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Wild Dingo
06-22-2007, 11:06 AM
Look I dont get it... what the bloody blue blazes is the deal with yous mob droolin an carryin on about this stupid moronic spoilt runt?

Enough already! Shes a revolting looking peice of trash... sure rich trash but trash none the less... so she spends time in the clink WHO THE FRIGGIN HELL CARES?? Cripes I heard tonight that shes going to get a mil for her first interview out of prison! Bloody hell whats she going to say?

"oooh it was terrible it was horrid I was locked up poor me wah bloody wah" FRIGGIN GEEZ shes spoilt bloody rotten even while shes been there shes still not doing time like you me or anyone else would bloody skinny runt :mad:

Just get over the insipid little bitche eh? :rolleyes:

Bob Roncace
06-22-2007, 11:22 AM
Cripes I heard tonight that shes going to get a mil for her first interview out of prison! Bloody hell whats she going to say?


Everyone has a purpose in life... Hers is to serve as a bad example.

However, for anyone else to get value out of her experience, they have to recognize that she's a bad example. Kind of hard for some to see that if she's going to get even richer as a result. Ridiculous, topsy-turvy value system we have; those who contribute the least to society sometimes get rewarded the most.:mad:

Milo Christensen
06-22-2007, 11:32 AM
Well, Shane, it's a problem. I, and several others, have requested that the bilge be a Paris Hilton free zone. Unfortunately, several members have decided that she represents the imprisonment of their misguided ideal of desireable womanhood personified and have decided to make her a cause celebre. One member has even decided to worship the skinny, moronic little bitch, famous only for being famous. Although at 26 she's 11 or 12 years too old for him.

ahp
06-22-2007, 12:51 PM
We have pretty girls here on the island, waiting on tables and doing other things, that are better looking than PH. But, they are not heirs to a string of hotels and they don't get drunk in clubs we can't afford and drive cars we can't offord off the road.

I read in today's paper that PH has found God in the slammer.

htom
06-22-2007, 02:21 PM
A whole lot of jealousy, mostly. There appears to be a huge number of folk who would love to be that rich, and hate the idea that if they were, that they might not be able to buy their way out of jail.

Congratulations, you are revealed not to be one of them.

SamSam
06-22-2007, 03:55 PM
I read in today's paper that PH has found God in the slammer.

What's He in for?

JimD
06-22-2007, 04:04 PM
What's He in for?

He made Paris Hilton, didn't He?:D

JimD
06-22-2007, 04:08 PM
... One member has even decided to worship the skinny, moronic little bitch, famous only for being famous. Although at 26 she's 11 or 12 years too old for him.

I wouldn't quite call it a decision. It's more like an involuntary spasm. The member in question can't help himself. She's so beautiful. And sensitive, too. Did you see the way the sheriff made her cry for her mommy? Why, there oughta be a law.

http://www.bartcop.com/paris-hilton-celibate.jpg

(Poor Milo, Paris Hilton on one side and a Dem controlled Congress on the other. Talk about a rock and a hard place. It never rains but it pours. :D )

Osborne Russell
06-22-2007, 04:16 PM
What's He in for?

If I'd been drinking coffee I would have spit it.

JimD
06-22-2007, 04:19 PM
This gives me a great idea! How about a Paris Hilton spinnaker?

http://i13.tinypic.com/4umqgd4.jpg

John of Phoenix
06-22-2007, 05:23 PM
This gives me a great idea! How about a Paris Hilton spinnaker?

http://i13.tinypic.com/4umqgd4.jpg

Jim, its one thing to obsess here on the forum.
We're here for you. You know that.

As lovely as it would be, I'd truly worry for your safety if you took this on the water. Some Hilton Hater would board you and you'd be keelhauled for sure.

