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Mrleft8
12-17-2006, 10:42 PM
One of us must be sacrificed, so that the rest may live and prosper. Whom shall it be?
I would like to be the first to suggest another friend/member/antagonist...... But I don't think that's proper. I shall put myself upon the altar to be given to the gods should you all so decree..... (But I'd be much happier if you all picked someone else!)
SOMEONE MUST GO!!!!!!!!
(Thunder sound)

Kaa
12-17-2006, 10:43 PM
Don't you need a virgin for a proper sacrifice?

Kaa

elf
12-17-2006, 10:43 PM
Why? Who told you that?

Mrleft8
12-17-2006, 10:43 PM
Are you a virgin?

Hughman
12-17-2006, 10:55 PM
<slap!>

Katherine
12-17-2006, 11:01 PM
<slap!>Once again for good measure.

Memphis Mike
12-17-2006, 11:09 PM
I agree. Lefty must go.

LeeG
12-17-2006, 11:20 PM
who should choreograph it?

Mel Gibson is over the top, how about National Geographic?

Ian Marchuk
12-17-2006, 11:26 PM
Only one?????

glenallen
12-17-2006, 11:28 PM
(But I'd be much happier if you all picked someone else!)

Duh, I should think so! This is death we're talking about, right?
Since it's your decree that someone has to go, it's gotta be you. Sorry!
I almost voted for Erasmus B Dragon but I think that might REALLY piss the gods off more than appease them.

Meerkat
12-17-2006, 11:46 PM
I'd suggest Ish, but he'd probably want to be cannonized and have a feast day and all that jazz. ;)

skuthorp
12-17-2006, 11:57 PM
Only if it makes it rain. Well, down here anyhow, and as for virgins..............????

Peter Kalshoven
12-18-2006, 12:00 AM
Virgins!?! Virgins?!?! We don't have no stinkin' Virgins!

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
12-18-2006, 03:44 AM
This is virgin on the ridiculous.

John B
12-18-2006, 04:42 AM
What about a sturgeon. Getting one of them might be do able. Failing that, a flounder perhaps, or a nice carp.
a fish sacrifice.
done on the barbie.

Wild Dingo
12-18-2006, 04:56 AM
Sigh... since no ones stuck their hands up..



sigh...



sigh




Yeah okay you can sacrifice


me :(


Its okay Im sorta not into pain an sufferin I cant take it so make it quick an painless.... but mates be aware that if I am sacrificed to the betterment of the WBF brethren an sisterhood... I had better have a damned good send off!!.. and just like any other sacrifice I expect to be treated to lavish over indulgence of my every whim

sorta fattenin the sacrificial lamb type thing ;)


So whens the party start? You got the hungi on John?


oooh I forgot to add



It is of course


YOUR SHOUT!!! :cool: :D

Milo Christensen
12-18-2006, 06:31 AM
I volunteer to be exiled to the Virgin Islands. Perhaps I could get a ticket on Virgin Airlines?

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 07:23 AM
Milo. Based on the previous references, posts and comment, you maybe the only one on the islands. LOL

Milo Christensen
12-18-2006, 07:32 AM
...you maybe the only one on the islands. LOL

If so, then would it be a virgin paradise?

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 08:47 AM
I don't think Virgin Airways flies to the Virgin Islands....

JimD
12-18-2006, 08:50 AM
And is 'British Virgin Islands' a contradiction in terms?

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 08:53 AM
And is 'British Virgin Islands' a contradiction in terms?
No more than U.S. Virgin Islands...
I don't think that out vict....er....Sacrificee needs to be a virgin......

John B
12-18-2006, 09:46 AM
in that case....pick me.

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 10:20 AM
in that case....pick me. OK..... Hop on up onto the big stone altar..... Who has that nasty sharp Ghurka knife thingy...?

TomF
12-18-2006, 10:21 AM
OK..... Hop on up onto the big stone altar..... Who has that nasty sharp Ghurka knife thingy...?Oooh. That would be me ... :D

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 10:24 AM
Hey.. I gotta real blade.. comes with a fork and knife. Boy the Scots were logical... Ya go to dinner armed if necessary. If ya don't need the big 18" one, ya can sit down to dinner and use the other items.
And if anyone says Scots are stupid.. I'll show them a bit of dirk.

