Gareth, When can we start calling you..

[J. Dillon]

"Yank"?;)

JD

[Hwyl]

Quite a few hurdles to jump over or limbo under yet. They really don't like it if you left the country more than 5 times during the tenure of your green card. I leave 5 times a year.

[J. Dillon]

Well if the bureaucracy takes too long you'll be too old to jump over high hurdles, or even squeeze under them. :D;)

JD

[Hwyl]

Green card expires in September, so it's "defecate or get off the pot"

[John B]

Gosh.

[Hwyl]

I'll still have my British passport and a five pound note, tucked in a copy of Mary Blewitt.

[John B]

It might be back to the land of too many consonants for you!
(This from the land of too many vowels)

How long have you been there? ( forever I assumed)

[Mrleft8]

Aren't vowels kinda like moles?.......

[elf]

Just curious. Why did you decide to apply for US citizenship?