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Memphis Mike
04-14-2007, 02:38 PM
You have hereby won an all expense paid, three day, two night stay in the port of your choice. And as a gift from the Reverend., you may take this lovely with you.

She is ready and willin so step forward to collect your prize!


http://www.bikiniriot.com/images/models/tylene-buck/flag/01.jpg

Hughman
04-14-2007, 03:05 PM
Happened about 15 posts ago

elf
04-14-2007, 03:13 PM
lovely? Surely you jest.

huisjen
04-14-2007, 03:35 PM
What if the millionth poster isn't into the whole skanky wench thing?

Dan

botebum
04-14-2007, 03:39 PM
What if the millionth poster isn't into the whole skanky wench thing?

Dan

Then, in that case, I will volunteer to be the alternate.

Doug

S.V. Airlie
04-14-2007, 04:02 PM
Glad I Lost.. Dingo or MMD.. here you are.. you unlucky sucker...

Beach Party
04-14-2007, 04:04 PM
She has a bigger package than some of the guys I know.

S.V. Airlie
04-14-2007, 04:05 PM
Well, I should hope so...Beach ...:eek::eek::eek:

botebum
04-14-2007, 04:06 PM
What is it that you guys have against skanky wenches? Haven't you ever heard the term "any port in a storm".:D Ohh.....never mind....enjoy yourself(s)

Doug

botebum
04-14-2007, 04:08 PM
She has a bigger package than some of the guys I know.
And you know these guys........nope, not goin' there,...never mind... carry on...

Doug

S.V. Airlie
04-14-2007, 04:11 PM
What did i tell ya.. the guy is moving next to MMike.. He is the one wearing the clean moomoo.

brad9798
04-14-2007, 04:25 PM
Easy, Dan ... that is actually a older (eight years ago) picture of my wife ... you remember the whole Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader thing, right?

Memphis ... not a cool pic ... as we are beyond that stage in life!

Remove it, if you would.

Thanks,

Brad

brad9798
04-14-2007, 04:26 PM
Of course, she has had four kids since then ... CLOSE, but not quite the same ... take it down, dammit!

botebum
04-14-2007, 04:29 PM
Easy, Dan ... that is actually a older (eight years ago) picture of my wife ... you remember the whole Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader thing, right?

Memphis ... not a cool pic ... as we are beyond that stage in life!

Remove it, if you would.

Thanks,

Brad

He's posted this pic several times. How many times would you like it removed? If it offends you- change the channel.

MMike- I'm ok, keep it up(however you can:D )

Doug

Nanoose
04-14-2007, 04:38 PM
Thanks, Mike, but er, she's really not my type.

Deb

Memphis Mike
04-14-2007, 04:47 PM
What? Nobody likes the prize?:mad:

That's OK. Me and Doug will just keep her for ourselves then.:D

botebum
04-14-2007, 04:49 PM
What? Nobody likes the prize?:mad:

That's OK. Me and Doug will just keep her for ourselves then.:D

Tonya says "If Mike can line it up, I'll take pictures". Then she laughed... I'm not sure why. Go MMike!

Doug

brad9798
04-14-2007, 05:17 PM
Sorry, Doug ... haven't seen it until now ... I guess folks think I am kidding? :confused:

Memphis Mike
04-14-2007, 06:07 PM
Sorry, Doug ... haven't seen it until now ... I guess folks think I am kidding? :confused:

Brad, I know yer lyin. That ain't no pic of yer wife.:D ;)

Paul Girouard
04-15-2007, 12:28 AM
Sorry, but I am married to a caring wife.. Why would I blow my marriage away for a swanky woman like that?


Boyles you callin Brads wife a swank:mad: , or did you mean skank:D

Paul Girouard
04-15-2007, 12:43 AM
No, not Brad's wife:o ...
I meant that picture at the beginning of this thread... The one with stars and stripes... I smell to much covergirl stuff on her.. Under all that gunks is a wicked witch...
Beside that, a beautiful woman shouldn't of wear make-ups....