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 10:24 AM
Oooh. That would be me ... :D
.....So.....How do we do this? Do we rip John B's still beating heart out of his chest, and offer it to the gods? Or do we simply lop off his head and watch it roll off the edge of the altar and bounce a few times before coming to rest at the foot of a largish Oak tree?

Popeye
12-18-2006, 10:27 AM
sacrificing male virgins again are we

ok , but just this once

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 10:29 AM
sacrificing male virgins

Ya mean, ya want to kill the last one? LOL.

geeman
12-18-2006, 10:31 AM
YA gotta find one 1st. Its like finding a 19 year old female virgin, I know their out there just havent met one in years,,,,,,,,

TomF
12-18-2006, 10:36 AM
Well, the knife's got its great reviews primarily for head lopping, though I s'pose it could do chest surgery in a pinch.

Didn't someone near Bob Smalser have a couple of huge oak trees blow down? Maybe we could use a grown knee as a chopping block ...

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 10:36 AM
Doesn't the Endangered Species Act play a role here?

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
12-18-2006, 10:48 AM
If you've read "Marmion"..

Immure him.


Yet well the luckless wretch might shriek,
Well might her paleness terror speak!
For there were seen in that dark wall,
Two niches, narrow, deep, and tall;--
Who enters at such grisly door,
Shall ne'er, I ween, find exit more.
In each a slender meal was laid,
Of roots, of water, and of bread:
By each, in Benedictine dress,
Two haggard monks stood motionless;
Who, holding high a blazing torch,
Show'd the grim entrance of the porch:
Reflecting back the smoky beam,
The dark-red walls and arches gleam.
Hewn stones and cement were display'd,
And building tools in order laid.

Katherine
12-18-2006, 10:50 AM
A bunch of cranky old men looking for a virgin is the best laugh I've had this morning. :D

geeman
12-18-2006, 10:50 AM
I aint cranky,,,,,,,,,,,

geeman
12-18-2006, 10:51 AM
Uh wife says I am too,,,,,,,,,,,

TomF
12-18-2006, 10:51 AM
I ain't that old.

geeman
12-18-2006, 10:52 AM
IS Christmas over yet???????

geeman
12-18-2006, 10:54 AM
Wife's sitting by me on her computer so I ask her for a virgin for Xmass under our tree.
She said she dont know any either so I"m out of luck she says.
Besides she says it would run my medical costs up so much,,,,,,,,,

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 10:55 AM
Katherine. Are ya saying this because they don't exist... ? LOL.
Now cranky I'm not.. old. Well, won't go there.
Wishing for things, I do all the time but never expect much. And get what I expect.

Heck, at my age, if I run into a virgin, I automatically think, what's wrong with her? Must be under 12.

Ouch...

Wild Dingo
12-18-2006, 10:56 AM
An I aint old... damned young whipperfrigginsnapper! you'll get yours girlie! :p

AN!! I aint lookin for no flamin virgin neither! :mad: ...she would slaughter me an sacrifice me gonads to the gawds of marriage if I even tried :eek:

I say we accept the scurvy dawg from neew zeelund! Orf wif is ead me artys! orf wif is ead!... man!! Just imagine soon we'll be havin long pig hungi whahoooooooo!! :D

geeman
12-18-2006, 10:58 AM
I met a virgin once,back in 1965.So she said.Turned out she wasnt.

Cec
12-18-2006, 11:04 AM
You can use me for the sacrifice... I'm relatively new here and I'm building a boat with a plywood hull ... that should appease any ticked off gods of wooden boats

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 11:07 AM
At least we ain't sacrificing a wooden boat here.

Wild Dingo
12-18-2006, 11:12 AM
aahh but Jamie... what of Waione? :eek: If we sacrifice young Johnno what will become of that fine wench of the seas?... oooh right hes willed her to me!! WHAHOOOO!! :cool: cheers Johnno mate thanks for everything... now whens the hungi come on yous mob I gots me a fine boat to go to NZ to pick up an sail home :D

Milo Christensen
12-18-2006, 11:29 AM
Don't they do some kind of operation to restore the ummm, you know in Japan?

Charlie Santi
12-18-2006, 11:43 AM
What do we do if three days later the tomb is empty and he has been resurructed?

paladin
12-18-2006, 12:05 PM
Try, try, again....

