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Memphis Mike
03-24-2007, 06:09 PM
Gawd I miss the girl that moved away that used to live across the street.:(

And I do mean BIG. too. And it gets worse...........:(

S/V Laura Ellen
03-24-2007, 06:41 PM
Gawd I miss the girl that moved away that used to live across the street.:(

And I do mean BIG. too. And it gets worse...........:(

It would appear that there is much more unsaid in your post than what was said. When do we get "the rest of the story"?

Paul Pless
03-24-2007, 06:42 PM
When do we get "the rest of the story"?

Hell, I'll just settle for some pictures...

Memphis Mike
03-24-2007, 06:45 PM
Big fat lesbians livin across the street, now. One butch the other in a big pink moo moo.

Combined weight about 800lbs.:(

I miss Amy.:(

Paul Pless
03-24-2007, 06:46 PM
oh
...

S/V Laura Ellen
03-24-2007, 06:49 PM
Hell, I'll just settle for some pictures...
No, Please No...
Please skip the pictures!:eek::eek::eek:

glenallen
03-24-2007, 07:06 PM
Let's hear more about Amy.

Memphis Mike
03-24-2007, 10:11 PM
Jesus, they're havin a beer drinkin party out front tonight. They look like a bunch of little fat men.

Sorry if I'm not being politically correct but some people have some class and some don't and this bunch doesn't. I just want to get them off my street.:mad: They've turned that corner into what looks like a cheap trailer park.:mad:

Sorry for the rant.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-24-2007, 10:33 PM
Guess what happens next?


http://www.truechristian.com/img/emailpiccies/heatherwhite02.jpg

Memphis Mike
03-24-2007, 10:37 PM
That would be the one in the moo moo, MKIA, to a T. You pegged her.:D All the rest are butch as hell.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-24-2007, 11:40 PM
Relax Mikey, they're on our side.





http://drabruzzi.com/images/Lesbians%20against%20Bush.jpg

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 06:02 AM
Why do I get the feeling that MMike is gonna renew his subscription to Wicked Weasel early?

Personally, I think you should go next door and introduce yourself. Ya know, take them some reading material.. LOL...

Phillip Allen
03-25-2007, 08:05 AM
print up a flyer promoting MMike's escort service

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 08:07 AM
Phillip.. Sue could help with that...:D:D:D

Photoshop.. yup...

Katherine
03-25-2007, 09:04 AM
Maybe MMike should make friends with his neighbors. They might be able to teach him a thing or two.:D

Chris Coose
03-25-2007, 09:08 AM
They might be able to teach him a thing or two.:D

Like how to drink?

Katherine
03-25-2007, 09:11 AM
Or at least how to eat.

Chris Coose
03-25-2007, 09:15 AM
Tollerance for sure.

I'd be setting up a video camera on a tripod out my window.
When a crew like this gets to brawling there could be good money in it.

The Bigfella
03-25-2007, 09:15 AM
Reminds me of the mechanics joke.

How do you know when a mechanic has had sex?

The Bigfella
03-25-2007, 09:22 AM
Two clean fingers

The Bigfella
03-25-2007, 09:23 AM
I think I'd better duck out now .........

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 09:39 AM
Heyy.. MMike is the Rev. and it is Sunday...:rolleyes:

Chris Coose
03-25-2007, 10:22 AM
I hope he is making his morality and temperance sermon on the front porch this morning.

It is very powerful and has been known to heal the sinner on the spot.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid212/p1e80ec6d5cd503bae6c823f40658a402/ed4cce07.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid212/p59b16ec868a7af5bc7a036b6b945629d/ed4cb73d.jpg

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 10:24 AM
Now the question is:
Will MMike give them a sermon or some of his old
copies of Wicked Weasel...Both, or either, may help. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

First phot: Is the rev giving someone a tongue lashing?
I think with that, I will bow out...

