PDA

View Full Version : Be careful of what you say



cs
04-12-2007, 08:32 AM
This is what happens when you admit to too much...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello; and, he's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching; while your partner whipped my butt with a wet celery stalk?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

geeman
04-12-2007, 08:33 AM
There's a problem there?

Nanoose
04-12-2007, 10:33 AM
hehehehehehehe...:D

brad9798
04-12-2007, 11:02 AM
That's how I met my wife! ;)

Nanoose
04-12-2007, 11:04 AM
That's how I met my wife! ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Which part!?!?!?!

p.s well, lookit that....how's THIS for a 2,000th post. Sheeesh.....:rolleyes:

JimD
04-12-2007, 11:07 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Which part!?!?!?!

p.s well, lookit that....how's THIS for a 2,000th post. Sheeesh.....:rolleyes:

Time to break out the whip and celebrate.

Mrleft8
04-12-2007, 03:04 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Which part!?!?!?!

p.s well, lookit that....how's THIS for a 2,000th post. Sheeesh.....:rolleyes:
Which part?.....Hopefully all of her..... :D

brad9798
04-12-2007, 03:28 PM
:D the best part ... ;)