Katherine
12-18-2006, 12:12 PM
Since we're in to sacrifice around here, can I demand some one's head on a silver platter?:D

paladin
12-18-2006, 12:13 PM
Naw...that went out with Johnny the B.:D

John B
12-18-2006, 12:14 PM
Oi, we dropped the whole voigin thing didn't we.

and when I volunteered to sacrifice meself for the greater good I was thinking more 'leaving and going on holiday for a few weeks' than 'large 'orrible knife wielded by a slightly deranged person'.
contract. I wanna see a contract . A WRITTEN ONE. Not one of them Nunzio ones.

Katherine
12-18-2006, 12:19 PM
Oi, we dropped the whole voigin thing didn't we.
Couldn't find one huh? :D

Besides, contracts always have loopholes.

Milo Christensen
12-18-2006, 12:22 PM
What do we do if three days later the tomb is empty and he has been resurructed?

Make plans to get posession of his boat on the 41st day?

Joe Dupere
12-18-2006, 12:32 PM
Since we're in to sacrifice around here, can I demand some one's head on a silver platter?:D

I think the head on a silver platter was a reward for performing a provocative dance.

So, iffen you want a head on a plate, you'd best start dancin!! :D

Joe, FPoP

Memphis Mike
12-18-2006, 12:40 PM
I still say that if anybody goes....it's Lefty. That no good scoundrel has been hittin on my wife.:mad:

Milo Christensen
12-18-2006, 12:40 PM
Purple-teddy-pole-dance on youtube. Should be sufficient to appease the dogs and prevent the need for a sacrifice.

Katherine
12-18-2006, 12:47 PM
Purple-teddy-pole-dance on youtube. Should be sufficient to appease the dogs and prevent the need for a sacrifice.Sorry. I'm just not feeling motivated. I never got that back rub.:D

Let's just hang Lefty from the nearest yardarm and be done with it.

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 01:07 PM
You will return but ya may be broke. Now what ya should do is take her on one of your shopping sprees.. Say to a boatyard.

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 02:35 PM
....Hold on a second here...... ME?! Ya cannah sacrifice me! Who would spin month long threads about misadventures in the Caribbean? And JUST to set the record straight..... It's not so much me "hitting on" Sue, as it is a mutual admiration society we have formed....:D

Figment
12-18-2006, 03:19 PM
Haven't you left for puerto rico yet?

;)

S.V. Airlie
12-18-2006, 03:22 PM
Naw.. ain't leaving until the 22nd. We still have time to build an alter.....crucify him, etc.
And of course, this leaves an extra ticket.. I get first dibs. I will go anywhere with Carter.. even Webster. LOL.. Of course Webster is taying at home.. umm, no fun. but the meat market has a few goodies. Tarzan goes to the neigbors though...
Ya take what ya can get.

huisjen
12-18-2006, 04:38 PM
I had orange juice without vodka with my lunch. I sacrificed it to my thirst.

Dan

Peter Malcolm Jardine
12-18-2006, 06:09 PM
I still say that if anybody goes....it's Lefty. That no good scoundrel has been hittin on my wife.:mad:


He's only human:D

Peter Malcolm Jardine
12-18-2006, 06:14 PM
http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/albums/userpics/10001/babybel_cheese1.jpg


We need to have these at the feast afterwards.......because this is the time of year we celebrate the baby cheeses.

Sea Frog
12-18-2006, 06:21 PM
Well, Xmas was so different when I was a child. Aztec influence, perhaps.

Milo Christensen
12-18-2006, 06:36 PM
...because this is the time of year we celebrate the baby cheeses.

Well, with that, I vote we sacrifice this PMJ guy, brutally and unmercifully. I can be across the border with my viking berserker double bladed axe in two hours, shall we gather at the river?

Peter Malcolm Jardine
12-18-2006, 06:40 PM
Lets all gather at the river... the beautiful beautiful river.

paladin
12-18-2006, 06:41 PM
Hey shorty...ya got the pink mushrooms...:D

Meerkat
12-18-2006, 06:42 PM
....Hold on a second here...... ME?! Ya cannah sacrifice me! Who would spin month long threads about misadventures in the Caribbean? :DYeah, and who knows: there might be a bed tray in my future. ;)

Meerkat
12-18-2006, 06:43 PM
What do we do if three days later the tomb is empty and he has been resurructed?Silver stake through the heart. ;)

paladin
12-18-2006, 06:48 PM
I think that's an ash stake...Meerkitty.....:D

Meerkat
12-18-2006, 06:55 PM
Well, ash would be cheaper, but who's going to haul the sacreficial ash? ;)

