View Full Version : Haha - joke thread!

Paul Pless
02-08-2007, 11:29 AM
A Big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Alabama. He shot and
> dro pped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
> fence.
> As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
> tractor and asked him what he was doing.
> The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and
> now I'm going to retrieve it."
> The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming
> over here."
> The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
> United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
> take everything you own.
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
> settle disputes in Alabama. We settle small disagreements like this;
> with the "Three Kick Rule."
> The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
> The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get
> to go fi rst. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and
> so on back and forth until someone gives up."
> The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
> he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
> custom.
> The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
> attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work
> boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second
> kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
> The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear
> end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
> The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
> feet.
> Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "O'kay, you old
> fart. Now it's my turn."
> [I love this part}
> The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.

02-08-2007, 12:59 PM
Damn, it bout right :D

02-08-2007, 03:23 PM
Here in Maine, if the land isn't posted, the hunter (assuming all appropriate permits, etc) has the right to enter the property. We don't feel the need to kick the lunch out of someone for no particular reason.

It must be that southern manners thing. ;)


02-08-2007, 03:27 PM
And that purple paint law.... I can't see the purple.. What purple paint? Should it be more visible, like hunter orange?

David Tabor (sailordave)
02-08-2007, 08:36 PM
A Big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Alabama.

Uh... isn't ALL of ALABAMA rural???:p :D

Phillip Allen
02-08-2007, 08:49 PM
naw...they got big towns of litterally tens of people

Paul Pless
02-08-2007, 08:57 PM
Uh... isn't ALL of ALABAMA rural???:p :D

Just about, and thank God for that.:)