05-24-2007, 09:04 AM
And imminently not?
Some of the funniest writing in English.
05-24-2007, 09:27 AM
Nope - today was the first time I heard of the site - Brilliant.
05-24-2007, 09:30 AM
She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear. I bet.
Before I start, I feel I ought to mention how sad it is that the Texan readers are no longer with us. As you know, the notoriously irresponsible Supreme Court has seen fit to tear down the safety barrier protecting society and thus Texas is now like a ghost state. Machinery lies idle; offices are silent; the streets of Dallas shimmer motionless in the summer sun. No one goes to work nor chats with friends nor watches television nor even browses the Internet. Because, whooping atavistically that the police are now powerless to stop them, the entire population of Texas has, since last week, been ceaselessly engaged in endless consensual homosexual sex in private so as to bring about the extinction of the vital institution of marriage.
Oh, and let me make it clear that I'm not just some dull-witted, homophobic idiot here by saying, "it's the children I'm concerned about".
But anyway - my girlfriend is always trying to take photos of me naked.
I don't mean that she walks around naked (though, God knows, that's true too), I mean that she keeps trying to take photos of me when I'm naked. Now, I'm sure that all the women reading this are thinking, 'Well, that's reasonable, Mil. You do, after all, have a languorous sex appeal that frightens and yet, somehow, still enthrals me - and your body would clearly have been immortalised in marble many times by now were this ancient Greece.' Also, quite possibly, a fair few of the men are quietly turning pictures of their wives face down on their desks, biting their lips and secretly wishing, 'Oh... if only Mil and I were in Texas...' But I have to tell you that you're mistaken.:D :D Just what I needed on a slow morning . . .
05-24-2007, 09:43 AM
I've been reading about Mil and Margret off and on since last December. Funny stuff.
I think I got the link here. Did you post it back then?
I posted that link last Christmas as a holiday stress reliever - it's a great site which never fails to cheer me up. He published a book with the same name, but it's (sadly) not related in content. A nice read, but not nearly as nice as the web site. He has an occasional mailing list to notify folks of updates.....
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