More room on planes....

[paladin]

> Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who
> keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read?
>
> Next time, just follow these simple instructions:
> And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.
>
> 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
> 2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
> 3. Start up.
> 4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
> 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep
> breath...
> 6. Then open this web address... http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf
>

[Vince Brennan]

(I refuse to ruin a perfectly good joke by pointing out all the problems this would cause...)

Funny idea! Poor bugger'd probably go thru the window in fear!

[paladin]

I can still remember boarding aircraft with a shoulder holster plus two spare magazines for the 9mm, and ankle holster with a .25 beretta Jetfire, a Randall stilletto under the other armpit and a carryon bag with a bottle of 100 year old brandy, a couple of glasses and some KFC......today it takes an act of congress to get near an aircraft.

[Bill R]

he he he...

[Bob Adams]

That be a good one Chuck!

[Mrleft8]

For some reason I usually end up wedged between two morbidly obese people, at least one of whom has either really bad gas, or body odor.
One flight, on my way back from Grenada, I was jammed up against the window of the seat row right infront of the emergency exit, ( IE: no leg room & the seat doesn't recline...) by a guy who weighed at least 400 pounds, sweated some heinous foul smelling ooze, and had the bad sense to order the beef stew for dinner.... 15 minutes later he began emitting horrible little SBD puffs of beef stew farts. Thankfully he eventually got up to use the head and never returned.

[Paul Girouard]

15 minutes later he began emitting horrible little SBD puffs of beef stew farts. Thankfully he eventually got up to use the head and never returned.



So where'd he go? Did you have him flushed down the tirlet?? :confused: Where do a big fat guy "go" on a A/C ? Maybe the flight wasn't full and he thought YOU where the cutting the cheese , prolly was the cute chick sitting behind you that was the cheese cutter:D

And Chuck , that might work , ONCE!:D You'd MTL get plenty of attention when you landed though.

[George Roberts]

paladin ---

"And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy."

Perhaps in Cuba.

[paladin]

I dunno....Cuba ain't as bad as a lot of folks make it out to be.....no better or worse than the U.S. all things considered.

[Paul Girouard]

I dunno....Cuba ain't as bad as a lot of folks make it out to be.....no better or worse than the U.S. all things considered.


I think George was talking about GITMO as in , in prison , with our Muslim brothers , Chuck :eek:

Of course you wouldn't have to decide what to wear every day , those orange jump suits look pretty sharp:rolleyes: :D

[paladin]

Ah, Yes......our sunny suthrin' paradise, Gitmo.......
I hear through the grapevine that the folks don't leave the base much these days after the little ambush incident a couple of miles away. Seems a couple or three fellers went for some late evening recreation at an off base establishment (about 3 miles away) and took their marine corp attitude with them. Some of the locals took a dim view of their "mood and activities" and decided to use them for target practice.....

[Memphis Mike]

For some reason I usually end up wedged between two morbidly obese people, at least one of whom has either really bad gas, or body odor.
One flight, on my way back from Grenada, I was jammed up against the window of the seat row right infront of the emergency exit, ( IE: no leg room & the seat doesn't recline...) by a guy who weighed at least 400 pounds, sweated some heinous foul smelling ooze, and had the bad sense to order the beef stew for dinner.... 15 minutes later he began emitting horrible little SBD puffs of beef stew farts. Thankfully he eventually got up to use the head and never returned.

LOL! Serves you right to suffer.:D

[Mrleft8]

LOL! Serves you right to suffer.:D
Thanks bud...... I'll remember that next time you and Sue want a place to sleep and a car to borrow...... ;)