View Full Version : Why hold an election in the US

08-06-2008, 02:14 PM
An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run !

Now ...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies!!!

Phillip Allen
08-06-2008, 02:25 PM
:) .

08-06-2008, 02:31 PM
excellent ;)

James McMullen
08-06-2008, 03:04 PM
Careful there, Ireland. What if we start to run short on the Strategic Beer Reserves and decide we need to occupy that green little island of yours and "manage" the Guiness brewery to safeguard the national interest?

Vince Brennan
08-06-2008, 03:20 PM
Sure and we'll be after callin' it, "The Schurge", begad.