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paladin
09-15-2007, 02:42 AM
did you hear about little Johnny at the horse auction?

Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his dad and was enthralled as his dad went around feeling the horses' legs and rumps. His curiosity led him to ask why his dad was doing this. His dad told him he was checking the horses to decide which one to buy. With that Johnny told his dad, "well, in that case, you should be aware that the UPS guy might be buying mom!"

boatbear
09-15-2007, 05:32 AM
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach .
He had no arms and no legs
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear
"Have you ever been f***ed?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"


She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

botebum
09-15-2007, 06:24 AM
Silly Sally was outside climbing trees with the boys. Her mother looked out and saw and called Silly Sally into the house. "Silly Sally, You shouldn't be climbing trees with the boys. They can look up your dress and see your panties." Silly Sally laughed, laughed, laughed because she knew she wasn't wearing any panties.

Silly Sally was playing with matches in the barn when she accidently caught the barn on fire. She ran to the house and told her mother that she had burnt down the barn. "Silly Sally, You're going to be in big trouble when your father gets back." Silly Sally laughed, laughed, laughed because she knew her daddy was in that barn.

Doug