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Memphis Mike
06-05-2008, 04:29 PM
Paris absolutely loves it! What do you guys think?


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/C55941.jpg

Chris Coose
06-05-2008, 04:32 PM
Are you boozed up again?

Tanbark Spanker
06-05-2008, 04:34 PM
To know her is to love her.

Memphis Mike
06-05-2008, 04:36 PM
Are you boozed up again?

Nope. That's the wild part.:D I can have a whole lot more fun sober than drunk.

TimH
06-05-2008, 04:41 PM
Thats funny, I thought you had dark hair...

Chris Coose
06-05-2008, 04:42 PM
Nope. That's the wild part.:D I can have a whole lot more fun sober than drunk.

I knew that about you.

Tanbark Spanker
06-05-2008, 04:44 PM
"That's hot!" Paris Hilton.

You know, Mike, not many people know that Paris is a decendent of the Knights Templar. She is a very well mannered young lady. Paris is quite bright. I'd love to father her children.

botebum
06-05-2008, 04:47 PM
I'd hit that;)

Doug

Memphis Mike
06-05-2008, 04:48 PM
"I'd love to father her children.":mad:

J. Dillon
06-05-2008, 04:51 PM
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2008/06/04/lorenx.jpg

Will she look this good at 73 ?;)

JD

Memphis Mike
06-05-2008, 05:09 PM
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2008/06/04/lorenx.jpg

Will she look this good at 73 ?;)

JD

Paris will never wrinkle up like that.

doorstop
06-05-2008, 05:18 PM
Avatar? Mike I wonder do you actually want to BE Paris ? Do you cross dress? Do you have tranny fantasies?

Memphis Mike
06-05-2008, 05:40 PM
Avatar? Mike I wonder do you actually want to BE Paris ? Do you cross dress? Do you have tranny fantasies?

LOL!:D

Only Paris matters. She's the best thing to ever hit the Bilge.

Nanoose
06-05-2008, 05:42 PM
JimD has been reincarnated. No wonder MM hasn't been himself lately ;)

TimH
06-05-2008, 06:17 PM
LOL!:D



Ill take that as a yes..... :eek: shudder! :eek:

Virgin Gal
06-05-2008, 06:32 PM
Avatar? Mike I wonder do you actually want to BE Paris ? Do you cross dress? Do you have tranny fantasies?
PLEASE!!!!! This is MMike we're talkng about..... Not Joe! ;)

Memphis Mike
06-05-2008, 06:37 PM
PLEASE!!!!! This is MMike we're talkng about..... Not Joe! ;)

That's right. Carter will vouch for my manlyness.:D

botebum
06-05-2008, 06:40 PM
That's right. Carter will vouch for my manlyness.:D
To quote a mutual friend- "I think I just threw up a lil' bit in my mouth." :D

Doug

Alexander2
06-05-2008, 08:24 PM
I think the Paris Hilton avatar is most appropriate.
From reading your posts and seeing her behavior you are a match made in heaven.
Add your IQs, multiply by 2, adjust by your foul language quotient and then on a lucky day the sum may approach something close to the intelligence of a downs syndrome child.

Canoez
06-05-2008, 08:32 PM
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2008/06/04/lorenx.jpg

Will she look this good at 73 ?;)

JD

Jack - At 72, Pirelli thought she still had 'it'. BBC Story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5153110.stm)

Check out the 2007 calendar (http://www.pirellical.com/thecal/calendar.html)...

Chris Coose
06-05-2008, 08:42 PM
Alexander2,
You've got to understand that the Reverend is our down's syndrome child.
You, you are just an insulting FNG who has yet to prove himself a reliable deck hand.

Concordia...41
06-05-2008, 08:45 PM
Ah come on Chris - Alex2 had a pretty good rant going ;). The math may be a little high though... and now we've insulted the Downs Syndrome folks. :o

And yes, Paris will (should) look that good at 73. Why? Because she can afford to. ;)

I'll just quit while I'm behind...

Chris Coose
06-05-2008, 08:49 PM
You just don't screw with the Reverend on my watch, especially when he goes infatuated.

Remember the neighbors? Now that was rare material. To have shut him down would have been a tragedy.

botebum
06-05-2008, 08:53 PM
Alexander2,
You've got to understand that the Reverend is our down's syndrome child.
You, you are just an insulting FNG who has yet to prove himself a reliable deck hand.
Don't waste your time Chris. I think it's pronounced- al-lux-san-dür-dūsh

Doug

Mrleft8
06-05-2008, 09:45 PM
I kinda like Mike's new look..... He kinda sorta looks like that trailer park trash girl...... Wazzername? Nickle Richy?....Summat.... But heezoak hay. I'll stand by Mike and he'll stand by Carter..... Wait a minnit..... Did I just...... Oh never mind....

The Bigfella
06-05-2008, 09:48 PM
Thats funny, I thought you had dark hair...


I think we need some proof as to whether the collars and cuffs match - or indeed whether there are any cuffs.

