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Hwyl
01-30-2009, 11:30 AM
I'm not sure we've chosen one for Feb yet.

Jim has yet to serve.

He successfully excluded himself from the Bilge for months.

He has a sense of humour

He actually builds nice boats (but lusts after ugly ones)

There's a parallel in his taste in women.

So I say fellow bilge peons, vote for your peer: Jim D

Hwyl
01-30-2009, 01:15 PM
No Jim supporters out there?

Yeadon
01-30-2009, 01:25 PM
The rest of the boys in the bilge are too busy staring at themselves in the mirror to notice.

But he's a local boy, more or less, so he's got my vote.

BarnacleGrim
01-30-2009, 01:26 PM
What is BROTM?

John of Phoenix
01-30-2009, 01:31 PM
What is BROTM?
You're not from around here, are you? ;) (Bilge Rat of the Month)

I don't know... AWOL for how long...
That's serious stuff. I'll get back to ya.

JimD
01-30-2009, 01:45 PM
No Jim supporters out there?

Gareth, so kind of you to nominate me for such a prestigious position, but as you can see from the response the consensus is that I'm just not Top Rat material. Perhaps I could serve in a supporting role as Vice Rat, acting as caretaker should anything happen to the Bilge Rat In Chief during his tenure?

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
01-30-2009, 01:51 PM
Well then, how's about Hwyl as BROTM for February? - He usually goes missing for the summer but Feb. is pretty quiet.

JimD
01-30-2009, 01:53 PM
Well then, how's about Hwyl as BROTM for February? - He usually goes missing for the summer but Feb. is pretty quiet.
Would that mean I'd be working for him? I'd have to resign, of course.

paladin
01-30-2009, 02:10 PM
Oh, Christ, why knot? Don't be a wimp, vote for Jimp er...Jim..

JimD
01-30-2009, 02:17 PM
Oh, Christ, why knot? Don't be a wimp, vote for Jimp er...Jim..

Oh Keeriste. How did you know my mother's pet name for me since I was old enough to respond to a name? I'll never live this one down.

Hwyl
01-30-2009, 02:23 PM
Oh Keeriste. How did you know my mother's pet name for me since I was old enough to respond to a name? I'll never live this one down.

Paris knew it too, she might have been the one spreading it.

John of Phoenix
01-30-2009, 02:42 PM
Well, since he dosen't seem to want it, I'm all for him.

TomF
01-30-2009, 02:42 PM
<insert "Paris", "spreading" joke here>

JimD
01-30-2009, 02:48 PM
Well, since he dosen't seem to want it, I'm all for him.

I knew I could count on your support, John.

John of Phoenix
01-30-2009, 02:52 PM
You just know how to pull my strings you silver tongued devil. ;)

JimD
01-30-2009, 02:53 PM
You just know how to pull my strings you silver tongued devil. ;)

I knew as soon as someone mentioned Paris you'd be all mine.

The Bigfella
01-30-2009, 03:01 PM
Who is in Paris?

JimD
01-30-2009, 03:05 PM
Who is in Paris?

I dunno, but since she's the hottest woman alive someone is very lucky.

http://www.picalls.com/data/media/15/Paris_Hilton.jpg

If you don't believe me just ask Milo (you may know him as Pinata Boy).

oznabrag
01-30-2009, 09:08 PM
I dunno, but since she's the hottest woman alive someone is very lucky.

Hottest?

Top 20%... MAYBE!

Glen Longino
01-30-2009, 09:18 PM
Somebody start a Poll so we can elect BROTM.
It's almost February!
Jim D and Hwyl have already been nominated I think. Let's vote!!

Memphis Mike
01-30-2009, 09:24 PM
Oh baby I'm sooooo lonely.:(

http://www.picalls.com/data/media/15/Paris_Hilton.jpg

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
01-30-2009, 09:28 PM
We need more Canadian Rats, especially in the Winter, better ice skaters.

paladin
01-30-2009, 09:42 PM
That critter needs so much more than a cheeseburger....

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
01-30-2009, 09:51 PM
You know it Chuck.....She needs a spankin and JimD. should get first crack.

Memphis Mike
01-30-2009, 10:02 PM
That critter needs so much more than a cheeseburger....

What? You like fat girls Chuck?

JimD
01-31-2009, 10:25 AM
Mrs JimD just got wind of the Paris Hilton stuff. Now I'm in the doghouse. Not Scotted, but SWMBO'ed.

paladin
01-31-2009, 11:30 AM
Old JimD would make a fine BROTM....look at his short stubby stature, the beady eyes, the tail...oops! ain't got no tail, Mrs JimD just cut that off..........


and Naw! MMike.....ain't nobody accused me of getting around with overweight wimmins......but scrawny dunno cut it either.....