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Nanoose
01-18-2007, 10:22 PM
Why is it impossible to solve a redneck murder?

boylesboats
01-18-2007, 10:26 PM
Why is it impossible to solve a redneck murder?

:eek: Beat Me :eek:

boylesboats
01-18-2007, 10:33 PM
:confused: I don't know:confused: :confused:

Maybe I'll ask Jeff Foxworthy...:D .... Because I might be a "Redneck"

Paul Pless
01-18-2007, 10:36 PM
Is it because we rednecks all have the same DNA (whatever that is) and there are no dental records. hahahaha:mad: ;)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

geeman
01-18-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm sure my dentist,which btw has a file of my teeth,and has made many "adjustments" and repairs would beg to differ about redneck dental records.He has a lot of my hard earned money to prove it,,,,,,,,,

boylesboats
01-18-2007, 11:56 PM
Is it because we rednecks all have the same DNA (whatever that is) and there are no dental records. hahahaha:mad: ;)

:D :D :D :D :D :D
He he he he he :D

boylesboats
01-18-2007, 11:57 PM
I'm sure my dentist,which btw has a file of my teeth,and has made many "adjustments" and repairs would beg to differ about redneck dental records.He has a lot of my hard earned money to prove it,,,,,,,,,
I only have two teeth left, guess which are they? :)

Nanoose
01-19-2007, 01:41 AM
Is it because we rednecks all have the same DNA (whatever that is) and there are no dental records. hahahaha:mad: ;)

:D :D :D :D :D :D


YUP! Paul gets the prize! :)

Ian McColgin
01-19-2007, 12:28 PM
How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?

Had it been invented anywhere else, it would be called the teethbrush.

huisjen
01-19-2007, 12:40 PM
Let us not judge people by the color of their neck, but by the contents of their refrigerators...

Dan

huisjen
01-19-2007, 01:00 PM
Yeah, that works too.

Dan

Milo Christensen
01-19-2007, 01:05 PM
Y'all might jess be a redneck if'n y'all ever emailed a pixsure of y'alls nekked butt to Oztraileea.

boylesboats
01-19-2007, 01:58 PM
Nanoose,

How do we solve redneck murder anyway? ... Please tell us what this is all about...

John of Phoenix
01-19-2007, 02:20 PM
Y'all might jess be a redneck if'n y'all ever emailed a pixsure of y'alls nekked butt to Oztraileea.
So are you in? :D

Milo Christensen
01-19-2007, 02:26 PM
So are you in? :D

When I took classes in ethology, we were always warned to be very careful about the behaviours we rewarded.

John of Phoenix
01-19-2007, 02:34 PM
Good point. :D

Ethology? I thought your field was statistics.

Tealsmith
01-19-2007, 03:21 PM
Anybody know the most popular hillbilly pickup line?




"That sure is a purty tooth you got."

PatCox
01-19-2007, 03:54 PM
What are a redneck's last words?

huisjen
01-19-2007, 03:58 PM
"Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

PatCox
01-19-2007, 03:59 PM
Yup.

boylesboats
01-19-2007, 09:05 PM
And don't remember crap later..:D ..

Michael s/v Sannyasin
01-19-2007, 09:15 PM
I like the one...

How do you know if you're a redneck?

Your porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.

Paul Pless
01-19-2007, 09:35 PM
redneck car alarm...

http://www.pcauto.com.cn/community/humor/pic/0607/pic/redneck-car-alarm.jpg

Nanoose
01-19-2007, 09:42 PM
OK...now you've got me laughing out loud!

Paul Pless
01-19-2007, 10:04 PM
redneck bassboat

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/dickprice/RedneckBassBoat.jpg

Paul Pless
01-19-2007, 10:06 PM
redneck houseboat...

http://oldstersview.wordpress.com/files/2006/07/redneck_houseboat.jpg

Paul Pless
01-19-2007, 10:08 PM
redneck jonboat
http://www.wetasschronicles.com/archives/images/TableBoat.jpg

Nanoose
01-19-2007, 10:17 PM
Well, them thar rednecks are real creative, now ain't they?

Nanoose
01-19-2007, 10:18 PM
redneck bassboat

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/dickprice/RedneckBassBoat.jpg

ok...and rednecks probably don't believe in PFD's, do they?... Didn't think so.

Nanoose
01-19-2007, 10:18 PM
Upon reflection, are we SURE we want to meet in Mystic, Paul :eek: :)

The Bigfella
01-20-2007, 03:05 AM
Nein! Nein! Nein! Rather let us judge them by what is stacked up on their front porch.

Umm - that'd be my pile of Teak and a bit of Aussie Red Cedar. To starboard of the house is a big stack of Caledonian Oak and some marine ply, to port is the Kauri and Queensland Maple and on the aft deck there's another stack of Queensland Maple.

PeterSibley
01-20-2007, 03:55 AM
You definitely need a shed ;)...preferably a big one !