Memphis Mike
03-25-2007, 11:00 AM
They're all sleeping it off this morning. I think what I'm gonna do is set up my 100W Fender Amp out on the front porch and get my Strat and play a little AC/DC this fine morning.:D

Paul Girouard
03-25-2007, 11:04 AM
They're all sleeping it off this morning. I think what I'm gonna do is set up my 100W Fender Amp out on the front porch and get my Strat and play a little AC/DC this fine morning.:D

You don't have the a hair on yer butt if you don't do it now , with photo's of course to back it up:D

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 11:06 AM
let's see.. AC, DC.?
Does this mean you have your wires crossed?

Oh right, the band that had it wires crossed..sorry.

Memphis Mike
03-25-2007, 11:21 AM
Well, they're up.:D Out on the porch smokin and hockin goobers and scratchin their imaginary balls.

Chris Coose
03-25-2007, 11:28 AM
Remember stepping out into a 85 degree Sunday noontime with a blistering hangover?

What could some skinny fool neighbor do to make it any worse?

Hit you with a car?

Though the Ac/ Dc will cause some response.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-25-2007, 11:33 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9099~Throw-Me-to-the-Lesbians-Posters.jpg

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 12:18 PM
_______
Everything happens for a reason.

Society's answer to birth control...

Seriously, I have friends who are gay or lesbian... Great people.
So, I'm not sure what issue you are most upset by?
Weight? I got that in spades. Perhaps not 300 lbs but a bit of excess.
Being gay/lesbian.. I don't have an issue...

Or is it they sit outside in pink moo moos? Easy to correct, Send them a Victoria Secret catalogue.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-25-2007, 12:30 PM
I think his problem is with the view.
If it's too painful, just don't look MM.

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 12:31 PM
A fence.. a fence.. my sanity for a fence...

Katherine
03-25-2007, 12:32 PM
Is it the fact that they're lesbians or that they're overweight that bothers MMike?

S/V Laura Ellen
03-25-2007, 12:37 PM
Is it the fact that they're lesbians or that they're overweight that bothers MMike?

Or both?

or that they are "trailer trash"?

or that he misses his old neighbour?

or because he has nothing else to complain about?

Paul Pless
03-25-2007, 12:45 PM
I hope he is making his morality and temperance sermon on the front porch this morning.

It is very powerful and has been known to heal the sinner on the spot.



http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid212/p59b16ec868a7af5bc7a036b6b945629d/ed4cb73d.jpg

lost cause in this case...

S.V. Airlie
03-25-2007, 12:46 PM
OUCH!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I am speechless..

Paul Girouard
03-25-2007, 12:53 PM
Mikie check yer PM's :D

Memphis Mike
03-25-2007, 09:47 PM
Is it the fact that they're lesbians or that they're overweight that bothers MMike?

It's more the fact that their front yard looks like a swap meet. Two BBQ grills, two or three beer coolers, a front porch so cluttered with junk that an old lady came over there pokin around thinkin it was a yard sale.

A tent gazebo that they took the roof off of so that they can build bonfires in the middle in a fire pit. {It was a nice yard, they poured a concrete pad for this right in the middle}

Late night parties that often end in cussin brawls and a couple of knock down drag em outs.

I got no problem with gays at all. Like I said it's a matter of class and some classless individuals that have moved into an otherwise nice and peaceful neighborhood.

If they were straight and skinny I'd feel the same way.:mad:

Tom M.
03-25-2007, 10:33 PM
Well, they're up.:D Out on the porch smokin and hockin goobers and scratchin their imaginary balls.

:D:D:D Mike you come up with some gems.

Memphis Mike
03-26-2007, 11:00 AM
Hey, they don't call me the Reverend for nuttin.

Kaa
03-26-2007, 11:37 AM
Is it the fact that they're lesbians or that they're overweight that bothers MMike?

I think it's the lack of class that bothers him, along with nothing to compensate for it :-)

Kaa

Chris Coose
03-26-2007, 02:30 PM
Late night parties that often end in cussin brawls and a couple of knock down drag em outs.


