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02-08-2007, 01:04 PM
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

How come when you mix water and flour
you get glue?..
and then you add eggs
and sugar...
and you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?


You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake
stick to your BUTT!

02-08-2007, 01:07 PM
Holy smoke, that is funny...