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Cuyahoga Chuck
05-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Don't want to be a testy old man but, we are getting a lot of postings, lately, that are nothing but shenanigans from youtube or web addresses without any clue about their content.
C'mon guys! Ain't ya' got an opinion about anything? How we gonna' do battle over some dork who got his thumb stuck in his nose?
At minimum you should be able to state a proposition like "I wish I could get my thumb in my nose". Or "I painted my dinghy puce". Then we'd have something to hassle over.
With all the bad stuff that's there is to complain about we can do better than a videos of blows to the crotch, etc.
OK , I said it.
Have a nice day.

Vince Brennan
05-01-2007, 07:57 PM
Boin on, Big River, boin on....








Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

6:00 PM - They're home! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



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Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with
Bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
While the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry
Nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly
Clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
Strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
Feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
It clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
Made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices
Tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of
The event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
Overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I
Must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
Tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
This again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced
That the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
Receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to
Be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird
Has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
Captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated
Cell, so he is safe. For now...

skuthorp
05-01-2007, 08:48 PM
Could be worse, most dogs are more polite than people, but less discerning, still............
and hey, whats wrong with puce??

JimD
05-01-2007, 09:16 PM
Chuck, would I be right to assume you didn't think much of the decapitated goat thread?

BrianW
05-01-2007, 09:27 PM
I agree with the Ohio dude. Things must be getting crazy!!!

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
05-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Time to face it Chuck, you're just a testy old man.....like me.
Personally I like u-tube links, lots of interesting stuff out there.
Then again I like the Jerry Springer show too.

Cuyahoga Chuck
05-01-2007, 10:50 PM
Maybe should have confessed up front. I'm on dial-up and have never seen any of that stuff.

Memphis Mike
05-01-2007, 11:35 PM
The forum started going to the dogs with all the political and religious talk that started after 911.

I'm sick to death of reading it and don't anymore.

I'd much rather hear of personal life stories or maybe what kind of day you've had.


"C'mon guys! Ain't ya' got an opinion about anything? How we gonna' do battle over some dork who got his thumb stuck in his nose?"

That's just it. I already know what everyone's opinion is. After awhile, it's only mental masturbation.

shamus
05-01-2007, 11:43 PM
You know a forum's dying when it gets a virtual Pub.

glenallen
05-02-2007, 12:16 AM
You know a forum's dying when it gets a virtual Pub.

Even worse when you stagger into that PUB and can't even get a drink or a howdy, Twice.

shamus
05-02-2007, 12:26 AM
Howdy, mate!

glenallen
05-02-2007, 12:31 AM
Howdy, shamus!

S/V Laura Ellen
05-02-2007, 01:01 AM
...At minimum you should be able to state a proposition like "I wish I could get my thumb in my nose". Or "I painted my dinghy puce". ...

Chuck: Are you trying to tell us (in some really obtuse way) that you painted your dingy puce?

Wild Dingo
05-02-2007, 01:51 AM
Nope its his polite way of saying he shoved his thumb instead of his finger up his nose and now its stuck so should he paint it puce or will the present snot colored thumb do? ;)

As for
This Forum is Going to the Dogs

Wellllllllllllll EXCUSE ME!!! :mad: I mean Ive only been here for what 6 years or so an its taken you this long?:rolleyes: huuurrrrrumph! dogs indeed well okay Im part of the canine fambly but still dogs those sooky lala namby pamby citiafied mongrels? COMEON!!! :mad: actually its gone to the dingo :D but we didnt eat that baby you know!! :cool:

ishmael
05-02-2007, 02:00 AM
Well, I've been here about as long as Shane and it does get redecorated now and then. About three times a year people will post about how it's on the road to hell.

I dunno, it seems pretty civil lately, and that's better than past things I've seen. What are you here for?

Goodnight all.

Mrleft8
05-02-2007, 07:27 AM
Even worse when you stagger into that PUB and can't even get a drink or a howdy, Twice. If ya stayed longer than 15 seconds you might get a howdy....Twice....And a drink or two even! ;)
And there's nothing wrong with dogs. Some of my best friends are dogs...

Milo Christensen
05-02-2007, 07:52 AM
Just seems like the bilge's heart and soul is gone, doesn't it?

Popeye
05-02-2007, 08:12 AM
whatsamatter, trying to run with the big dogs and still peeing like a puppy

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
05-02-2007, 08:14 AM
Dogged Determination (http://www.lurcher.org/llink/forum/index.php)