I'm tellin ya. Get some movies.
You won't get the $10,000 on America's funniest home videos but it could act as a catylist for a larger picture show like Billy Bob Thornton (the Sling Blade character began with a simple 1 or 2 minute skit) or what's his name from Jack Ass did.

stevebaby
03-26-2007, 04:01 PM
I think I'd better duck out now .........Gross...but funny.

Chris Coose
03-26-2007, 04:18 PM
This sucker ought to get bumped up regular just for the title.

I laugh each time I see it especially when I think about who it is coming from.

Reverend, you are a trip.

TimH
03-26-2007, 04:45 PM
most men find lesbians ...um....intriguing :-)

maybe they have some good looking friends!

Katherine
03-26-2007, 04:49 PM
most men find lesbians ...um....intriguing :-)

maybe they have some good looking friends!Men seem to like lesbians even better if they happen to be nymphomaniacs too.

TimH
03-26-2007, 04:57 PM
Men seem to like lesbians even better if they happen to be nymphomaniacs too.


Exactly! :D

Memphis Mike
03-26-2007, 06:05 PM
most men find lesbians ...um....intriguing :-)

maybe they have some good looking friends!

I don't find this bunch "intriguing." I mean for God sakes! They look like a bunch of beer drinkin, spitin, fat little men. Not to mention the toenail fungus.

If you threw em a sak full of Big Macks, they'd be in hog heaven.

TimH
03-26-2007, 06:14 PM
I don't find this bunch "intriguing." I mean for God sakes! They look like a bunch of beer drinkin, spitin, fat little men. Not to mention the toenail fungus.

If you threw em a sak full of Big Macks, they'd be in hog heaven.

ROFL! :D

Like I said...maybe they have friends...

Memphis Mike
03-26-2007, 06:22 PM
ROFL! :D

Like I said...maybe they have friends...

Yeah, you think it's funny. You ain't livin here. What if I printed this thread out and tossed it over in the yard?:D

I wonder if they know the world is talkin about em?

S/V Laura Ellen
03-26-2007, 06:28 PM
Mike, this could be the start of a shift in the neighbourhood. Over time the make up of a neighbourhood changes based on socio-economic factors. If your new neighbours like the area they will tell their friends, some of whom will move to the area, who will tell their friends. ......

Memphis Mike
03-26-2007, 06:33 PM
Mike, this could be the start of a shift in the neighbourhood. Over time the make up of a neighbourhood changes based on socio-economic factors. If your new neighbours like the area they will tell their friends, some of whom will move to the area, who will tell their friends. ......

Well I guess it's my job to insure they don't like the neighborhood, then....... right?:D

Thunderstruck!

S/V Laura Ellen
03-26-2007, 06:45 PM
Well I guess it's my job to insure they don't like the neighborhood, then....... right?:D

And exactly how do you plan on doing that? Its a not easier to convince classy people to leave than it is to convince the classless to move on.

Maybe you and your neighbours could form a neighbourhood association that sets the standards the neighbours must maintain ie:loud parties after 11:00 pm or no fires (especially in the font yard) or approval needed for all alterations to the front yards.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-26-2007, 06:47 PM
You better start workin out, ifin youse gonna take on the Queen Bull Dyke.
She looks mean.


http://www.truechristian.com/img/emailpiccies/heatherwhite02.jpg


For the reccord, I lived across the street from 2 nice gay ladies for 10 years.
They were the best neighbors on the street.
Quiet, polite, helpfull.
The butch one was a home construction carpenter.
She came over and helped me roof the house.
I do know the kind you're experiencing MM but I swear they're not all like that.
Please keep that in mind.

Memphis Mike
03-26-2007, 07:16 PM
It appears they don't like AC/DC too well. LOL!

