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paladin
11-21-2008, 03:31 PM
Two al-Qaeda terrorists met in a busy Los Angeles restaurant after they had successfully slipped across the border and into the United States.

The first terrorist started to speak in Arabic. The second shushed him quickly and whispered:

“Don’t blow our cover. You’re in America now so speak Spanish!”

Another One
11-21-2008, 03:40 PM
There was a puzzler on Click & Clack a while ago: An American was shot down over Nazi Germany during the war. The Resistance found him, got him appropriate clothes and papers, and started him on the journey back across the lines. He was sitting in a restaurant with his guide when two Nazi officers walked in. One looked across the room full of noisy conversations and said to the other, "That's the American." How did he know?








The American cut his food with his fork in his left hand, then switched it to his right to eat.

paladin
11-21-2008, 03:58 PM
That's one of the first things they teach you in Secret Squirrel school....there's a couple more about how to walk and the use of hands...

Another One
11-21-2008, 04:00 PM
I'd be curious to hear them (so I'm covered, come the revolution) . . . .