Elvis

[jack grebe]

What would he be doing if still alive today?would he still have his fame or be just another washed up celebrity?

[TomF]

He'd already lived the surreal life ...

[Popeye]

washed up , even mick jagger is gett'n tired , jerry lee lewis .. carl perkins .. whatever

[Phillip Allen]

He'd still be a red-neck

[geeman]

Carl Perkins IS dead

[Popeye]

i guess then his piano playing days are over

[Tealsmith]

If Elvis were alive right now.....

he would be screaming GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

[jack grebe]

If Elvis were alive right now.....

he would be screaming GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!kinda like the rest of us:rolleyes:

[Katherine]

He's on a UFO with Hoffa.

[Popeye]

he had a two headed love child with debbie gibson

(remember skip roper)

[Garrett Lowell]

What do you mean, if Elvis was still alive? Mojo Nixon has the answer for you:

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?

Let me tell ya!

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Elvis light"

That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!

Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis!

[Canibul]

Graceland changed my life.

[brad9798]

Visit the ELVIS IS ALIVE Museum in Wright City, Missouri ... I'll tell you now, he ain't dead!
(sorry ... spelling!)

[skuthorp]

Elvis is fighting fires in Victoria, Australia. There was a pic on the front page of the paper a few days ago.

"Elvis is in the country
Wednesday, 5 November* 2003*


Researcher: Allison Jess

Elvis, the water bombing helicopter, has returned to Australia and will be in Victoria Next month, But will it be flying in our North East skies? Neil Meaney spoke to Peter Farell, Manager of fire in the North East for the Department of Sustainability and Environment to find out

So will we see or have access to Elvis?
"What we do is we have quite a number of contracted aircraft across Victoria based in strategic locations, The heavy helicopters normally located around Melbourne, but as we saw last year when they are required they will move to elsewhere in the State"

[Peter Malcolm Jardine]

Elvis was an alien. He went back to his home world, and staged his death. They're all laughing at us on Trafalmadore.