View Full Version : Alcoholic bears

06-18-2008, 01:54 AM
I suppose some o' those garbage bears would be down and out drunks?

06-18-2008, 05:06 AM
where are the photos???:)

06-18-2008, 07:44 AM
Fred - at least the bear had the good sense to avoid drinking the Busch. :cool:

06-18-2008, 08:14 AM
Not exactly a Bear, but a fan...


In a new low for a Bear game, I received not one, not two, but three beer showers from this drunk woman. As pictured (photo taken by Carl) she would break into dance every time the music played. Later she pulled up her top revealing her bra and began to pull her pants down so everyone could see the top of her butt. Beads were getting tossed her way and I got pelted with those too. We were worried that she was going to puke on us, but her friend assured us, and I quote "she doesn't puke, she ****s, and always says turtle, turtle, turtle before doing it".

How could I make that up?

Bruce Taylor
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM

Bruce Taylor
06-18-2008, 09:19 AM
I see the drunken bear issue isn't getting much attention in the Bilge. You've got your heads in the sand, people!


Bruce Taylor
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM

06-18-2008, 07:57 PM
Hey it's morning here again.
Fred- I don't bother with the joke threads here, but maybe I should- that's the best joke I've read in some time.:D

06-18-2008, 08:31 PM
They've got friends too
"A herd of 40 Indian elephants which quaffed rice wine, "went berserk" as a result and rampaged round a village looking for food, suffered six fatalities after toppling an electricity pole.
According to state wildlife official Sunil Kumar, the drunken pachyderm electrocution incident took place last Friday in Chandan Nukat, a village some 240km west of Meghalaya state's capital Shillong. Kumar said: "There would have been more casualties had the villagers not chased them away."
India's wild elephants evidently have a taste for rice hooch-driven high-voltage suicide. In 2004, four were fried after a similar electricity pole downing in the northeastern Indian state of Meghalaya.
And in 1999, the BBC also reported that a herd of 15 animals "broke into thatched huts in the village of Prjapatibasti" (Assam), made short work of casks of rice beer and ran amok throughout the village, "killing four members of one family and injuring six others". "

And to keep Mike happy "Don't give booze to elephants, sobs Paris Hilton" >http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/13/hilton_elephant_appeal/<

Tanbark Spanker
06-19-2008, 01:02 PM
If a bear falls over drunk in the woods, would anyone hear it?

06-20-2008, 10:24 AM
When my wife lived in Squamish, BC the raccoons would toss the over-ripe fermented apples off her tree down to the bears which would happily eat them until they got hammered and passed out. Made it difficult to know when exactly to cut the lawn.