View Full Version : For Firesign Theater Fans - Keith , et alia.

Uncle Duke
02-08-2007, 10:05 PM
(.. not the Caesar Salad thread...)

"I want to see my ambassador!"
"Easily done! He is in the next cell!"

02-08-2007, 10:19 PM
"He's helping Porcelain make the bed"

Keith Wilson
02-08-2007, 10:34 PM
"May I take your hat and goat?"

02-08-2007, 10:35 PM
How can you be in two places at once, if you are not anywhere at all?

02-08-2007, 10:51 PM
Shaftway Danger!

Tom Montgomery
02-08-2007, 11:14 PM
Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age,
because there's a seeker born every minute.

We're glad you made it! (http://www.firesigntheatre.com/)

Keith Wilson
02-08-2007, 11:19 PM
We used to have another one, but it vanished mysteriously.

Tom Montgomery
02-08-2007, 11:28 PM
Bear Whiz Beer: It's in the water! That's why it's yellow!

02-09-2007, 02:16 AM
and Tubs of Slaw!!!

02-09-2007, 06:01 AM
The further advetures of Nick Danger....

I was sitting at my desk reading the name on my door...regnad kcin....:D

Uncle Duke
02-09-2007, 06:42 AM
"It had been snowing ever since the top of the page, and I had to shake the cornstarch off my mukluks..."

Keith Wilson
02-09-2007, 10:46 AM
Considering the circumstances under which I listened to Firesign Theater, it's nearly a miracle that I remember any of it.

Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile . . . .

First they had to come from small towns with strange names, like:
And the far-flung Isles of Langerhans.

02-09-2007, 10:55 AM
I know...let's stand him on his head!
now it's morning......

Keith Wilson
02-09-2007, 11:14 AM
Ask the postman, ask the mailman, ask the milkman white with foam . . .

Uncle Duke
02-09-2007, 11:21 AM
"Gee, Mudhead, everyone at More Science High has an extracurricular activity except you."
"Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?"
"Only to ten, Mudhead."

Keith Wilson
02-09-2007, 11:41 AM
And all together now, with feeling:
"Georgie Tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter . . . "

Uncle Duke
02-09-2007, 03:01 PM
"Georgie Tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter . . . "
"Orgy Firefighter, he's a student like you.
If you're looking for the captain of the ringball team
You can bet he won't be there.
You'll find him pop-popping off at Pop's Sodium Shop
Trailing a Red with red hair...."

Keith Wilson
02-09-2007, 03:07 PM
. . . sneeze-through windshield, edible steering column, chrome-plated fender dents, and genuine factory air conditioned air from our fully air conditioned factory . . .

Oy, memory catching up with me again - it's Porgy Tirebiter, of course

John of Phoenix
02-09-2007, 05:25 PM
How did I miss this Firesign thing?
Those guys could be dangerous.

You guys too.

02-09-2007, 06:23 PM
But we will just call her....Betty

Uncle Duke
02-09-2007, 07:12 PM
"Aw c'mon you guys, I'm tired and the suns' going down."

"Oh no, my boy, you're confused, the horizon's moving up!"

02-09-2007, 10:13 PM
I put him through school, where I taught him to stand up for a principle (principal) and sit down on his own stool.

02-10-2007, 01:20 AM
It's just this little chromium switch here!



Ed aims to please -- and so does Louise; so don't hide arms, get side arms, from: AMES GUUUUNNSS!

Keith Wilson
02-10-2007, 02:25 PM
Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!

Vince Brennan
02-10-2007, 03:22 PM
Here are your next three words in Turkish...



Border..... (May I see your passport, please?)

02-10-2007, 08:49 PM
Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!

"HI! -- I'm Joe Beets"

Sorry, I just can't leave this alone ---


Vince Brennan
02-10-2007, 09:05 PM
Rocky Roccoco, at your cervix!