View Full Version : How we got the 10 commandments......

12-19-2007, 10:45 PM

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. " The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."The French also wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody!!

12-19-2007, 10:47 PM

12-19-2007, 10:51 PM
I heard there were originally 20 but Moses got a hernia carrying 2 stone tablets down the mountain and.........

And then, there were originally 25 buit Moses bargained god down out of habit.......

Well that about finishes me for the year, I'm off to the beach house till new year, Keep safe and Happy Xmas folks.

12-19-2007, 11:17 PM
I'm at the beach house...been here ever since the car accident...and heart attack.......the rescue squad is 75 yards away......:p

12-19-2007, 11:24 PM
There, that should offend just about everybody!!

And a merry Xmas to you too.......

Are you just going to keep going until you get Scotted?
I hope so
I want to see what aliases you use when you come back.
Pal_adin (too arabic)
Lucky Boy
Q (my fav)

Might be time to ease up a bit...............

The Bigfella
12-19-2007, 11:41 PM
You didn't offend the wimmins mate

12-20-2007, 12:42 AM
I thought it was very cute.....of course, that may be the wine talking :eek:

12-20-2007, 01:01 AM

12-20-2007, 01:06 AM
Seanz got it!...(hick!!)... :o :) :D