J. Dillon
03-05-2009, 09:03 AM
Subject:* Police call
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE . . WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE!
I can certainly understand this.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
going
up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock
your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
C2
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them
now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd
shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE . . WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE!
I can certainly understand this.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
going
up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock
your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
C2
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them
now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd
shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people