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Dutch
08-20-2008, 08:26 PM
Ive done it many times. In the bathroom was a bit of a chore. difficult to maneuver in so small a space. finding the center so I could get started was the toughest. What do you think of the sticky kind? Or should I just spread my own glue? Or Should I use the table for strategic tool placement ? ........or just shove it out of the way.? Need help here........

The Bigfella
08-20-2008, 09:01 PM
Take a sharp stanley knife in your right hand. Hold out your left arm. Slash away

skuthorp
08-20-2008, 09:17 PM
It's a much more interesting thread if you rearrange the title...

..........getting laid on the floor..................

Larks
08-20-2008, 10:49 PM
what are you laying? Tiles, lino', stone, slate, timber?

The Bigfella
08-20-2008, 11:00 PM
what are you laying? Tiles, lino', stone, slate, timber?

He's laying bait.

Ron Williamson
08-21-2008, 05:07 AM
He's the bate mastur.
R

The Bigfella
08-21-2008, 05:13 AM
Not a stroke on Dutch Rub though

Larks
08-21-2008, 05:31 AM
so lino' then, that's usually cheap and tacky

Chris Coose
08-21-2008, 06:50 AM
difficult to maneuver in so small a space. finding the center so I could get started was the toughest. Need help here........

Set you wheelchair about center in the room. Reach out with both arms, have somebody take a picture and print it. Use a ruler on the photo to guage equal distance from your finger tips. Turn 90 degrees and repeat the above procedure.
Have a dump through the hole in your seat and that'll be center.

The Bigfella
08-21-2008, 06:53 AM
Don't forget to use a hole cutter for the centre tile so that it fits around the crap. You need to leave the monument in place until the job is done.

Phillip Allen
08-21-2008, 07:24 AM
"need advice on getting floor laid in a kitchen "

start dating a cook

edited to add: better make that a short-order cook

Phillip Allen
08-21-2008, 06:21 PM
bump...heck, I thought it was a pretty good quip :(