 hours ago · Trump spent...

Primo Carnera
reigned as the boxing World Heavyweight Champion from 29 June 1933 to 14 June 1934. He won more fights by knockout than any other heavyweight champion in boxing history.

(Even...

My ears went up when I heard, "Lake of the Ozarks" and I recognize the place where the news pictures were taken. However they are a popular water hole, miles and miles from where we live on a quiet...

It's likely that Trump has two Secret Service guys hold Pence down while Trump forces an Oxy-pill between Pence's jaws.

As a matter of fact I do happen to live near a large lake (Lake of the Ozarks is said to have more shoreline than California)

Barb and I are writing a children's book titled Ozee, The Lake of the...

Leather work gloves--who knows which Typhoid Johnny handled the gas pump nozzle lately.

I used to teach an eight o'clock college class in Art History. Since attendance was a factor in grades most of my students managed to drag themselves out of bed and stumble over to the art building,...

How about Wallace Beery?

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Some years ago I took a workshop in marquetry given by Silas Koph at The Anderson Ranch Art Center in Aspen. Koph is a...

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I miss our Chris Craft for that reason.

Do you have a dog? What would you do if your neighbor shot at your dog?

Barb and I are animal rescuers, mostly wild animals and raptor birds, but sometimes cats too.
I've related our story about...