View Full Version : Funny License Plates ...

01-31-2007, 08:59 PM
I'll get it started:






Btt-fcker (for real ... although taken away a few years back ... saw it on the news)

And, HONESTLY ... on my first car (1985 Mustang GT) the state provided license plate was LAY-012 ... When folks would ask, I always said it outdated! ;)

jack grebe
01-31-2007, 09:19 PM
I saw one in Virginia one time....6ULDV8:rolleyes:

01-31-2007, 09:46 PM
NICE, Jack.

THAT is scary!

01-31-2007, 11:14 PM
Saw one in Toronto a few years back that had me mystified for a while - a semi-sleazy young guy driving a big ol' Chevvy with plush interior, smoked rear glass, little pillows on the rear seat back, etc., and had a plate that read, "WOMEN". After a few minutes it struck me that if you read the whole plate, it read, "Ontario women, yours to discover".

In a parking lot in Halifax, two identical Mercedes parked side-by-side; one plate read "HERS", the other "MINE".

On a Lamboughini Countach in Ottawa; "2FST4U"

02-01-2007, 05:41 AM
I saw one here in N.J. once that read 3COPMOM. Do you think she gets pulled over for speeding too often?

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
02-01-2007, 05:49 AM
By Tower Bridge, on a V12 Daimler "1 CYL".
On a sweet little Mazda - "505EXY" spaced to read "SO SEXY".

02-01-2007, 08:19 AM
On a friends truck, registered as a farm vehicle: EIEIO


02-01-2007, 08:21 AM
On a Jaguar in Providence R.I. LX IX
Curiously enough....On a Jaguar in CT. LX IX
I always wondered whether it was the same guy moved from one state to the other...

Paul Pless
02-01-2007, 08:30 AM
On a Testarossa: IFLYLOW

02-01-2007, 09:00 AM
My old T bird, 1966.....1COR924

Paul Pless
02-01-2007, 09:08 AM
Chuck, that's funny, I might have to borrow that one...:D

02-01-2007, 09:17 AM
VERY few people get it.......:D

Paul Pless
02-01-2007, 10:00 AM
I live in the bible belt.

02-01-2007, 10:24 AM
Very cerebral, Chuck!

Clever, clever, clever!


S.V. Airlie
02-01-2007, 10:28 AM
on the lic. of an XKE... CYALTR

02-01-2007, 10:32 AM
On my Honda Shadow motorcycle: SUTHANR

Cuyahoga Chuck
02-01-2007, 10:59 AM
The Ohio Division of Motor Vehicles has a committee of censors that review every special license plate. If they can't figure it out or you can't, logically, explain it you don't get it.

Brent Cummings
02-01-2007, 12:37 PM
Not mine but it fits my profile.


Another One
02-01-2007, 01:01 PM
A friend was going to a soup exchange and saw: NSOUP4U

And a car in downtown Milwaukee was flying several rainbow stickers, and a license plate: URANUS

02-01-2007, 01:04 PM
This may be apochrophyl (sp?) but license on a corvette driven by young woman, WASHIS.

Capt'n Widda
02-01-2007, 03:12 PM
OK, you got me going. Now sit back and hear my story...;)
As many of you know I compete in K9 Performance Events: Agility, Obedience, Earthdog, Tracking, etc with my Norfolk Terriers. Ken has accused me of "going to the dogs" I'm so addicted. :D In competing we try for a qualifing score known as a "Q". So I decided to get me a Vanity Plate that was related to my addiction.

No problem when I got it, but about a month after I renewed the plate (a year later) I got a very strange note from the State of NH MV. :( I had to IMMEDIATELY take the plates off my car and return them to my town office. They were being recalled. Now I called the State of NH MV to ask why.:confused: It took them a 1/2 hour of beating around the bush to explain why they were being recalled after I had had them a year plus.:o I was too naive to understand.

Next step was I called my town office to explain the situation and said I was coming in to replace the plates. The town clerk was also confused. It took me a bit to explain when I got there why the State considered my plates pornographic (the States word for them). We all had a good laugh and changed the plates. :o

Now I did change them to Q+Q, but Ken and I got questioned even on them when we came back into the States from Toronto at Christmas!:eek: They wanted to know what those letters meant!

So I changed them again - my plates now read:"G-Day"

Oh the original Plates that started this?:rolleyes:
GO4QS (Meant to read Go for Qs)

02-01-2007, 03:19 PM
THAT is a great story, Shirl!!


