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rbgarr
02-13-2007, 09:58 PM
-Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

-I thought that I could love no other...
Until, that is, I met your brother.

-I see your face when I am dreaming...
Perhaps that's why I wake up screaming.

-My feelings for you no words can tell...
Except for maybe "Go To Hell!"

-I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
(Damn, I'm good at telling lies!)

-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, and the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

-I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

seafox
02-13-2007, 10:08 PM
and to think i looked for insperation happy
words and thoughts of love so sappy
insteed insults here I find
left laaughting so hard I blew my mind

Kaa
02-13-2007, 10:13 PM
And Valentine Day's cards to go with the couplets...

http://www.meish.org/vd/


:D

Kaa

Katherine
02-13-2007, 10:30 PM
He Haw?

Joe (SoCal)
02-13-2007, 10:48 PM
Bah Humbug !

Nanoose
02-13-2007, 11:05 PM
-Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

-I thought that I could love no other...
Until, that is, I met your brother.

-I see your face when I am dreaming...
Perhaps that's why I wake up screaming.

-My feelings for you no words can tell...
Except for maybe "Go To Hell!"

-I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
(Damn, I'm good at telling lies!)

-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, and the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

-I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face


...SPEW!!......