Jesus -- Someone's Posting About Paris Hilton?

[Carl Cramer]

Have we really stooped to this? Do you have NO LIVES?

I'm more interested in finding collaborative boat-design software so we can produce something significant and achievable, or at least intellectually challenging.

Does Paris Hilton answer any of the above?

I don't mean to be a snob, but this is such dumbing-down that I think it should be flamed and made to go elsewhere.

I hold such high standards for you-all. Do you care as well? Yes, I know -- We can ignore. But I feel somewhat.. sullied.. be even seeing it here.

Ask me how I feel about Busssssssssh and Chaindawg and then maybe we'll have a discussion, but not on this forum.

tnx, c

[erster]

Good Evening Mr. Cramer. I must confess that I have attempted to stay on topic here, even providing boat stuff, attempting to pump some of the junk out of here. Check out this bilge thread. Regards.:cool:
http://www.woodenboatvb.com/vbulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=66261

[Bruce Taylor]

I'm more interested in finding collaborative boat-design software so we can produce something significant and achievable, or at least intellectually challenging..

In the Designs and Plans section of the forum we've used Martijn van Engeland's FREE!ship and DELFTship for a collaborative design project:

http://www.woodenboatvb.com/vbulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=12184

They're versatile programs. Available here:

http://sourceforge.net/projects/freeship/

and here:

http://www.delftship.net/

[paladin]

and I have been making drawings all day on the transom expansion of my 27 tug design, crunching numbers the old fashioned way with my compensating polar planimeter, I completed two pen and ink highly detailed drawings of YODA using metallic inks for a "T" shirt design for my 5 year old grandson, completed mechanical drawings for the new IED bomb jammer that we are designing for a giv'ment client, and finished the copyright papers for the proposed stamps for the Joshua Slocum Society.......I don't think I have posted in the bilge today............this is my first "bilge" encounter.....:p

[Art Read]

... and Alice the Snorg model is "high brow"?

[Concordia...41]

... and Alice the Snorg model is "high brow"?

:D :D ROTF :D :D

[Art Read]

Paris Hilton, the celebrity isn't very interesting, granted. Paris Hilton the defendant and her treatment by the criminal justice system is somewhat more so.

[glenallen]

Where's your social conscience, Cramer?
Life is all about boats to you, eh?
Well, let me tell you, some of us like to support our social icons and the role models of our children.
We don't like it when role models get slammed into the slammer for trumped up felonies and have their makeup kit and drug bag taken away from them and then are expected to act content and happy in the slammer like a common criminal.
I hope you get slammed in the slammer and your drug bag taken away from you and see how you like it.

[Nanoose]

It appears YOU, Carl, are posting about Paris Hilton! :eek: ;)

[Bob Adams]

and I have been making drawings all day on the transom expansion of my 27 tug design, crunching numbers the old fashioned way with my compensating polar planimeter, I completed two pen and ink highly detailed drawings of YODA using metallic inks for a "T" shirt design for my 5 year old grandson, completed mechanical drawings for the new IED bomb jammer that we are designing for a giv'ment client, and finished the copyright papers for the proposed stamps for the Joshua Slocum Society.......I don't think I have posted in the bilge today............this is my first "bilge" encounter.....:p


Slow day eh Buddy....

[seanz]

It appears YOU, Carl, are posting about Paris Hilton! :eek: ;)

It's worse than that.
He said 'Jesus'.
Now it's a religious thread.
:p

[glenallen]

It appears YOU, Carl, are posting about Paris Hilton! :eek: ;)

Good eye, Deb!
I bet erster's pics sidetracked him somewhat. If not, I tried as best I could.

[glenallen]

It's worse than that.
He said 'Jesus'.
Now it's a religious thread.
:p

Shhhhh! Don't ever say Jesus in a thread.
It always leads to Limbo!

[John B]

If only it was expressed as a poll, it could be political as well.

thats it for me , I'm off to the spam thread.

[Brian Palmer]

I didn't do it!

--Brian

[paladin]

Did So!

[mmd]

I wonder if Carl Cramer knows that 'Carl Cramer' has posted about Paris in the Bilge. I wonder what the odds are of two Carls from Brooklin, Maine.

[John B]

I wonder if Carl Cramer knows that 'Carl Cramer' has posted about Paris in the Bilge. I wonder what the odds are of two Carls from Brooklin, Maine.


