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jack grebe
02-07-2007, 06:52 PM
I need something to lift the spirit.........Whatchagot?

gert
02-07-2007, 07:01 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid74/pe821408e1a2fd95ccc6d69eeac790b17/fb63a967.jpg

Tristan
02-07-2007, 07:03 PM
My old friend Ken, years ago, was working on a sharpie alongside the dock, sails up and sheeted in tight, had drunk a couple quarts of beer. Pahokee and I watched the squall coming across the bay 'till it hit and laid the sharpie over, masts in the water. Ken went into the cold November water. "Look our Ken," shouted Pahokee, "There's a squall making up." Same Ken, carrying a case of beer, once jumped off the dock into a rotten bottom skiff and kept right on going, through the bottom and into the mud. One day when I took him sailing in a sort of Cedar Keys sharpie I had built he went into the "cabin" for a beer, came up onto deck, popped open the beer, took a big swallow, and calmly asked, "by the way, how much water do you tolerate below?" I thought she was sailing a bit sluggishly. We barely made it back to shore before we sank.

Phillip Allen
02-07-2007, 07:06 PM
now that is worth a chuckle Tristan...

jack grebe
02-07-2007, 07:20 PM
I'm getting an image of someone, beer in hand, and a skiff under his armpits:D

Memphis Mike
02-07-2007, 07:21 PM
http://www.bikiniriot.com/images/models/jaime-hammer/tree/01.jpg

George Jung
02-07-2007, 07:31 PM
:D Sorry, your friend may be a little 'too' mellow.... have him spend some time in the bilge, that'll get him revved up...

jack grebe
02-07-2007, 07:47 PM
http://www.bikiniriot.com/images/models/jaime-hammer/tree/01.jpg
she looks like she needs some of that tater soup:D .

Memphis Mike
02-07-2007, 07:52 PM
"she looks like she needs some of that tater soup:D ."

She ain't fat if that's what yer lookin for.

Hwyl
02-07-2007, 08:40 PM
I've been waiting for an excuse to post this. A girl Philip could love.

Scot away (no naughty bits showing)

http://www.artifex.ws/images/mrsartifex2.jpg

jack grebe
02-07-2007, 08:42 PM
I've been waiting for an excuse to post this. A girl Philip could love.

Scot away (no naughty bits showing)

http://www.artifex.ws/images/mrsartifex2.jpg
I guess when she says no, she means it:eek:

Phillip Allen
02-07-2007, 08:46 PM
I'm puzzled by the wedding ring

Kaa
02-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Here's an option for land-based transportation

http://davepics.com/Album/2002/08-28.Burning_Man/tn/DSC00725.med.jpg

Kaa

jack grebe
02-07-2007, 08:50 PM
Here's an option for land-based transportation

http://davepics.com/Album/2002/08-28.Burning_Man/tn/DSC00725.med.jpg

Kaa
built by Noah?

Kaa
02-07-2007, 08:51 PM
built by Noah?

Ah, no -- LAND-based.

Her name is La Contessa and she moves on the ground rather well.

Kaa

boylesboats
02-07-2007, 09:01 PM
Ah, no -- LAND-based.

Her name is La Contessa and she moves on the ground rather well.

Kaa

with lot of rumble, cracking, crunchy sounds?:D

Tristan
02-07-2007, 09:24 PM
I'm getting an image of someone, beer in hand, and a skiff under his armpits:D

Kind of looked like he was wearing the skiff.:D

Nanoose
02-07-2007, 09:26 PM
Here's an option for land-based transportation

http://davepics.com/Album/2002/08-28.Burning_Man/tn/DSC00725.med.jpg

Kaa

Burning Man??

S/V Laura Ellen
02-07-2007, 09:33 PM
That land yacht must be a bugger to parallel park!

jack grebe
02-07-2007, 09:34 PM
That land yacht must be a bugger to parallel park!
yup and I don't see no bow thrusters:D

Hwyl
02-07-2007, 09:38 PM
yup and I don't see no bow thrusters:D

She's hanging from the bobstay. Didn't you notice? Nicest part of the "boat".

The Bigfella
02-07-2007, 09:43 PM
Bit of a gap in the garboard

David Tabor (sailordave)
02-07-2007, 09:46 PM
I like the blonde...

Claudia
02-07-2007, 09:54 PM
I like the blonde...

With that gun you better hope she likes you.:D

Mrleft8
02-07-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm puzzled by the wedding ring
Wedding ring? Look closer. That's the pull tab on an old pineapple.... ;)

jack grebe
02-07-2007, 10:24 PM
a ring....A RING....WHO'S LOOKING AT A FREAKIN RING:eek:

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
02-07-2007, 10:28 PM
OK....I'll admit it, I like posting boat porn in da "Bilge".
It'a all Jack's fault, he asked for it.

http://www.antiqueboat.com/boats/images/brei16-2.jpg

geeman
02-07-2007, 10:35 PM
GAWD!!!!!!!!! I like guns...............

Kaa
02-07-2007, 11:02 PM
Burning Man??

But of course... :D

Kaa

geeman
02-07-2007, 11:07 PM
IS that a bus or camper under that rig?

Beowolf
02-08-2007, 10:02 PM
Here's an option for land-based transportation

http://davepics.com/Album/2002/08-28.Burning_Man/tn/DSC00725.med.jpg

Kaa

Hey!!! They finally pulled Raw Faith up on the hard!

seafox
02-08-2007, 10:18 PM
one fine figer head

jack grebe
02-08-2007, 11:08 PM
Geez, y'all can do better than this:(

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
02-08-2007, 11:18 PM
http://www.lymanboat.com/hoffman2.jpg

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
02-08-2007, 11:25 PM
Oh yeah, the 5 S's,sailing, sand, sea, sex, and sun.

boylesboats
02-08-2007, 11:27 PM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p182/boylesboats/redneck_swingset.jpg


New unused condition

David Tabor (sailordave)
02-09-2007, 07:42 AM
Oh yeah, the 5 S's,sailing, sand, sea, sex, and sun.


When I was in college... my girlfriend knew I had certain priorities.
It was the THREE "S"s... Soccer, Sex, and Sailing, NOT necessarily in that order!;)

Sometimes it was Sailing first.:D

David Tabor (sailordave)
02-09-2007, 07:54 AM
Ok, my arse is gonna get scotted for this but........
THIS IS A BOAT PORN THREAD
http://www.latsandatts.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

CAUTION.......ADULT CONTENT:rolleyes:


WHOA! :eek:

jack grebe
02-09-2007, 01:20 PM
WHOA! :eek:
HEHEHE, I warned ya:D

John of Phoenix
02-09-2007, 02:25 PM
Hmmm, better hit the "Delete files", “Clear history" buttons a few times. :D

TimH
02-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Thats a nice forum :-)

WX
02-09-2007, 10:55 PM
Well, that certainly distracted me for a while :D

jack grebe
02-09-2007, 10:58 PM
Well, that certainly distracted me for a while :D
probably didn't even notice they was glass boats:eek: :D

WX
02-09-2007, 11:24 PM
What boats? :D