She's Got The Jack. Hell, it's a song about dirty wimmins.:confused: :D

TimH
03-26-2007, 07:24 PM
maybe you can find a song about big fat bull dykes....
like maybe David Allen Coe has a good appropriate song :-)

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-26-2007, 07:26 PM
Crank up, "The Girl's Got Rhythm" and see what happens!?!

Nanoose
03-26-2007, 08:04 PM
It's more the fact that their front yard looks like a swap meet.

It IS Tennesee, right?

Nanoose
03-26-2007, 08:06 PM
Time to go on over there and be neighborly, Reverend.

Memphis Mike
03-26-2007, 08:13 PM
Time to go on over there and be neighborly, Reverend.

I've been over there before. You don't understand. The toe cheese is too much.:eek:

Katherine
03-26-2007, 08:19 PM
Were they there last summer?

paladin
03-26-2007, 08:26 PM
Mike......get a couple of 250 watt amps with extremely low frequency response......like for real down to about 7 hertz.......make a small one I.C. oscillator and plug it into the pickup jack.....buy a little gajet from radio shack that you can turn lights on and off using the telephone when you dial your number from an outside line. Take sue with you when they are on the porch.....get a mile away.....call the number and turn the machines on by remote control. At across the street range strange things will happen to the human body...as it's natually resonant to about 7 hertz. It has the effect of a high frequency on a fine crystal wine glass....the only problem is that you cannot contain it and make it directional....used in extreme crowd control situations...makes you go into violent shaking and vomiting and the joints will hurt like hell....:D

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-26-2007, 10:27 PM
I'm glad I'm not a lesbian across the street from you Chuck.
NO!!!!.....wait......let me re-phrase that.....uh......toe cheese?!?

Tom M.
03-26-2007, 11:52 PM
This thread is wonderful

Kaa
03-27-2007, 12:51 AM
Mike......get a couple of 250 watt amps with extremely low frequency response......like for real down to about 7 hertz....

Never mind the amps, where are you going to find speakers that output enough power at 7 Hz?

Kaa

Ron Williamson
03-27-2007, 05:25 AM
You should try "Whole Lotta Rosie"
R

Milo Christensen
03-27-2007, 05:52 AM
Never mind the amps, where are you going to find speakers that output enough power at 7 Hz?

Kaa

Any car stereo shop. Make sure to ask for copies of the ultra low frequency demo CDs.

Oh, and Chuck, you are a baaaaad boy to be talking to MMike about 7 hertz sound waves. Baaaaaad boy. All that jiggling cellulite and fat and flab vibrating around like that.

paladin
03-27-2007, 09:10 AM
Just trying to be helpful.....:D

Katherine
03-27-2007, 07:59 PM
So what's up with neighbors tonight MMike? Maybe a Big Purple Moo Moo?:D

Phillip Allen
03-27-2007, 08:28 PM
Mike......get a couple of 250 watt amps with extremely low frequency response......like for real down to about 7 hertz.......make a small one I.C. oscillator and plug it into the pickup jack.....buy a little gajet from radio shack that you can turn lights on and off using the telephone when you dial your number from an outside line. Take sue with you when they are on the porch.....get a mile away.....call the number and turn the machines on by remote control. At across the street range strange things will happen to the human body...as it's natually resonant to about 7 hertz. It has the effect of a high frequency on a fine crystal wine glass....the only problem is that you cannot contain it and make it directional....used in extreme crowd control situations...makes you go into violent shaking and vomiting and the joints will hurt like hell....:D

got a better idea...do it every morning and they'll think they've gotten pregnant...(that ought to confuse em)

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-27-2007, 08:44 PM
How's the view today?



http://www.lotoflaughs.com/index_file/funny-pics/sexy-fat-tennis-player.jpg

Memphis Mike
03-27-2007, 10:38 PM
Well. she definately has a tan. Kev.:D

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
03-28-2007, 10:24 PM
I found a shirt for ya MM.



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Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
04-01-2007, 10:31 PM
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