No odds, look at his previous posts Michael.

[Paul Pless]

Jesus -- Someone's Posting About Paris Hilton?

Have we really stooped to this? Do you have NO LIVES?



Dude! You don't get down here much do ya?:eek:

[JimD]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Paris-Hilton/Paris-Hilton-46.JPG

[Memphis Mike]

Rotf!:d

[skuthorp]

I see that the Seine beach in Paris is open on the 20th, but they've banned thongs and topless sunbathing! Even a fine!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/07/31/wbeach31.xml

[JimD]

I see that the Seine beach in Paris is open on the 20th, but they've banned thongs and topless sunbathing! Even a fine!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/07/31/wbeach31.xml

Too bad. That's really the only reason I'd ever want to go to Paris.

[Bruce Taylor]

I see that the Seine beach in Paris is open on the 20th, but they've banned thongs and topless sunbathing!

It's the Seins beach you're looking for! (Multilingual pun, so Mr. Cramer will know we're not such dullards down here :) ).

[JimD]

A sign in English:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/573735/2/istockphoto_573735_no_nude_sunbathing.jpg

[mmd]

"No odds, look at his previous posts Michael." - John B

Our esteemed editor chastising Forumites for posting in the Bilge about Paris when he has kept silent about posts of rancorous name-calling, politics ad-nauseum, xenophobic ranting, et al? I am gobsmacked.

[JimD]

A 'How To' book for naked people:

http://static.flickr.com/34/101850677_c347caa62d.jpg

[Bruce Taylor]

Our esteemed editor chastising Forumites for posting in the Bilge about Paris when he has kept silent about posts of rancorous name-calling, politics ad-nauseum, xenophobic ranting, et al? I am gobsmacked.

Not to mention death threats, phone calls to the FBI, etc.

[JimD]

Dick Cheney had never seen anyone naked before:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/cheney.jpg

[erster]

Yep another one of those guys that pop in and ask a question and never returns to discuss it, or give us more information on the details of the original inquiry. ;) This seems to be happening a lot around here when discussing boats.:p Now back to lusting for sure.:D :D

[Memphis Mike]

GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr.........All that money and he doesn't look happy. Pity.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/cheney.jpg

[JimD]

GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr.........All that money and he doesn't look happy. Pity.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/84882/cheney.jpg

He's thinking about all the people that have more of it than he does.

[Bruce Taylor]

Looks to me like he's about to take off that mask!

Aaaaah!

http://users.frii.com/asacat/_borders/Silurian.jpg

[Nicholas Carey]

Paris Hilton, the celebrity isn't very interesting, granted. Paris Hilton the defendant and her treatment by the criminal justice system is somewhat more so.Ding! Exactly so.

[John B]

Our esteemed editor chastising Forumites for posting in the Bilge about Paris when he has kept silent about posts of rancorous name-calling, politics ad-nauseum, xenophobic ranting, et al? I am gobsmacked.

Yup. its a sign.

[JimD]

Looks to me like he's about to take off that mask!

Aaaaah!

http://users.frii.com/asacat/_borders/Silurian.jpg

I can see why he likes to leave the mask on. It makes him scarier looking and creating fear is one of his principal tactics. In this photo with the mask off he looks almost cuddly by comparison

[John of Phoenix]

Talent agency drops Paris Hilton as client.
Talent agency? Talent?

[brad9798]

Uh, Carl ... ??? yet another pain in the a$$

[Keith Wilson]

Holy Paris Hilton! Someone's posting about Jesus?!? :D

[JimD]

Holy Paris Hilton! Someone's posting about Jesus?!? :D

I wouldn't be surprised if Paris is having a little chat with him right about now.

[Sue H.]

Well, Bruce, ol' Cheeeny looks pretty good under that mask. He ought to keep it off - that snarly face is really sceeery.

As for Paris Hilton, she's at least as interesting as some of the posts I've seen here. After all, this IS the Bilge!:p

[The Bigfella]

Guns - you guys forgot guns.

[skuthorp]

Well, do you think the press corps outside is carrying?

How's that?

[Mrleft8]

I'm considering a coup...... Cramer can be replaced..... Gotta be someone relatively local though...... Hughman.....You up for a new job? :D

[John B]

That woman Hwyl just posted over on the tyler durden thread is considering a coupe too.