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Thank you :)

My son tells me that I'm in my prime... 71 is a prime number!

G'Day Mate,
Glad you are still paddlin'
:) :)

[QUOTE=L.W. Baxter;6700243]i vote you go the other way. silk suits. helmets? fuggedaboudit! extra brill cream.

now youse can’t leave]

I think it was "Brylcreem" and a tub of that would go...

I thought that pink leather might be more appropriate for Vesparadoes. :)

What Jay said!!!

71 next month but they do say that you're only as young as the woman you feel and my lovely lady is a very active, pretty fit 59. She likes my playing with my cars and boats but tells me that I'm not...

Thank you for those wise words.

I will be 71 in a month.
Bought a bicycle a while ago, I keep falling off it :)
I keep learning stuff and some of it is from you folk, Thank you all.
I intend to...

Twaddle Tailor

I recently bought myself a new bike. First ride was great. Second ride I pulled up in my carport, got tangle footed dismounting and went backwards over the drawbar of my boat trailer. I basically...

Had something similar on the school bus that I drive the day after a service. Caught it before the wheel parted company but the workshop that cares for the buses copped an earful and I believe...

One Nation under Cod?
Something fishy about that...

My Gran's favourite ditty..

A bug and a flea went out for tea on a reel of cotton,
The bug got lost and the flea was found,
on a baby's bottom.

Take care mate.
There's always a room here for you and Sue if you are coming this way...

The land of the free (to kill) and the home of the (kinda) brave...

Tankless diving.... whatever the heck that might be.

My sister and brother in law, next door neighbours, 4 kids from my school bus, one of my closest friends and her wife etc etc etc. It seems to be everywhere here..

Something along the lines (and weight!) of an Austin 7

Twas them there danged Neanderthals what done got it going..

I'm off to the big smoke to spend a few days with an ex wife who has terminal pancreatic cancer.
While the prospect of her demise saddens me greatly we still care about one another, we grandparent...

You're a bit late for April fools day.. ;)

ftfy

One of my 'toys' is a Mini JCW.
No spare!
It came fitted with runflat tyres. Got a nice puncture one fine morning and found out that runflat tyres are dangerous at any speed, let alone the 80kph...

Thanks for that Barney :)

I'm with Kevin.

Across the body allows me to have the bag at my side, on my front or on my back with a simple slide.
More comfortable and better security.

I have held my typing type digit back many times when reading "Joe" posts but I may make an exception in this case.

Joe often comes across on this forum as all of those things he is currently...

Tell that to the family and friends of those who have died.

Tell it to my friends who are sick right now..

Annoying rubbish but the ending after the credits was good, and appropriate..

My eldest son, his lovely wife and Duncan the wonderful 10 month old plus Pepa the Groodle have come for a few days. from Melbourne. PCR tested and safe to have around. Luckily for me they couldn't...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY5WjIvyEXo&feature=share...

The Cayman 718 is a lovely car, I have had the privilege to drive a close friends in anger on a week long "rally" which included circuits, hillclimbs, sprints on airstrips and some long distances...

My tongue was firmly inserted in my cheek... ;)

To me the handle looks too short for good tool control

I thought that this thread was about things that you want to do not have done, shouldn't be brag thread should it?

I have driven at 300kph yet, I have hopes..

I want to drive in a tarmac rally,...

I hate you all!

I LOVE bacon but the medicos have just told me no Bacon, no processed foods at all, NO sodium... Oh, and no alcohol ever again..

Just the thought of the smell of bacon frying...

Ya DICK!

Any Pizza is a good Pizza provided that it doesn't have flamin' pineapple on it!

My fave;
"Defenestration". The action of throwing someone out of a window.

I am certain of my uncertainty in these uncertain times, of that I am certain. I think....

This forum needs a "like" button...

I second Jay's post!

Hi Barney,
Not pushing up daisies just yet..
All the best to you my friend.

Beautiful day here to start Spring.
Lots of dragon flies, wattle is out, the wallabies are abounding and bounding and the echidnas are in train(ing).
I'm hoping that the new outboard will be here...

All the very best thoughts for your daughter.


Kneecap the boyfriend..

This forum definitely needs a "LIKE" button! :)

According to Wikipedia Afghanistan has had 7,031 deaths from since the pandemic began.
While I realise that this isn't a huge number like India or the US for instance I am wondering what the...

Hallam and Jeff, I absolutely agree with your comments.

Yet another "war" that the Americans have started, and with the help of her Allies (Australia included) lost. Abandoned their incountry...

Straight to the compost heap!
Filthy stuff is full of iron and so am I..
:( :(

??? what? where? When? Who???

Jealous I am!

Have a ball..

Jeff, I remember!

Only in Murica?