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Chris Coose
12-16-2006, 05:15 PM
http://www.ecobumperstickers.com/

Very clever guy.

eleseus
12-16-2006, 05:32 PM
"Satan Is Building A Whole New Level of Hell for The Bush Crime Family" ?

That's pretty clever only if he is 100% retarded, which, based on some of the others, I would say is a good bet. Seig Heil Kos Kidz!

Chris Coose
12-16-2006, 05:41 PM
http://www.ecobumperstickers.com/EBS%20EVOLUTION-sm.jpg

http://www.ecobumperstickers.com/EBS%20GOT%20TORTURE-sm.jpg


One for every member of the family.
Great stocking stuffers.

Chris Coose
12-16-2006, 06:28 PM
I missed that one eleseus.

It is interesting, all the one's I saw came from some sarcasm and slight of pen. This one sticks out as uniquely fact based and turns out not so funny as the rest. Interesting how that works. Isn't it?

I'll let Kal know you probably won't be buying that one.

rbgarr
12-16-2006, 07:02 PM
I got the following bumper stickers for my kids for Christmas:

For my oldest daughter, the serious animal lover: 'A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying.'

For second daughter, the goofy one: "Do Not Taunt The Happy Fun Ball!'

For Star Wars fanatic son: 'Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.'

Concordia...41
12-16-2006, 08:32 PM
One I saw today and hope to find for my own vehicle:

"I'm not shy. I'm studying my prey." :D :D :D

rbgarr
12-16-2006, 11:25 PM
Ooh, I like that one, Margo. It would be perfect for my wife, so if you find one somewhere would you let me know how to get one? She's asked me to find the one that says "My other car is a broom" but I like yours better.

Wild Dingo
12-16-2006, 11:40 PM
Got one for the eldest

"From angel to bitch in 2.4 seconds"
"Bitch an lovin it"

For the next

"madness is a state of mind I live in"
"Do you like your car?
Im blonde
BACK OFF"

(This was given to her after a particularily hairy drive through Kal one day... sober!! and now I understand the blonde jokes!! :eek: :D )

For the third

"BACK THE HELL OFF
I may be little I may be short
But no one messes with the flea!"

For the son

"Blast your horn if your female young good lookin have tits an wanna bit in a hurry"

Also got him

"It took God a week to create Ford... the rest are the afterbirth"

Me?

"Backyard legend!"

"Courtesty pays
If you dont like it
(followed by the finger)"

"Get in
Belt up
Shut up
And
HANG ON"

Jo simply has one that says

"BACK OFF" but no one notices cause shes so bloody tiny and drives a tiny proton thingy... real tuff eh? :D

Bruce Hooke
12-17-2006, 12:30 AM
Your friend has some good ones Chris.

The bumper sticker I've got on my car right now is more art oriented and less political...

"Incite Art. Create Community."

Stiletto
12-17-2006, 02:23 AM
My mother has one that says Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.

S.V. Airlie
12-17-2006, 07:57 AM
I'm waiting for the one that reads.

Don't hit me! I make a good living winning law suits.

I think I would put that one on the red Jag XKE

paladin
12-17-2006, 08:10 AM
On my 4 wheeler...."Insured by Smith and Wesson"....

S.V. Airlie
12-17-2006, 08:18 AM
Don't hit me right now, I'm too busy talking on my cell phone.

Phillip Allen
12-17-2006, 08:20 AM
how about "Stop reading this and pay attention to your driving, you MORON!"

S.V. Airlie
12-17-2006, 08:21 AM
Phillip.. the guy would probably shoot ya for calling him a moron.

Phillip Allen
12-17-2006, 08:23 AM
if he buys the stickers depicted above, he won't have a gun but he may send the "authorities" to do his dirty work.

Old Sailor
12-17-2006, 08:24 AM
"I may be a bitch
but I'm the pick of the litter"
Old Sailor

botebum
12-17-2006, 08:39 AM
I saw this on a real beater of a car-
"This Is My Other Car"

Doug

Dryer lint
12-17-2006, 09:12 AM
My other car is

a piece of sh-t too.:D

S.V. Airlie
12-17-2006, 09:15 AM
I'm only behind the wheel of this wreck
Because I'm a lousy driver!

S.V. Airlie
12-17-2006, 09:17 AM
Am I a good driver?
Only my insurance company knows for sure.

Tylerdurden
12-17-2006, 09:22 AM
"Demented and Uninsured" Makes it easy to gain access to off ramps in traffic.

I have a habit of putting rainbow stickers on cars of people that bother me.

Kaa
12-17-2006, 12:40 PM
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

Kaa

Wild Wassa
12-17-2006, 04:09 PM
One of my neighbours from the US had these two stickers on his bumper. I presume they are football oriented.

Oh how I hate Ohio State.

God plays for Florida, that is why the sky is Tallahassee Blue.

I once entered a competition to design a bumper sticker for the Australian Basketball Association, I put the entry in as joke and won.

Don't dribble on the sidelines, dribble in your gym boots.

Warren.

Memphis Mike
12-17-2006, 04:18 PM
My all time favorite;

"The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans"

John of Phoenix
12-17-2006, 04:40 PM
"Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for."

S.V. Airlie
12-17-2006, 04:40 PM
MMike..
And Democrats built it right? LOL

Rick Starr
12-17-2006, 05:43 PM
Got Mead?