Mrleft8
06-05-2008, 09:50 PM
The Rev. is grayer haired than me....

ishmael
06-05-2008, 09:51 PM
When you're caught masturbating to Playboys at the age of twelve, something happens which seems to have happened to MM. Best case scenario you grow out of it. Mike, so far, shows little sign of having moved on. Okay, now, I'll play my school marm! ;)

Paris Hilton? Cheesy tart? Here, let me show you a breast with a hard nipple and blond hair and I'm yours baby. I hope, as a man almost my age, that he's being tongue in cheek.

I'll tell you a very private thing, a thing I don't easily tell. She may chastise me for it.

In a dream I met a woman. She was beautiful and blond and a fantastically more real woman than the image of Paris Hilton. She was remarkable. I can't tell ya exactly, it's too private, but all I did was hold her. I felt her breast, which was full. No night-clubbing tart!, and she didn't belong to me in the personal. Here was a...remarkable, regal figure. I wanted her but it wasn't out of lust. It was as if I'd come home.

The charge of the culture, the denial of long and old image in the mind,will make a run at it. I've come to the point I don't care anymore. Best of luck to the materialists and the realists, I'll make my own at this something which is deeper. She can turn much darker, and I know it.

The Bigfella
06-05-2008, 09:55 PM
13?

Mrleft8
06-05-2008, 09:57 PM
I think he said 12....

botebum
06-05-2008, 10:16 PM
As the wagon drove on through the Maine woods, Jack hung on. "I'm gonna make the whole trip this time." he told himself. The road was rough and Jack wondered more than once if he could hang on. Sad to say it was just a minor bump in the road that caused poor Jack to fall off the wagon. While our friend lay dying(once again) in the middle of the road, his friends all stood by and said "Jeezus H. Christ Jack! That's the most eloquent thing I've ever heard!"

Doug

S/V Laura Ellen
06-05-2008, 10:19 PM
As the wagon drove on through the Maine woods, Jack hung on. "I'm gonna make the whole trip this time." he told himself. The road was rough and Jack wondered more than once if he could hang on. Sad to say it was just a minor bump in the road that caused poor Jack to fall off the wagon. While our friend lay dying(once again) in the middle of the road, his friends all stood by and said "Jeezus H. Christ Jack! That's the most eloquent thing I've ever heard!"

Doug

Jeezus H. Christ Doug! That's the most eloquent thing I've ever heard from you!

ishmael
06-05-2008, 10:20 PM
It's not the most eloquent, but it's not bad. Kinda popped out.

Women with any sense are rebelling against the image of a Paris Hilton, and men too, may we agree?

botebum
06-05-2008, 10:23 PM
Jeezus H. Christ Doug! That's the most eloquent thing I've ever heard from you!
I have my moments:rolleyes:

Doug

SaltyD from BC
06-05-2008, 10:24 PM
Rebelling against Paris Hilton? That's harsh man. She means you no harm.

botebum
06-05-2008, 10:27 PM
He's rebelling against the image of Paris. Paris herself is still good to go:cool: Even Nanoose knows you ain't sposed to make no images of God.

Doug

SaltyD from BC
06-05-2008, 10:38 PM
just trolling thru. . :D

ishmael
06-05-2008, 10:40 PM
"Rebelling against Paris Hilton? That's harsh man. She means you no harm."

Well, we disagree there. An insipid, cozened by massive inherited wealth, tart who takes over the popular air from just folks going about their business, does represent a threat.

Ya know the thing that chaps my ass is that she's a skinny little wench, with a horsey face and the morals of a sailor on leave in Shanghai, who is somehow being presented as the new face of woman.

SaltyD from BC
06-05-2008, 10:43 PM
I getcha ish.. But MM is in love with her and everything about her and we must respect that. :cool:

botebum
06-05-2008, 10:45 PM
"Rebelling against Paris Hilton? That's harsh man. She means you no harm."

Well, we disagree there. An insipid, cozened by massive inherited wealth, tart who takes over the popular air from just folks going about their business, does represent a threat.

Ya know the thing that chaps my ass is that she's a skinny little wench, with a horsey face and the morals of a sailor on leave in Shanghai, who is somehow being presented as the new face of woman.Yeah Jack, I'd like to tear off a piece of that too.;)

Doug

Yeadon
06-05-2008, 10:49 PM
I think you're a little late to dinner on that one.

Wild Dingo
06-06-2008, 02:59 AM
Well Id still like to know what Sue thinks of this Paris sluttyhilton fixation hes gotten lately :rolleyes:

aahh well maybe shes left him but hes not sayin?... never know eh! But dont worry Mike I wouldnt wish whats happened to me and Phil on anyone including you...

Heres to Sue!! Bloody good woman to you ol son! :cool:

Memphis Mike
06-06-2008, 11:43 AM
Paris is ashamed of some of you.:(

Tanbark Spanker
06-06-2008, 12:44 PM
Remember, Mike, the heart is a hidden camera. And you get to keep the pictures forever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Tanbark Spanker
06-06-2008, 12:46 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyouJdcLROQ