What do you do with a Drunken Sailor

[jack grebe]

Just thought I would get some ideas before Saturday:rolleyes:

[huisjen]

Throw 'im in the hold with the Captain's daughter.

Dan

[Flying Orca]

"Clear-cut Fantasy Gardens..." - oh, wait, that's "What Do You Do With A Psycho Premier"*. My mistake.

*(bonus points if a NON-Canadian can name said premier... and extra special bonus points if anyone has a copy of the song they can send to me!)

[Katherine]

Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.

[J. Dillon]

Put him in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him .......:D

[Mike DeHart]

Tie him to the wheel and call him captain.

Drag him from astern and troll for fishes.

[emichaels]

Depends......Male or female ??

[TomF]

"Clear-cut Fantasy Gardens..." - oh, wait, that's "What Do You Do With A Psycho Premier"*. My mistake.

*(bonus points if a NON-Canadian can name said premier... and extra special bonus points if anyone has a copy of the song they can send to me!)My moniker comes from a button I wore back in the day, that said "Recalcitrant Heretics against Vander Zalm."

[Flying Orca]

My moniker comes from a button I wore back in the day, that said "Recalcitrant Heretics against Vander Zalm."

I have a friend who lived on the Wet Coast during the Vander Slap years and he has one of the rare but coveted "Pig F***ers for Vander Zalm" buttons. :eek:

In any event, sir, you win the prize... I shall stand you a drink should we have the good fortune to meet. Cheers!

[Mrleft8]

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.....?

[S/V Laura Ellen]

I don't know, you would have to ask my wife.:D

[Domesticated_Mr. Know It All]

Let him sleep on your couch so he doesen't get a DUI.

[emichaels]

Let him sleep on your couch so he doesen't get a DUI.

SUI

[jack grebe]

SUI
SUI???????

[emichaels]

Sailing under the influence ...