View Full Version : Jesus is watchin you... joke!!!

Wild Dingo
02-01-2007, 08:10 AM
From an email from my sis tonight...

Jesus Is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked
up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied
voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off
and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big
score, then clicked the light back on and began searching
for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus
is watching you." Totally rattled, he shone his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying
to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you
are, anyway?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people
would name a parrot 'Moses'?"

The bird promptly answered, "The same kind of people who
would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"

05-25-2007, 05:21 AM
laugh if you want, but have you ever tried nailing a rottweiler to a cross?