View Full Version : Breaking news from China

08-21-2008, 11:18 PM
New documentation has come to light lending strength to the accusations that some of the female gymnist from Chian are under the age of 16. If this is true China could be stripped of most of their medals and only end up with 2 bronze medals total in women's gymnastics.

More to come later.


Tar Devil
08-21-2008, 11:32 PM
'Bout time!

08-22-2008, 12:12 AM
the government will say the girls lied about their age then execute them as part of the closing ceremonies

Duncan Gibbs
08-22-2008, 12:24 AM
Along with those two grannies who applied to protest at one of the protest parks and got one year each in a re-education labour camp.

CCTV outside the hovel they were moved to when their real homes got bulldozed for new apartments.

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
08-22-2008, 02:06 AM
Oh relay?

08-22-2008, 02:21 AM
Please discus.

One of the local current affairs type TV shows had an interview with their Olympic correspondent.....long story short.......when the media heard the story in Beijing, they went straight to the Internet and found the Great Firewall of China in action.

Duncan Gibbs
08-22-2008, 03:44 AM
assumes John Clark type persona...


08-22-2008, 06:50 AM
Well if anymore news breaks out of China today please post it here for me. I'm getting ready to head out to Greeneville to go meet with the owner, but I will check in here when I get back this evening.

Man don't you hate haveing to go to a meeting on a Friday and the meeting is a 2 hour and 45 minute drive away? And once the meeting is done, turn around and come home.


The Bigfella
08-22-2008, 07:04 AM
Mate they have added a new event to the Olympics - carpet weaving. They are rushing the first one through now so that this can be swept under it.

08-22-2008, 07:29 AM
I'm SHOCKED! SHOCKED I say! Who would think that there would be under age atheletes at the Beijing olympics?!!!

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
08-22-2008, 07:36 AM
What kind of sport needs an age limit to allow the oldies to win?

Couldn't they just make "Over 16" a class of disability and allow them into the paralympics, while leaving the Olympics for the best.

Phillip Allen
08-22-2008, 08:10 AM
PI...It is probably in order to protect those who NEED protecting...CHILDREN!
and since WHEN has someone still in their teens become old?

Perhaps you were thinking of the toe sucking event...anyone old enough to walk is too old