Nanoose
12-18-2006, 06:56 PM
We need to have these at the feast afterwards.......because this is the time of year we celebrate the baby cheeses.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made my day, Peter :) Thank you!! :) :)

Wild Dingo
12-18-2006, 09:36 PM
Couldn't find one huh? :D

Katherine... you do know John lives in Kiwiland dont you? I mean comeon!! A virgin? :D:D

No seriously Ive gotta stop baitin the kiwis its just too easy ;) And they really are a great bunch over there (if we could just get them to stay there... more Kiwis in Aussie than in Kiwiland I reckon.. STOP IT SHANE!!! ;) )

AHEM I will hereby an forthwith pwomis to not bait tease or incite the Kiwis on the board :cool:

For a few seconds anyways! :D

BUT!! Did anyone else notice Johnno didnt murmur when I said he'd left Waione to me?? Did yer?? I mean that can only mean... gasp... shock... amazement... HE HAS??

WHENS THE RUDDY SACRIFICE!! and stop changin the damned sacrificial lamb! I mean Johnno volunteered Johnno wants to volunteer we can make it quick an painless like he wants we DONT have to make it as gentle as they did to Braveheart of course but we can make it easy for him!... I mean comeon hes a Kiwi they like it tuff hard and easy just the way they are ;) I know... 500 people on the mine and only one Aussie believe me I know :D well okay theres 2 of us... Im sure shes got Kiwi in her or maybe its cause shes been hangin out with them so long shes started sounding like one... heck!! that is something eh? I mean loosin yer accent without leavin the country! :eek:

BUT!! Come on we need to do this before he can get to change his flamin will... come on yous lot!! HUNGI at Johnnos hes the meal :D told yer it wouldnt last long :p

Edited for dum dum dum comment... sorry had a real bad blonde moment there... and Ive no more smilies left so... tsk tsk tsk slap for you young Shane

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 10:16 PM
"BABY CHEESES"?! ROTFLMAO! I'm gonna have to use THAT one! OK PMJ has immunity for 1 month!

John B
12-18-2006, 10:20 PM
Now listen here shaney boyo, Lefty was musing and going on all metaphorical when he was talking sacrifices.
He's talking about LEAVING and since I'm a mere 3 or 4 days away from LEAVING for a few weeks I thought I'd do the honourable thing and volunteer to be the one that LEFT.
Now its all " Lets strap Lefty to the bonnet of his antique jeep with no brakes and do something horrible involving the silence of the lambs and a nice chianti( edit) and some(sorry, The) baby cheeses"
Itsa outa control I'm telling ya.

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 10:24 PM
"Now listen here shaney boyo, Lefty was musing and going on all metaphorical when he was talking sacrifices."
No.....I really wasn't. I think we need to kill someone to make us pure again....

John B
12-18-2006, 10:25 PM
zat is not vat I expected to hear.

Mrleft8
12-18-2006, 10:29 PM
Wellll....... We can try to make it a family affair if you'd like......Clowns.....Pony rides for the kids...... Maybe a sing along just before the actual sacrifice.....Could prolly get the 2 remaining BeeGees to perform.....

Katherine
12-18-2006, 10:40 PM
I'll volunteer for the sacrifice only if I can get a good back rub first. Who knew Christmas decorations were that heavy?:rolleyes:

Kaa
12-18-2006, 10:44 PM
"Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. "

:D

Kaa

John B
12-19-2006, 12:13 AM
Its the whole Bee Gees thing with the blow dryer and " ah ah ahh, stayin' alive , stayin' alive"

does anyone else see the conflict here?

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 12:15 AM
I'll volunteer for the sacrifice only if I can get a good back rub first. Who knew Christmas decorations were that heavy?:rolleyes:


I've done a massage course - but my real specialty is foot massage - do much better on them than backs.

John B
12-19-2006, 12:21 AM
bigfella eh, now there's an idea.

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 12:34 AM
Watch it sheepchucka

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 12:38 AM
How the hell are you anyhow? Heading off for Chrissy eh?

John B
12-19-2006, 12:38 AM
Ha, pick on the little guy eh o very large din dins.

and
Yesh, yesh I am. Its all go and I seem to be in a fairly good mood for quite a long time for some reason.

