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eleseus
11-30-2006, 06:54 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/30/national/main2217850.shtml

Leon m
11-30-2006, 06:57 PM
There go my plans for the evening.

eleseus
11-30-2006, 07:07 PM
More pissed-off, big animals biting humans:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20061130-1236-bn30whale2.html

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
11-30-2006, 07:18 PM
I got bit by a neighbor's weiner dog once but I wasn't high on crack.
Little SOB got me good too.
Still got the scar.

Paul Pless
11-30-2006, 07:18 PM
Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack



total effing buzz kill there:eek: :eek:

paladin
11-30-2006, 07:40 PM
I would have that weiner dawg on a spit in a heartbeat with some chili and mustard......:D

Katherine
11-30-2006, 07:55 PM
So does the guy get busted for the drugs too?

JimD
11-30-2006, 07:59 PM
...deputies were responding to multiple calls about a man yelling for help at about 4 a.m. They could not shoot the animal because it was too dark and they might have hit the victim or one another...

Nothing to do but wait for the sun to come up.

eleseus
11-30-2006, 08:16 PM
So does the guy get busted for the drugs too?

If he is black, yes:rolleyes:

Katherine
11-30-2006, 08:18 PM
I found this thread rather amusing until now.:rolleyes:

eleseus
11-30-2006, 08:22 PM
Well, the truth hurts :)

Katherine
11-30-2006, 08:24 PM
Maybe, but the last time I checked, you could be ridin dirty as well as white and nerdy.

eleseus
11-30-2006, 08:25 PM
Maybe, but the last time I checked, you could be ridin dirty as well as white and nerdy.

True dat', Kat:D
Have you seen that video at youtube or on the tube?

Katherine
11-30-2006, 08:29 PM
True dat', Kat:D
Have you seen that video at youtube or on the tube?If you mean the Weird Al one, then Yahoo.

eleseus
11-30-2006, 08:31 PM
I am glad that I don't use drugs

I'm glad you don't either; it leaves more for me:rolleyes:
(just kidding, I don't do drugs anymore either--well, maybe 3 bong-hits a year):D

Katherine
11-30-2006, 08:32 PM
It's amazing what I've learned since I bought a boat. :rolleyes:

ahp
11-30-2006, 09:04 PM
Why can't anyone go swimming naked at night? I bugs me that Florida has all those lakes and you can't swim in them because of the gd alligators.; Why can't all the alligators be made into handbags, shoes,etc? Who needs them? There seems to be a belief that of all God's mistakes, man was the worst.

Mrleft8
11-30-2006, 10:16 PM
The real question is....... Where the hell did the gator get the crack, and who lit the pipe for him.....?

geeman
11-30-2006, 10:30 PM
Yep ,animal cruelty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrleft8
11-30-2006, 10:33 PM
Yep ,animal cruelty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worse than that.....It's a waste of good dope....Dude!

paladin
12-01-2006, 01:16 AM
Gator probably thought the same about the crack head.....:D

paladin
12-01-2006, 01:25 AM
What the heck izz you doing up at this hour?

Katherine
12-01-2006, 12:36 PM
The real question is....... Where the hell did the gator get the crack, and who lit the pipe for him.....?I think the real question is Who deals to a gator and lives to tell about it? Can you imagine if you tried to short him on anything?:eek: