It can't be true (about Dumbledore)

[Hwyl]

He's a nine bob note (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071020/ap_on_en_ot/books_harry_potter)

[Vince Brennan]

Up until now it's been a case of, "Don't Ask... Don't Spell...", but NOW we see the real reason behind his interest in Harry, eigh?

Will there be a Ministry investigation?

Will Hogwarts be closed down due to "Unsavoury influences on the morals of a minor magician"? Then the poor train crew won't have anyone to transport anymore and will have to go on the dole, the entire staff of the shops in Diagon Alley will not have customers and will have to do likewise....

Oh, the shame of it!