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 12:53 AM
Don't complain about being in a good mood. It must mean that you haven't been near the Jag for a while. I bought myself a new engine for the M5 for Chrissy ... but it won't get here for at least a week - gotta come on the slow boat from Errol Flynn land.

Memphis Mike
12-19-2006, 01:03 AM
I'll volunteer for the sacrifice only if I can get a good back rub first. Who knew Christmas decorations were that heavy?:rolleyes:

I'm ready and waiting, Kate. I'm in the doghouse so I might as well make it a good visit.

John B
12-19-2006, 02:43 AM
weel you know what you have to do MM.Its out with the frilly shirt and a bit of the old TJ for you, all will be sweet.

wasn't Errol an Aussie?
Whole new mo' or eh. Bummer.
Nah the ole jag is sweet ATM. Your yumminess took it to school to impress the students and her woikmates today. lo, it returned in one piece.

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 03:17 AM
wasn't Errol an Aussie?

Sort of - he was from Tassie.


Whole new mo' or eh. Bummer.

Possibly not needed, but there aren't a lot of good spares floating around and I got on to an engine that was replaced at 45,000 kilometres due to an issue with a woodruff key on the timing chain drive - the engine had a knock in it - no nasty valve clashes or anything. I'll probably rebuild both engines. Mine had a 9 thou warp in the head and 4 thou in the block. I also found one that was being built up as a boat race engine - built to do over 8,000 rpm and punch about 400hp, but methinks the reliability may suffer with that one - its a bit too far beyond 100 hp / litre for my liking.

I'm thinking I might ditch the last two Mercs, sell the Jensen and buy a Six series Beemer (the old one from the 80's) and drop the spare M5 engine in.

John B
12-19-2006, 03:39 AM
So, in a way ,you'd be sacrificing the mercs and the contraceptor for the greater good.

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 05:29 AM
The M5 is just so much more fun than the Mercs - and its also a bit embarassing having those damn V8s around these days

John B
12-19-2006, 12:35 PM
I'm devastated about it meself. Much better to get a 6 that uses more fuel eh.

Listen buddy, I'll kill the thread, not you OK.

Mrleft8
12-19-2006, 04:29 PM
Excuse me..... Is this the "I have motor issues" thread? No... It's the "we NEED to sacrifice someone" thread!
Apparently Mssr. Bell has backed out.... I'm no good....Thick blood and all....Wouldn't squirt appropriately..... Joe's been proven pretty much immune to death.... There are no obvious virgins...... And we can't really FORCE someone to do it...... So.... A little incentive is perhaps in order..... For whomever agrees to be sacrificed.... A prize.....Of some sort.....

Paul Pless
12-19-2006, 04:32 PM
So is this sacrificial member to go out with a bang first. You know a classic bilge meltdown... or perhaps that person should post a bunch of pictures that are innappropriate for 12 year olds first...

TomF
12-19-2006, 04:34 PM
Cripes Lefty. 72 virgins seems to be the going rate. But if we can't find one ... dunno what prize might be sufficient.

Mrleft8
12-19-2006, 05:21 PM
I was thinking a few pints of really good homebrew and 10 minutes in a locked closet with the forumite of their choice.....

Katherine
12-19-2006, 05:41 PM
Hey, I volunteered, but damn it all, I want that back rub first!:mad: :D

The Bigfella
12-19-2006, 05:44 PM
Well ......... I offered!

Mrleft8
12-19-2006, 09:27 PM
Seems we may be geographically challenged on this..... Katherineneeds her backside rubbed before dying.... The "Big fellah" offered to honor her offer..... This is going nowhere

Katherine
12-19-2006, 09:29 PM
Katherineneeds her backside rubbed before dying.... The "Big fellah" offered to honor her offer..... This is going nowhereGood lord, it is a slow night. :rolleyes:

JCSOH, If you're reading this can you report in on how the new business venture is going? Lefty's trying to pimp me out and needs to be distracted.

paladin
12-20-2006, 06:32 AM
this could go on for pages....
Miss Kitty wants a backrub...with honor...
Bigfella wants to honor her offer.....honor...offer.....honor....offer....hono r...offer......:D

S.V. Airlie
12-20-2006, 06:35 AM
JCSOH, If you're reading this can you report in on how the new business venture is going? Lefty's trying to pimp me out and needs to be distracted. (Katherine)

Awh heck, I could just bring up Airlie. That might distreact Doug. Yup, know what he thinks of my buying her. LOL

Tar Devil
12-20-2006, 06:53 AM
Might as well be me... I'm back to invisible again.