02-01-2007, 03:44 PM
My dad use to be a taxi driver in Chicago, he is also of Bohemian desent. I got a plate for his car, a checker. The tag read

I saw on a honda prelude NG MINOR

My parents saw, years ago in LA, IV Q 2, and on a sports car
10Q DAD.

Capt'n Widda
02-01-2007, 09:00 PM
Thanks Brad,
I just couldn't "think outside the box", but then neither could my town clerk!;)

02-01-2007, 09:27 PM
That reminds me of my old high school chemistry teacher ... silver mustang ... license: hio-ag


02-01-2007, 10:46 PM
A friend of mine had 2HIP2BU on his old pickup. Cops kept stopping him, so he finally had to give it up.

Captain Pre-Capsize
02-01-2007, 10:51 PM
Saw a '66 Mustang with plates: GDE UP

Saw a snazzy Porsche: NVR NF

Dave Lesser
02-02-2007, 01:37 AM
Seen on a Thunderbird: FNFNFN

And on a Corvette: HIOCIFER

02-02-2007, 07:26 AM
My wifr has'BTHNKFL' on the back of her minivan. I have 'CAPNPL8'. Iwas SO very proud of that, since it can be read two ways (simple things for simple minds).:D

02-02-2007, 08:14 AM
Plate on my 67 P/U was "NOBEER" Didn't fool anyone......

Tom W.
02-02-2007, 08:21 AM
I am asked what mine stands for, IIABIAG. "If It Ain't Boeing I Ain't Going".

Rick Starr
02-02-2007, 09:56 AM
No X Qq

02-02-2007, 10:00 AM
On a former senators car in D.C......AuH20

02-02-2007, 10:13 AM
I saw a big SUV driving around in Lake Forest with the plate: MILF

Rick Starr
02-02-2007, 12:10 PM
My dad had VSOP for a while.

02-02-2007, 12:17 PM
Michigan M custom plate with OTHER.

02-05-2007, 12:39 PM
Tons of curious license plates...



02-05-2007, 03:32 PM
This came to me via email today.

02-05-2007, 03:40 PM
I knew a woman in college who drove a bright red Honda Prelude with Kansas plates TOTO and a bumper sticker that said "Auntie Em, I hate you. I hate Kansas. Leaving. Taking the dog. - Dorothy"


David Tabor (sailordave)
06-18-2007, 09:30 PM
Guy I work w/ has BIGSEXY for his tags... He's about 6'4/300+ and Black. Very intimidating but he's a sweetheart of a guy. Always gets mistaken for a Redskin player...

I used to have UNABLE

Have thought about getting 5MI1KFT

And the first person to figure THAT out AND explain it... will get the genuine, authentic replica kewpie doll!

Vince Brennan
06-18-2007, 10:19 PM
My old T bird, 1966.....1COR924

Kinda a "racy" comment, that... and (appropriately) on a T-Bird...

David Tabor (sailordave)
06-19-2007, 06:54 AM
Kinda a "racy" comment, that... and (appropriately) on a T-Bird...

Bible is full of stuff that isn't staid or stuffy!

Forgot the title, but I once read a book that "interpreted" SONG OF SOLOMON.

Had I only known this stuff when I was a teen!:eek:

S/V Laura Ellen
06-19-2007, 07:07 AM
This came to me via email today.

Was his, it probably now belongs to the ex-wifes lawyer.

james burt
06-19-2007, 08:41 AM

06-19-2007, 08:55 AM
My buddy's H2 has CZECH-M8

Nicholas Carey
06-19-2007, 01:21 PM
Seen a long time ago, on a red TR-6 driven by a teenage girl


Bob Roncace
06-19-2007, 01:38 PM
On my car: BAYESYN

Hints: 1) no, it's not drug related
2) in VA you can only have 7 letters
3) I did a lot of hairy statistics in grad school

06-19-2007, 02:24 PM
ok, Bob, Bayesian, but why?

Katey (a reluctant probabilist)

Bob Roncace
06-19-2007, 02:53 PM
ok, Bob, Bayesian, but why?

Katey (a reluctant probabilist)

Bayesian as opposed to Frequentist... the adversarial poles of modern statistics. I wanted something to remind me of my struggles to learn, and was sufficiently obscure that only others who had suffered through similar struggles were likely to get it.:D

It also describes much of my approach to life. A frequentist would say: we need a whole pot full of data before we can make any useful inferences about this problem.

A Bayesian would say: I can't know a'priori everything about this new problem. But I can make some pretty good guesses based on my similar experiences, enough to get started, and add to my knowledge as I go.