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John of Phoenix
11-20-2007, 10:49 AM
Huckabee claws his way up to the number two slot in Iowa and then...

“My plan to secure the borders?” he says, as the camera zooms out to reveal Mr. Norris seated next to Mr. Huckabee. “Two words. Chuck Norris.”

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/19/thank-you-chuck-norris/
Can't wait to see his ad for Iraq.

(DON'T miss the video or Chuck Norris will bust your ass.)

Milo Christensen
11-20-2007, 11:09 AM
Vote for Huckabee. . .

. . . or Chuck Norris will bust your ass.)

Figment
11-20-2007, 11:40 AM
...and the last item of news we have tonight: Johns Hopkins researchers believe that a cure for cancer could be found in Chuck Norris' tears. Unfortunately Chuck Norris does not actually cry, so this is impossible to verify.
Now here's Wally with the weather for this weekend...

Michael Beckman
11-20-2007, 11:49 AM
Chuck Norris jokes went out of style a few years ago..

Keith Wilson
11-20-2007, 11:54 AM
Chuck Norris jokes went out of style a few years ago.. So did Chuck Norris.

This just in! Mike Huckabee's plan to eliminate urban crime! :D

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/batman-and-robin-6.jpg

Gotta love those chrome-plated codpieces!

John of Phoenix
11-20-2007, 11:56 AM
I don't get out much anymore. Who's the woman?

Michael s/v Sannyasin
11-20-2007, 11:57 AM
"there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist" lol

Keith Wilson
11-20-2007, 12:07 PM
Who's the woman?Alicia Silverstone. (I'm practicing to be the straight man in a comedy team.)

Figment
11-20-2007, 12:08 PM
Chuck Norris jokes went out of style a few years ago..

Well, aren't you just the super-cool party pooper!

Milo Christensen
11-20-2007, 12:13 PM
Chuck Norris jokes went out of style a few years ago..

Well, there you go. Nobody's had the guts to tell Chuck yet, though, have they?

Kaa
11-20-2007, 12:15 PM
Chuck Norris jokes went out of style a few years ago..

Not in Barrens chat :D

Kaa

Joe (SoCal)
11-20-2007, 12:17 PM
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Joe (SoCal)
11-20-2007, 12:25 PM
Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company, the company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad the man has never cried

JFK didn't actually get assassinated. Chuck Norris flew back in time and caught all the bullets in his beard. JFK's head blew up in shear amazement.

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

boylesboats
11-21-2007, 01:46 AM
I don't know about Huckleberry yet..
I think he might be alright if Chuckie as President while Huckabee as Vice... We'll see....