Boyles read the thread man :( how can a guy have a lil fun if you don't read the friggin whole thread , brad sez she's his wife , they have 4 kids etc etc , who knows maybe she IS his wife :rolleyes:

You from Iowa Boyles ?? :D

rbgarr
04-15-2007, 01:01 AM
She's the original model for the Inflatable Doll: painted eyes, mouth permanently open, plastic, skinny....

Paul Girouard
04-15-2007, 01:06 AM
Another lil joke Boyles :rolleyes: rbgarr you better duck when brad sees that post :D Hey nice *eyb*ord gl*dy*g*oter fi*ed:cool:

brad9798
04-15-2007, 01:31 AM
Say what you will ... I will have Sheri post her comments about her pic Sunday! :(

S.V. Airlie
04-15-2007, 06:18 AM
I never have been in Iowa... So what it like up there?

Umm flat.. a dead chipmunk on the road is a mountain.:rolleyes:

jack grebe
04-15-2007, 07:06 AM
Say what you will ... I will have Sheri post her comments about her pic Sunday! :(
If she is your wife, take a nice family pic this weekend, that should settle it.Just think, you could even flip those non believers the bird.:D

Paul Girouard
04-15-2007, 08:35 AM
Say what you will ... I will have Sheri post her comments about her pic Sunday! :(


So has she renounced her life as a "skank" and become a soccer Mom , squeakie clean , model of the main stream community, PTA leader:D

It could be a great testmony for the power of how "family" life / living could change the world :)

JimD
04-15-2007, 11:45 AM
What? Nobody likes the prize?:mad:


I'm sure she's a wonderful human being But heck, Reverend, you got a way of picking out the dumbest looking trash in a bikini. Does it come natural to you or is it an aquired skill? :rolleyes: ;)

botebum
04-15-2007, 11:47 AM
Yeah, well, me n' Mike are attracted to trashy wimmins...what of it?:D

Doug

Paul Girouard
04-15-2007, 11:50 AM
Yeah, well, me n' Mike are attracted to trashy wimmins...what of it?:D

Doug


So Doug you callin yer wife, Tanya I think ,or so you say , trashy?? Or are you not attracted to her?? :rolleyes: :D

botebum
04-15-2007, 12:09 PM
So Doug you callin yer wife, Tanya I think ,or so you say , trashy?? Or are you not attracted to her?? :rolleyes: :D
First- It's Tonya, not Tanya.
Second- Tonya is all the wimmens I could ever want. Trashy, Classy, Snooty, Nice Patooty, all rolled up in one fine girl. I'll never stray in real life. If this place was real life, I'd run like hell...right back to Tonya.

Doug

David Tabor (sailordave)
04-15-2007, 01:02 PM
Yeah, well, me n' Mike are attracted to trashy wimmins...what of it?:D

Doug


Kinda like the song by Confederate Railroad... "Trashy Women" :rolleyes:



Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Instrumental break.

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.





AFA the 'kini clad lass topside... NOT my type. Okay the legs and hips are nice. The face is too hard, too much makeup and I hate nails like that. And I'm not into "flotation devices" :eek: . In short, women who look like you would see them at the mall are much better... More fun too...;)

David Tabor (sailordave)
04-16-2007, 09:52 AM
So you're Confederate Railroad fan too....:cool: Awesome band, eh?

What happened to them... Or Kentucky Headhunters?


No idea. Not a big fan... just hear that song on the Country station I sometimes listen to. Came to mind considering the chick at the beginning of this thread. :p

StevenBauer
04-16-2007, 10:16 AM
Say what you will ... I will have Sheri post her comments about her pic Sunday! :(


I see Brad hasn't posted since this. I wonder....


Steven

Paul Girouard
04-16-2007, 09:44 PM
I see Brad hasn't posted since this. I wonder....


Steven


Yes he has , he still claims a "Dallas cowboy chearleader wife" , don't know if it's the nice young lady MM posted a photo of though.:confused: :rolleyes: :eek: :o