Phillip Allen
12-20-2006, 06:54 AM
'd anyone hear something...I thought I heard something...don't see anything though...oh well...

Mrleft8
12-20-2006, 08:52 AM
Can't kill what ya can't see..... At least ya can't be SURE it's dead....

huisjen
12-20-2006, 08:52 AM
I believe we have a winner!

http://www.woodenboatvb.com/vbulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=59369

Dan

huisjen
12-20-2006, 08:56 AM
And the deed is done by high priest Scot. One dead spammer-salesman now lies in bits and pieces on the alter.

Dan

S.V. Airlie
12-20-2006, 08:58 AM
Three posts must be some kinda record of another sort. And one day on the forum must be a record as well. LOL

geeman
12-20-2006, 08:58 AM
Yessssssssssssssss!

Mrleft8
12-20-2006, 09:02 AM
Nah.... That wasn't a forumite..... That was a parasite....

Milo Christensen
12-20-2006, 09:36 AM
Nah.... That wasn't a forumite..... That was a parasite....

Yesh, pesht control.

Back to selecting the sacrificial forumite.

Mrleft8
12-20-2006, 03:23 PM
OK..... The next forumite to admit shopping at Wal*Mart between now and January 1, 2007 will be the sacrificee! (Ish doesn't count. he posted before I made this decree...) This is written in stone, mounted on the wall of the temple mount in Blue Hill or Deer Isle, or where ever..... This is the word!...... We do still need to come up with a manner of sacrfice however...... I'm leaning towards either death by tickling, or death by over eating/drinking good food/beer....

TomF
12-20-2006, 03:30 PM
I just got a Christmas present in the mail ... from a fellow Khukuri lover. This one is bigger than what I already have, with more weight forward to maximize its power as a tree chopper; too heavy to be a martial arts thing.

But weighing in at about 2 pounds, with a 13" blade, it's got more than enough authority to dispatch the forumite of your choice as quick as asking, so long as they didn't move while the ponderous weight was whistling towards the target.

So who's it to be? Who's for it?

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
12-20-2006, 04:00 PM
Nowhere in the rules does it say that the exhalted is to chopped into smaller pieces.

Perhaps he (or to be fair she) might just be condemned to wander the trackless wilderness that was once known as Usenet for a year and a day...

Or be compelled to reply to every SamF post for a week.

TomF
12-20-2006, 04:33 PM
the horror, the horror...

Mrleft8
12-20-2006, 09:34 PM
It appears that Geeman has shopped at Swill*Mart.....er.... Wal*Mart..... and therefore has admitted to all his utter something or other.... to the world. He shall be sacrificed at dawn on...... A day yet to be determined, in a fashion......Um....Not yet prescribed..... (We really need to tighten this thing up a bit.....)

paladin
12-21-2006, 06:51 AM
Off with his head! Off with his head!

S.V. Airlie
12-21-2006, 07:14 AM
Well, I have not shopped at WalMart, but I did spend the night at a Holiday Express.

Phillip Allen
12-21-2006, 07:39 AM
OK..... The next forumite to admit shopping at Wal*Mart between now and January 1, 2007 will be the sacrificee! (Ish doesn't count. he posted before I made this decree...) This is written in stone, mounted on the wall of the temple mount in Blue Hill or Deer Isle, or where ever..... This is the word!...... We do still need to come up with a manner of sacrfice however...... I'm leaning towards either death by tickling, or death by over eating/drinking good food/beer....

I'm on my to Wal-Mart now...catch me if you can, sawdust breath

John of Phoenix
12-21-2006, 06:01 PM
Here's a thought.




Blowing mutinous sepoys from the guns.

http://images.nypl.org/?id=814306&t=w

Meerkat
12-21-2006, 06:06 PM
OK..... The next forumite to admit shopping at Wal*Mart between now and January 1, 2007 will be the sacrificee! (Ish doesn't count. he posted before I made this decree...) This is written in stone, mounted on the wall of the temple mount in Blue Hill or Deer Isle, or where ever..... This is the word!...... We do still need to come up with a manner of sacrfice however...... I'm leaning towards either death by tickling, or death by over eating/drinking good food/beer....Stuff 'em with bacon! ;) :D