S/V Laura Ellen
06-22-2007, 05:40 PM
This gives me a great idea! How about a Paris Hilton spinnaker?

http://i13.tinypic.com/4umqgd4.jpg


You should hope that you never have to before a judge for a competency hearing.
You have two strikes against you:
1. you have a wooden boat, voluntarily.
2. this thread.
If there is a competency hearing, your toast!:D

JimD
06-23-2007, 08:44 AM
Good points, gentlemen. I've also considered a dogs playing poker spinnaker

http://www.kerovisuals.com/timer/dog-poker-background-1024x768.jpg

and a black velvet Elvis spinnaker

http://www.thevelvetstore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/ve038-1.jpg

but they're just not the same as Paris. Nothing compares, really. I've already contacted a lawyer and a sailmaker. Now I just have to choose which image of Paris to use. I've emailed her to see if I can get her 'on board' as they say.

botebum
06-23-2007, 09:01 AM
Look I dont get it... what the bloody blue blazes is the deal with yous mob droolin an carryin on about this stupid moronic spoilt runt?





Cuz we loves da trashy wimmens!;)

Doug

S/V Laura Ellen
06-23-2007, 09:04 AM
Wooden Boat Forum - The home of Paris Hilton

All Paris, all the time!

JimD
06-23-2007, 09:10 AM
Originally Posted by Wild Dingo http://www.woodenboatvb.com/vbulletin/upload/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.woodenboatvb.com/vbulletin/upload/showthread.php?p=1600884#post1600884)
Look I dont get it... what the bloody blue blazes is the deal with yous mob droolin an carryin on about this stupid moronic spoilt runt?


Runt??? I'm trusting that wasn't a typo.

The Bigfella
06-23-2007, 09:22 AM
C?.

JimD
06-23-2007, 12:02 PM
C?.

I thought the joke was obvious enough but thanks for spelling it out. :D

katey
06-23-2007, 01:01 PM
Odd. When I saw the title of this thread, I assumed we were discussing Phil Heffernan!

JimD
06-23-2007, 01:56 PM
Odd. When I saw the title of this thread, I assumed we were discussing Phil Heffernan!

What was it that tipped you off Shane wasn't referring to Phil? Was it the reference to a 'stupid moronic spoilt runt'? Or perhaps 'a revolting looking peice of trash'? Or could it have been 'insipid little bitche'? Honestly, the way some people go on about her you'd think she was a politician.

S/V Laura Ellen
06-23-2007, 02:01 PM
What was it that tipped you off Shane wasn't referring to Phil? Was it the reference to a 'stupid moronic spoilt runt'? Or perhaps 'a revolting looking peice of trash'? Or could it have been 'insipid little bitche'? Honestly, the way some people go on about her you'd think she was a politician.

I think Shane missed a few.

Nanoose
06-23-2007, 02:09 PM
Odd. When I saw the title of this thread, I assumed we were discussing Phil Heffernan!

Whew! At least I wasn't the only one :o

What she needs is to be disinherited. For her own good.

Imagine - being famous for being famous. Only in this crazy world.

ishmael
06-23-2007, 02:22 PM
How do you know you're a redneck? When loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk.

PH is the expensive version.

Not many of us are glued to the latest news, just so you know. It plays in the tabloid mind. Poor little rich girl. Don't believe everything you read on the web.

Nanoose
06-23-2007, 03:15 PM
Ish - what about everything I read on the forum?!? :o :rolleyes: ;)

Tristan
06-23-2007, 04:20 PM
Paris Hilton is a sad, unfortunate soul. She's like so many other "personalities," might appeal in some fantasy way to some, but actually she's a rather useless, shallow, nothing. Yeah, a two hour fling on silk sheets might appeal to some horney WBF'ers, but holy sh-t, can you imagine actually having to spend time with her or talking to her. Man, give me any bright, interesting woman with reasonable looks any time over some super-bimbo-beauty-queen.

JimD
06-23-2007, 04:23 PM
She worked hard for her high school GED. I doubt if she's as dumb as some of you judgemental types think she is.